It's time to leave Scientology when....

[HelluvaHoax!]

it's time to leave Scientology when...

It's Thursday.

1:59 pm...

And some delusional, self-righteous moron in a hokey naval costume has just marched up and begun a screaming tirade about how YOU are destroying the only chance to salvage all beings in the entire universe--because your LETTERS OUT stat went down by 3 that week.

And as the clock strikes 2:00 pm, you wonder for just a brief moment if "salvaging all beings in the entire universe" might best be started by salvaging yourself and blowing.

 

[Hatshepsut]

....and then you wonder for just a brief moment if NOT salvaging some might be best.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

....and then you wonder for just a brief moment if NOT salvaging some might be best.

Well....I WAS going to give a huge HellYeah! to that idea, but--

Then I remembered a yellow post-it note that I have had on my refrigerator since 1986 when Ron exteriorized.

It's a THINGS TO DO list he gave me.

Get in Ethics on Planet
Clear Planet
Salvage All Beings In the Universe
​

Yup, that's what I thought. He was really specific about salvaging "all beings" in the Universe.

So just knock of the CI!

Do it for Ron!

shit! i have to add that last line to the "DON'T SAY IT" thread, it's wayyyyy too hideous to leave out.

 

[Hatshepsut]

Shit. Reminds me of the 2 hr documentary I saw last night on "The Fatal
Attraction of Adolph Hitler". Everything was "Do it for the Fuhrer!" The BBC has the best film archives!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjM6ywHP00U

 

[Mest Lover]

When they tell you that you have an MU on Communication and your declare is on the way.

 

[Royal Prince Xenu]

Oh gosh that is sad -- I guess I was one of the lucky ones -- didn't "discover" Scientology until after I was married and my life's course was set. . . .and nobody jumped on board with me, so I always had one foot in the "real world" (so to speak).

I just found my disdain for all things not-scientology growing to the point where I didn't enjoy life. It was time to get out.

I sure hope you have some of those things now RPX.

-TL

Scientology did not rob me of these things, but I mistakenly believed it could restore them.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

When they tell you that you have an MU on Communication and your declare is on the way.

HellYeah!

....and another good time to leave Scn is when you are at a Fund Raiser and being heavily pressured to donate money to buy a new mimeo machine and goldenrod paper.

When you ask what the goldenrod paper is for...you are given this R-Factor:

That's for us to know and for you to find out.
​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

its time to leave Scientology when...

You are dumbstruck at Ron's ability to make things soar ever-upwards...

Like being able to make himself keep rising above the bank.

And being able to make your Tone Arm keep rising and ever-soaring, too.

 

[Div6]

You are dumbstruck at Ron's ability to make things soar ever-upwards...

Like being able to make himself keep rising above your bank account.

And being able to make your Tone Arm keep rising and ever-soaring, too.

Fix'd

 

[Commander Birdsong]

Here's one for the hipsters

It's time to leave Scientology when...

The person who is indicating the BPC on your ARCX quotes Strother Martin.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

It's time to leave Scientology when...

The person who is indicating the BPC on your ARCX quotes Strother Martin.

lololololololololololololololol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

it's time to leave Scientology when...

You are a staff member whose world has shrunk down so small that you get the sensation of "total freedom" when you dream about having a few-hour liberty so that you can see a movie....or sleep.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

it's time to leave Scientology when...

The Bridge is no longer about helping YOU but about helping the ORG--that is not helping YOU.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

It's time to leave Scientology when...

You are subconsciously trash-thinking about funky tech.

 

[Commander Birdsong]

trivie movia

Pretty quick on the uptake HH. Anybody got this one? Its time to leave scientology when... The E/O says "Peasants?" I love peasants!"

 

[Zinjifar]

it's time to leave scientology when the regges are mumbling 'Raw meat? It's a cook book!'

Zinj

 

[Eelo Ars]

The guy standing next to you says he carries in his wallet several copies of the picture on the wall of the guy in the sailor cap.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

its time to leave Scientology when...

You accidentally leave your leaving routing form where someone can see that you intend to leave before you actually do leave....which is a high crime per HCOPL "Leaving & Leaves".

That's a good time to leave well enough alone and leave scientology before you fully take leave of your senses.

 

[cantsay]

Its time to leave when.... you mention in session that you are thinking of leaving and can someone please help fix the things that are wrong that make you want to leave so you can stay... and you get sent to ethics because because you TOLD someone.

 

[Watching and waiting]

Hi Guys!

It is time to leave Scientology when your non Scientology friends have to join an ex scientology forum in order to get a message to you.:dancer:. Come on out Victoria.