Jesus was Xenu in a past life

[Anonycat]

As we all know, Xenu is trapped in a mountain fortress, so Jesus couldn't have been him in a previous life.

Yes, exactly.

 

[Leland]

For all that La Fatty says about Jesus being an implant....and a bunch of hooie.....and nonsense.....he sure likes to INSERT himself into that religious paridigm!

 

[Robert Moor]

Sorry if this was said already -- I only read the OP and not the thread.

The problem with Jesus being Xenu in a past life, would mean Jesus had no soul. Xenu has had that soul for tens of millions of years, if not billions.

Could you elaborate on this? Wouldn't it be the same Thetan in different bodies? Or is The Xenu body supposed to be immortal and therefore the thetan is still trapped in the mountain imprisoned in the body? I'd love for you to educate me a bit on this....

 

[Helena Handbasket]

For all that La Fatty says about Jesus being an implant....and a bunch of hooie.....and nonsense.....he sure likes to INSERT himself into that religious paridigm!

Heck even I can insert myself. I saw Jesus carry the cross in a previous (way previous) life. (I was a little 4-year old girl then.)

For those of you who don't believe that, I don't care.

Helena

 

[Anonycat]

Could you elaborate on this? Wouldn't it be the same Thetan in different bodies? Or is The Xenu body supposed to be immortal and therefore the thetan is still trapped in the mountain imprisoned in the body? I'd love for you to educate me a bit on this....

Yes.

If Xenu is at minimum 75 million years old (as he was a ruler and assumed adult) and has been in the mountain prison for that long, and to this day, the only way to achieve the crazy shit in that notebook, would be for Xenu's soul to have left his body, to possess the body of Christ until he died, and then return to Xenu.

Unless of course Xenu later entered the body of baby Ron and took that over. And Bill too, maybe. Maybe you've been listening to Xenu all these years. Xenuphile!

Edit: Yes, Xenu is immortal, after all he's been in a mountain for 75 million years without food. He's an undead breatharian!

 

[Leland]

Thats a bit different (insertion into a paragidm) from claiming to have been the anti-christ, HH.

Anyway.....I had expected a bit more from the anti-christ.....??

Another typical sloppy job by Scientology?

Seems so.

 

[Robert Moor]

Edit: Yes, Xenu is immortal, after all he's been in a mountain for 75 million years without food. He's an undead breatharian!

Thanks for this! I had somehow missed that his body was/is supposedly immortal and therefore keeping him perpetually trapped in the mountain...I knew that the thetan was accepted as immortal but I didn't realize that Scio accepted some "meat-bodies" as immortal too. Is Xenu the only one with an immortal body or are there other characters with this same feature?

 

[I told you I was trouble]

Okay everybody....I almost hate to post this but it's driving me crazy.....

First I have to say that I'm a little nutty and I have notebooks for EVERYTHING. I share this because I want you to know that I've got some notebooks for sources/references and other notebooks for my own theories/ideas/inferences. I was going through one of my source/reference notebooks (which SHOULD only have facts and where I found them...basically a glorified bibliography) just trying to organize my thoughts, indulging in my little obsession, and I came across a strange entry. It says "Jesus was Xenu in a past life". No reference...on a page by itself....no apparent relation to anything on the pages immediately before or after.

So here is my question....Is this an idea I had and stuck it in the wrong notebook (with no exposition) or is this a reference to something else? Has anyone ever heard this before?

On a side note...I don't personally believe that Jesus was Xenu reincarnated....Just wanted to get that out of the way

Surely you would have to believe that "Xenu" really existed (and wasn't just a very dark figment of a mad man's imagination) to even ask this question.

Nobody (here) really believes he was ever real ... do they?


:confused2:

 

[Anonycat]

Thanks for this! I had somehow missed that his body was/is supposedly immortal and therefore keeping him perpetually trapped in the mountain...I knew that the thetan was accepted as immortal but I didn't realize that Scio accepted some "meat-bodies" as immortal too. Is Xenu the only one with an immortal body or are there other characters with this same feature?

No, but remember this is drug and booze fueled crap sci-fi. And your observation is right -- it was never said he is immortal, all that was written is that he's alive to this day. Bad sci-fi, right? The worst.

Correct, no other immortals written about. He did write that a soul could take up a "doll body". LOL, the worst!

 

[lotus]

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[Robert Moor]

No, but remember this is drug and booze fueled crap sci-fi. And your observation is right -- it was never said he is immortal, all that was written is that he's alive to this day. Bad sci-fi, right? The worst.

Correct, no other immortals written about. He did write that a soul could take up a "doll body". LOL, the worst!

I forgot about doll bodies! The fun never stops!

 

[programmer_guy]

I forgot about doll bodies! The fun never stops!

Yeah, that's on the PDC taped lectures.
(Although the content of most of the PDC lectures is not about the weird past lives stuff.)

 

[PTS]

We have all been Xenu
We have all been Christ
We have all been Satan
We have all been Julia Child...
...lather, rinse, repeat

 

[R2-45]

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Must be some kind of time-warp echo going on in this thread here...

 

[gbuck]

I love it when two possibly and or probably imaginary characters, that may or may not have actually been the same person.................