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Discussion in 'Scientology Front Groups and Alliances' started by triumph, Sep 7, 2019.

  1. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

  2. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    House of waffles and touch assist gets first wave of downstat Scientologist amends rejects

    sign over the kids honey.
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  3. scientia

    scientia Patron

    What an odd choice of hashtags.
    Is this a religious call to action or a modelling gig?
  4. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    worst hashtag's ever

    its almost like Mirit Hendrickson wrote it
  5. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    As usual
    Taking advantage of disasters ( traumatized people)
    To take photographs and sell their BS


    ( I've heard and read comments about them in the past..they are known to take credits for aid provided by other for non-profit organization like Red Cross. The are not only tolerated because they call themselves religious volunteer ministers.
    They have nothing other than "touch assists" to bring to traumatized people in needs of basics.
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  6. cakemaker

    cakemaker Patron Meritorious

    Talk about one posed photo!

    The biggest relief agency on Earth. (cough)
    These guys are so gross. :(
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  7. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    they cant get more than 20 adults to actually travel to the Bahamas
    90% will be kids taken out of School from Clearwater Academy and Washburn Academy

    ethics handling or attend a Volunteer Ministers Briefing?!!! F*#$&..
  8. Veda

    Veda Sponsor

    The Bahamas were ruined.

    Time for Scientology to move in and offer sympathy and "help," and become an "ally." (See "aberrative ally computation" in DN. Key: "Use enemy tactics" and "aberrative" actions others.)

    Someone sees this as an opportunity to make the Bahamas a Scientology island.
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  9. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    Alright Guyz Hi my name Glendy Goodsell i'm the Vucan Minister ED

    "so Hurricaine Dorian alright is hitting right now as we speak to the Bahamas, ONE mile per hour, a hundred ninety miles of es-speed OK"

    "its creating a whole distruction",

    "and there are people there right now which Is the scary part"

    comedy gold
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  10. PirateAndBum

    PirateAndBum Gold Meritorious Patron

    She says they're running out of toilet paper. Gee, what else is new!

    And are combs and shampoo really vital items to have when you're house is under water?
  11. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

    The shampoo Is for Mirit..they left Nail Polish off the list this time.

    Mirit suggested they go to whole foods and get bags ofJalapino chips Pork Rinds to donate..during Hurricaine Florence
    in one of her videos.those will hold up well
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  12. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

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  13. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    This is how it works. They aren't doing anything really of any value but they will get Scientologists to donate and volunteer and then they will show up on the island.

    It is purely promotion. They aren't doing this to actually help, they are doing it to create an image, and that's all.

    It works because most people don't know the real background of Scientology but they will see maybe 20 people there and do photo ops and touch assists and it doesn't matter if effective or not because they showed up and that paints the image that makes Scientology look like it cares.

    later on, they will get some trophy , a plaque and a letter from some official from the Bahamas and they will be heroes because they showed up and here is the proof. it doesn't matter if they only bring paper cups, they showed up and will have pictures to prove it even though they aren't doing any thing effective. it's advertising and safepointing.
  14. Xenu Xenu Xenu

    Xenu Xenu Xenu Patron Meritorious

    It really wouldn't surprise me if they got their own trophies made and presented it to themselves.
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  15. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    They already do that, it's called the New Year Event.
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  16. Wilbur

    Wilbur Patron Meritorious

    Yea, right! Is the middle of a hurricane disaster any time to try and solicit toilet paper for the orgs?
  17. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Need that tp unrolling smilie :cool:
  18. triumph

    triumph Silver Meritorious Patron

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  20. triumph

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