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John Travolta, Kelly Preston, divorce rumor

Discussion in 'John Travolta/Kelly Preston' started by ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. SPsince83

    SPsince83 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Space planes? Xenu? Hawaiian volcanoes? Ya know..... OT III.
  2. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

    Oh, I get it now.

    Cheerioate (tm) III or whatever is the OT III crap. And Hawaii was one of the volcanos in the story.

    I thought there was something more here rather than the same old comic-book science fiction.
  3. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather

    Now I get it!


    Jokes on me.
  4. SPsince83

    SPsince83 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Cheerioatee(tm) is a special OT level that only secret squirrels can handle. To be exposed to the material without enough free zeta to deal with the immense charge has been known to cause terminal constipation. In other words one becomes increasingly full of shit until death. Beware.
  5. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Isn't it the OT level you need to move on target 2 as your body had become an impediement ???? Thus you drop your body at total cause...
  6. Rmack

    Rmack Van Allen Belt Sunbather


    Sorry, but 'R2 45' was suppose to be a JOKE! But, of course, the joke was always on all of us.
  7. Northern Shewolf

    Northern Shewolf Patron Meritorious

    And why not...coconut!:yes:
    Target 2 it is, yipee, yahoo!
  8. FoJ

    FoJ Patron

    I believe Suri had legs from birth.

    Boom boom. Here all week.
  9. Little David

    Little David Gold Meritorious Patron

    The Odd Couple

    For the conscience free, any fantasy is possible.

    Twenty-eight years later, after experiencing many highs and lows, the two are still madly in love with each other.

    The couple celebrated their 28th wedding anniversary on Sept. 5, 2019, sharing sweet Instagram tributes to each other.

    Travolta shared a photo of himself and his wife hugging while at dinner, writing, “Happy Anniversary to my wonderful wife ♥️ @therealkellypreston

    Preston also shared the same photo but wrote a lengthier heartfelt note to her husband.

    “To my dearest Johnny, the most wonderful man I know. You have given me hope when I have felt lost, loved me patiently and unconditionally… made me laugh harder than any other human being possible… shared the most beautiful highs and at times lows,” she wrote.

    She added, “You’re a dream Daddio and make life so much fun!! I trust my love with you implicitly… with you I know I will always be okay no matter what happens… I love you forever and completely. Happy 28th Anniversary @johntravolta ♥️.”

    Last edited: Sep 12, 2019
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  10. "I know I will always be okay" ... I bet! I see his beard (not her) isn't gray anymore.
  11. "I know I will always be okay" ... I bet! I see his beard (not her) isn't gray anymore.
  12. La La Lou Lou

    La La Lou Lou Crusader

    Isn't that nice of them to share their most personal love over the internet, for no reason at all. no ulterior reason what so ever.
  13. Little David

    Little David Gold Meritorious Patron

    It's the kind of behavior that Makes America So Great!!!!!