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K Mart Shoppers! Special New OT VIII Package Price

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From: Freewinds <[email protected]>
Subject: Special New OT VIII Package Price, from: Elio Cervi, Freewinds
To: "Freewinds" <[email protected]>
Date: Thursday, July 2, 2009, 4:46 PM

Dear Scientologist,



The future release of OT IX and X depends on your contribution towards it. Such as doing everything possible to speed up the making of Ideal Orgs and of course securing your New OT VIII for the future. By making your donations today you are helping to put the energy there that is needed right now to complete all preparations for the future release of OT IX and X. In other words you will be contributing to making this dream come true and your help is needed to do that.



With our new accommodation rates it is easier then ever to put your New OT VIII package there. To make this happen the Freewinds is offering the following New OT VIII package:



New OT VIII $4,000.00

Two Eligibility Intensives $10,000.00.

Five weeks of accommodations $6,000.00

Total: $20,000.00



Here’s what LRH has to say about New OT VIII:



“I don’t want to mention too much at this time, but I will tell you that it addresses a vital necessity for a thetan’s total freedom: I have discovered the primary reason for amnesia on the whole track, and believe me, this you need to handle.”



You will personally receive a commendation for your donation from the Commanding Officer FSSO. Why? Because you are doing exactly what LRH is saying below:



“Your donation is supporting the greatest hope that man has ever had and the churches and people vital to its survival and increase.”

“Your donation does what it takes to get the job done.”



We are counting on your contributions today!



In alignment with the above, please fill out the following questionnaire and send your answers back to me.





1. Are you interested in taking advantage of the New OT VIII package above?



2. Would you like to know the current balance of your service account?





3. Do you need help in purchasing any of the above services?





4. Is there anything you need assistance with which would help you in moving up the Bridge?




Thank you,

Elio Cervi
Freewinds Director of Registration
 

Zinjifar

Silver Meritorious Sponsor
Calvin: Dad, where do babies come from?
Calvin’s Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the assembly kit, and read the instructiions.
Calvin: I CAME FROM SEARS?!?!
Dad: No, you were a Blue Light Special at Kmart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.
Calvin: AAUUGHHH!
Calvin’s Mom: Dear, what are you telling him now?!

Zinj
 

Kathy (ImOut)

Gold Meritorious Patron
Calvin: Dad, where do babies come from?
Calvin’s Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the assembly kit, and read the instructiions.
Calvin: I CAME FROM SEARS?!?!
Dad: No, you were a Blue Light Special at Kmart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.
Calvin: AAUUGHHH!
Calvin’s Mom: Dear, what are you telling him now?!

Zinj

Priceless. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
 
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