Iknowtoomuch
Gold Meritorious Patron
Dude, you have no idea what failure is.
Failure is heading out with a handful of flyers that say "FREE PERSONALITY TEST" and standing on a street corner, offering them to people "Tone 40" who literally spit on you as they pass...
Failure is going door to door with a Dianetics book in your hand, trying to get even one person in a multi-million dollar neighborhood to pay $5 for it.
Failure is calling roll call on course, and having no one there, and then saying to yourself "Great! I can be Executive Director tonight so I can report the stats to my senior and have him rip my throat out once again!"...
Failure is selling a circus hawker's philosophy to a materialist society and expecting to take over some day...
That is failure.
You, sir, by any measure, are OT.
Don't forget going home and wondering why so many people could give a fuck about Dianetics and Scientology. Then thinking they are just stupid wogs and wouldn't know freedom if it slapped them in the face.
