Jenna's ELFMAN's sex life

Moosejewels

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Re: Jenna's sex life

This Kirstie Alley you're talking about? :coolwink:

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A friend of mine lived with her in one of the LA beach communities for a couple years during the "just arrived in
LA from Wichita" era (above). Told me the "kooky factor" got to be too much for him and he just had to move on.

Some things just don't change. The "kooky factor," that is. :eyeroll:

Was stunningly beautiful in the early 80's.

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That's the damnedest fly fishig rig I've ever seen.

And I am referring to the flys that go ..zzzip.. :biggrin:
 
Re: Jenna's sex life

While we're on the subject, what's up with Santa calling one of his reindeers "Vixen"?
That seems kinda odd to me! :biggrin:

It's cold and lonely at the North Pole, Santa gets "lonely" when Mrs. Claus is frigid, and that particular reindeer is both female & "foxy"?


Mark A. Baker :whistling:
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Re: Jenna's sex life


WHAT IF YOU HAD MARRIED KIRSTIE
WHEN SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS?


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AND NOW SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS?

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WOULD THAT BE
BAIT & SWITCH?

OR...

BAIT & BITCH?



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programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
Re: Jenna's sex life

I think that sex 5x a week is about a minimum.

Well, yes... BUT... how do you distribute it? (Sorry, I think like an engineer.)
Doing that during the work week might be a little much.

Maybe once on Wednesday and the other times are on the weekend. :confused2:
3 or 4 times on Saturday before sunrise would be a good plan. :thumbsup:
 

programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
Re: Jenna's sex life


WHAT IF YOU HAD MARRIED KIRSTIE
WHEN SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS?


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AND NOW SHE LOOKED LIKE THIS?

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WOULD THAT BE
BAIT & SWITCH?

OR...

BAIT & BITCH?



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Those fat photos were probably taken when she was doing OT levels and had to be "sessionable" (eat to feel good for session).
 

Enthetan

Master of Disaster
Re: Jenna's sex life

Well, yes... BUT... how do you distribute it? (Sorry, I think like an engineer.)
Doing that during the work week might be a little much.

Maybe once on Wednesday and the other times are on the weekend. :confused2:
3 or 4 times on Saturday before sunrise would be a good plan. :thumbsup:

I strive for once a night. What's wrong with having sex during the work week? Just free up your schedule so that you both get to bed at a reasonable time and are well rested (which you should be doing anyway)
 

Caroline

Patron Meritorious
Re: Jenna's sex life

Something seemed vaguely "inspirational" about this photo:

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Then I remembered the Widow Tayl:

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Techless

Patron Meritorious
Yeah, this just jogged my memory and I realized: didn't Hubbub have some kinda buddy thing with Frank Frazetta? (The artist who was famous for paintings like the above? (though not sure if above is a Frazetta))

But it always cracked me up that he really liked his Art. I always have too.

But now, with all the Hubbub truth out there - it REALLY explains it to a tee.
 

Claire Swazey

Spokeshole, fence sitter
Bait and Switch? nooo....

A lot of women gain weight when they get older. The good life is killing us, so to speak. Speaking as someone who used to be a size 16, I can tell you it's true. It's not bait and switch. It's not like she planned to get fat.

I would, however, be in total agreement with anyone who pointed out that all this weight gain stuff isn't very OT of her and that she's not an advertisement for the state of OT. That's been pointed out before and it's, IMO, quite true.
:yes:

But I will not support the bait and switch theory.:angry:
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
.. Jenna Elfman now... Erm.. She's a scientologist.. And considering that if you give a scientology registrar a little finger, he'll take the whole arm and your upper torso.. I hate to think about giving Jenna Elfman my.. Horrible thought!!!!

:nervous:
 
Re: Jenna's sex life

Well, yes... BUT... how do you distribute it? (Sorry, I think like an engineer.) ...

Manually, of course, except for geeky engineering types who may wish to automate the process. In which latter case the question becomes software or hardware?


Mark A. Baker :whistling:
 
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