I told you I was trouble
Suspended animation
I can stop you right there. I am familiar with those materials. When I first got here the natives used to be all freaked out about those volcanoes, so much so that it was ruining their idyllic lives! Apparently a strange tubby man with flowing red hair in a sailor suit from the West came here on a big boat, long ago, and scared the living hell out of them with a nightmarish story about demonic space ghosts and such.
Using Scientology Tech, I briefed them and they instantly spotted that the storytelling guy was a total Merchant of Chaos! So, they disconnected from that evil SP and since that time the whole place here has been one non-stop party! If it wasn't for Ron none of these huge wins would have ever happened!!!
Aha!!!
Well, in that case ... I am on my way.
I'll say you are my FSM (and we can split the commission later).
