I hadn't looked at this Hubbard communique in ages.
It was actually both shocking and delightfully entertaining to know that at one time this actually made sense to me.
Crrrrrriiiinnnnnnge!
The
lying is quite terrible & wacky. Take a look....
HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex
HCO BULLETIN OF 10 JUNE 1960 Issue I
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Keeping Scientology Working Series 33
WHAT WE EXPECT OF A SCIENTOLOGIST
A housewife who does not have professional level skill in Scientology could not expect to run a wholly successful family or keep order in her neighbourhood and keep her family well. A factory foreman could not possibly handle his crews with full effectiveness without professional Scientology skill. The personal assistant to a corporation executive could not do a fully effective job without being a professional Scientologist. A corporation president without a certificate will someday fail. And the head of a country would go to pieces if he didn't know Scientology from a professional angle.
How can these people handle life if they have no expert knowledge of how to handle life?
We have many, many personal success stories in Scientology. They begin with a book acquaintance and bloom when professional skill enters the background. These people, small people, big people, drove a wedge for themselves into companies, societies, with Scientology and then took over control of the area. They succeeded where they never would have dreamed they could. And every time one of us drives in such a wedge, we all win because the world is brought nearer to a sane and decent world.
Any trained Scientologist can win to success in society. Heightened IQ, a knowledge of life, a forthright attitude -- with these things it is easy for him or her to improve a social or business position, to get higher pay, to exert wider personal influence. This we know we can do, we have done it so often, so let's improve the ability.
Hit for the key spots by whatever means -- the head of the women's club, the personnel director of a company, the leader of a good orchestra, the president's secretary, the advisor of the trade union --any key spot. Make a good sound living at it, drive a good car, but get your job done, handle and better the people you meet and bring about a better Earth.
Scientology is the only game on Earth where everybody wins.
So let's help the world win.
—L. Ron Hubbard