It's the TECH, stupid!

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The Church Of Hoaxology Proudly Announces

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The Formation of the SEE ORG

Now Recruiting!!!

Qualifications
* Willing to sign a billion post contract.
* Committed to Clearing the planet of dangerous cults
* Enjoys laughing at ludicrous clowns pretending to be OT
* Able to SEE wtf is going on​


Dear Future See Org Member,

At the end of the war with Scn, I was crippled and blinded. However, miraculously I was able to use the Technology of Hoaxology to cure myself and now I can see again.

To celebrate, join me on the maiden voyage of our See Org Flagship!

By the way, while there are many posts that need to be filled, my attention is mainly on a theta (but very hot looking) 2D terminal. Normal requirements apply, but there is one additional qual. In case there is any funny business by governments against me in the future, they must be willing to go to federal prison for me.

ML,

L. Ron Hoaxard​
 

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Ron used to claim that he was the inspiration for 'Mr. Roberts'. What crap. Capt. Queeg? Now, that's possible.

Zinj
 

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Call GoodTwin! :D


Good recruiting!

Applicants must complete the "OKAY TO HAVE A 2D WITH L. RON HOAXARD CHECKSHEET" below:

1. HCOPL "Second Dynamic Rules Canceled"
* M2 Word Clearing _____
* M3 Word Clearing _____
* M4 Word Clearing _____
* M5 Word Clearing _____
* M6 Word Clearing _____
* M7 Word Clearing _____
* M8 Word Clearing _____
* M9 Word Clearing _____​

2. Life-sized clay demo: "Why it is never a good idea to write a KR on L. Ron Hoaxard doing 2D Research."

3. Read it, Drill it, DO it!
 

Stat

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Just as a humble suggestion, the human size lego demo pieces can be added for the aforementioned 2D research as well. lol
 

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Just as a humble suggestion, the human size lego demo pieces can be added for the aforementioned 2D research as well. lol

Excellent Suggestion!

It is only one of a handful of suggestions that have been recognized and sanctioned in HCOPL Keeping Hoaxology Working.

We already have put legos on every checksheed in the Hoaxard Training Academy with spectacular results.

Here is a recent demo (which was passed) for the END OF ENDLESS REGISTRATION CHECKSHEET...

Demo the "Full End Phenomena"
of a standard Scientology Reg Cycle


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An enturbulated OT VIII has a heart-to-heart talk with themself.

OT VIII
But..but...but...I am still not OT.
There MUST be Out Tech!

SERENE INNER VOICE
No. There is no Out Tech.

OT VIII
But the Tech works!

SERENE INNER VOICE
No. I am sorry. Quite obviously it doesn't.

OT VIII
But some Tech works, surely!

SERENE INNER VOICE
There is no Tech. I am sorry.

OT VIII
No Tech?! If what you are saying is
true, what is the f*cking point?

SERENE INNER VOICE
Exactly. I gotta run, but I think you can take it from here.
 

Stat

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Rush telex to the Founder:

Hot Mamamita, I mean GoodTwin is like really ready for an audition.
I just passed it, Sir. She has a full Qual ok.
Over to you, Sir.

Love, Stat.
 

Stat

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Excellent Suggestion!

It is only one of a handful of suggestions that have been recognized and sanctioned in HCOPL Keeping Hoaxology Working.

We already have put legos on every checksheed in the Hoaxard Training Academy with spectacular results.

Here is a recent demo (which was passed) for the END OF ENDLESS REGISTRATION CHECKSHEET...

Demo the "Full End Phenomena"
of a standard Scientology Reg Cycle


legocreations.jpg

Excellent presentation, Sir! And thank you for the recognition!
It's my honor to be The See Org Watchdog (esp. the Lego dept lol).
 
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Stat

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No worries, This is NOT OK !!!!

The Captain has it all under control - OT levels come with complimentary glasses.

:D
 

uniquemand

Unbeliever
Man, I love Cap'n Crunch. Back when I was a supa-stoner (about half a day before I was a Scientologist), my friends and I used to gather for Cap'n crunch parties. Giant stogies of weed, hanging out by a pool and eating bowl after bowl of Cap'n Crunch (and CrunchBerries!). Good times!
 

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The Church Of Hoaxology Proudly Announces

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The Formation of the SEE ORG

Now Recruiting!!!

Qualifications
* Willing to sign a billion post contract.
* Committed to Clearing the planet of dangerous cults
* Enjoys laughing at ludicrous clowns pretending to be OT
* Able to SEE wtf is going on​


Dear Future See Org Member,

At the end of the war with Scn, I was crippled and blinded. However, miraculously I was able to use the Technology of Hoaxology to cure myself and now I can see again.

To celebrate, join me on the maiden voyage of our See Org Flagship!

By the way, while there are many posts that need to be filled, my attention is mainly on a theta (but very hot looking) 2D terminal. Normal requirements apply, but there is one additional qual. In case there is any funny business by governments against me in the future, they must be willing to go to federal prison for me.

ML,

L. Ron Hoaxard​
Ok, I'd apply if it wasn't that I consider billion year contracts as hilarious as dudes pretending to be OT.. I get dangerously short of breath from hysterical bouts of laughter.

But I am comitted to clearing the planet of dangerous cults, and I'm straining laboriously to see WTF is going on!

WUT?.. Miraculously regaining eyesight after being crippled and blinded? - I must have some sort of 'engram' on that.. Not from pain and unconciouseness in previous lifetimes though.. Maybe from previous bouts of hysterical laughter, with excruciating belly pains and shortness of breath.. Anyway it's in restim.. Mewhahahahahahahahahaaaaa.. Sheeeeit! Mewhahahahahah!!!!

Mewhaa.. Arrghff.. Gasp.. I didn't know ya' could get engrams that way!

Anyhooo.. Did you get many applications from hot chicks? - I might want to join anyway!

Wait.. Are we supposed to putter around in that old rustbucket in the picture at high seas? - Or is it safely in a drydock? Or at least in a harbour where it's not too deep?

And what's that about 'theta'!? - I don't condone any 'theta'! - I wan't healthy and wholesome ENTHETA!

:hattip:
 

Hatshepsut

Crusader
Ok, I'd apply if it wasn't that I consider billion year contracts as hilarious as dudes pretending to be OT.. I get dangerously short of breath from hysterical bouts of laughter.

But I am comitted to clearing the planet of dangerous cults, and I'm straining laboriously to see WTF is going on!
The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
Mark Twain
WUT?.. Miraculously regaining eyesight after being crippled and blinded? - I must have some sort of 'engram' on that.. Not from pain and unconciouseness in previous lifetimes though.. Maybe from previous bouts of hysterical laughter, with excruciating belly pains and shortness of breath.. Anyway it's in restim.. Mewhahahahahahahahahaaaaa.. Sheeeeit! Mewhahahahahah!!!!
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
Mark Twain

Mewhaa.. Arrghff.. Gasp.. I didn't know ya' could get engrams that way!

Anyhooo.. Did you get many applications from hot chicks? - I might want to join anyway!
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
Wait.. Are we supposed to putter around in that old rustbucket in the picture at high seas? - Or is it safely in a drydock? Or at least in a harbour where it's not too deep?
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
:hattip:[/QUOTE]:melodramatic:
And what's that about 'theta'!? - I don't condone any 'theta'! - I wan't healthy and wholesome ENTHETA!
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Mark Twain
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
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David Miscavich.
Ideal Orgs.
Regging.
Prices.
The PTS Tech.
Disconnection.
Fair Game.
Shore Stories.
Acceptable Truths.
Lies.
KSW.
RPF & RPF's RPF.
Forced Abortions.
Imprisonment of Staff.
Crimes committed by OSA.
Squirrel Tech.
Out Tech.
Out KSW.
Misapplication of Policies and Bulletins.
Hidden Data Lines.
Alter-is of LRH data.
MU's on Tech.
SPs in the Church.
SP's attacking the Church.
Anonymous.
Critics & Apostates creating black PR enemy line.
SP Media.
Psychs
Conspiracies by bankers.
Restimulation from OT III Wall of Fire and Wall of Fire #2.
TR's & Metering inadequacies.
Unreleased LRH Tech, Rundowns and Advanced Levels.
Anything to do with SuperPower.
David Mayo or anything David Mayo did or did not do.
Group Bank.
Out Ethics.
Drugs in the society.
Lack of literacy in the society.
False data.
Anything to to with withholds, overts or missed withholds.
Anything to do with Sec Checks or Gang Bang Sec Checks.
Enturbulation from BTs, Clusters or other hidden alien influences.
Anything to do with the wholetrack.
Evil Purps belonging to anyone.
False Purps belonging to anyone.
Failed, False or incorrectly calibrated Postulates.
Policy not being applied correctly.
Lack of Results (per KSW)
The Sea Org.
Senior Management.
LRH going off the lines.
L. Ron Hubbard, himself.
The unhandled case of L. Ron Hubbard.
The out ethics of L. Ron Hubbard.
The rollercoaster of L. Ron Hubbard.
People trying to take over the church.
Vested interests attacking Scientology.
World governments bent on revenge because Ron did not sell them his tech.
Xenu.
Engrams.
The R6 Bank.
Lack of Tech Training.
Barriers to Study or Learning the tech.
Not applying the tech.
Not applying the tech correctly.
Out Qual.
Wrong Whys.
Failed Purposes causing stops.
Anything to do with the release of OT IX, X and above.
6-month checks.
The Internet.
Reporters.
Terrorists attacking the church.
Hate groups against freedom to worship one's religion.
Plants inside Scientology.
PDH'ed operatives.
Anything to do with Nazis or Germany.
Anything to do with Communists.
Anything to do with being attacked because of being upstat.
In any way connected to Donations, Contributions or Exchange.
Anything to do with the E-Meter, F/N's or reads.
Anything to do with Marty Rathbun or Mike Rinder.
Anything to do with Indie Scientology.
Anything to do with Free Zone Scientology.
Anything to do with the Grade Chart.
Anything to do with the Bridge to Total Freedom.
Anything to do with Golden Age of Technology.
Anything to do with out-of-popularity tech such as KTL, LOC, PRD et al.
Anything to do with Invader Forces or MEST beings trying to trap theta beings.
Anything to do with implant stations active or inactive.
Anything to do with the Reactive Mind, GPM's, Clearing or OT Levels.
Anything to do with the "Old OT Levels" or other "Old" processes.
Anything to do with false attests.
Anything to do with Quickie grades or any other "Quickie" tech.
Anything to do with Overrun.
Anything to do with 6-month checks.
Anything to do with not running OT Levels correctly.
Anything to do with Reverse Auditing.
Anything to do with human rights abuses.
Anything to do with court cases, litigation, civil law suits, criminal charges et al.
Anything to do with the corporate entities or piercing corporate veils thereof.
Anything to do with the turnover of senior management after LRH died.
Anything to do with "bad guys in the Church" who are gone or still there.
Anything to do with money.
Anything to do with wogs, raw meat, dbs or other non-scientologists.
Anything to do with bypassed charge or wrong indications.
Anything to do with insouciance, joy of creating or fun.
Anything to do with cults.
Anything to do with brainwashing, indoctrination or cognitive dissonance.
Anything to do with revelations about Int Management beatings or abuses.
Anything to do with hidden LRH advices or directives.
Anything to do with LRH's fake biography, affirmations or criminal fraud.
Anything to do with undisclosed crimes of staff or former staff.
Anything to do with stopping the abuses of the CoS.
THEN WHAT IS IT?


IT'S THE TECH, STUPID!

clue#1: Everything else is a misdirection.

clue #2: There is no tech.​
 
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