Major Release - 2nd MV Event

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

Planetary clearing is at their fingertips apparently ... the people that write this drivel must be completely blind and totally deluded.

I feel embarrassed on their behalf.

I wouldn't exactly call it 'writing', it's basically regurgitated L. Ron Hubbard dribble. Planetary clearing is at their fingertips for about forty years now.

 

[Freeminds]

I feel embarrassed on their behalf, I really do.

Yeah, it made me cringe. The only good thing is, the more ardently somebody believes that guff, the greater the disparity between reality and life inside their little 'Sci-bubble'. I'm hoping that the obvious difference between what they wrote and what is happening in the real world will make them wake up all the sooner.

 

[Smilla]

Here it is, a full and complete description of the first event, from someone
drinking too much kool-aid.

Scientology. It's like peeling a banana, and finding there's nothing inside.

 

[Andrew Moore]

"...it's happening!"

Like, totally for real this time!

I said much the same thing to the ED of STL after my first Super Power briefing as a staff member. That was ten years ago.

 

[ThisFenceHurts]

20 or so new and improved Life Imporvement courses were released. STCC was revamped and the pesky theiry was removed. HQS was supposedly revamped and put back like it was back in the old days according to surveys that Scientologists found this course was the one that really made them into Scns. Apparently they put CCHs and some other more advanced auditing that used to be on the course back on it. Also, there was apparently a Student Manual referred to by LRH frequently that had never been published. Well, now it has, in conjunction with new HQS. The new line is for everty new public to be funnelled to HQS. Also, the release of the Dear Alice lectures that were previously listed as "Future Release" in the new red materials book.

 

[OTBT]

20 or so new and improved Life Imporvement courses were released. STCC was revamped and the pesky theiry was removed. HQS was supposedly revamped and put back like it was back in the old days according to surveys that Scientologists found this course was the one that really made them into Scns. Apparently they put CCHs and some other more advanced auditing that used to be on the course back on it. Also, there was apparently a Student Manual referred to by LRH frequently that had never been published. Well, now it has, in conjunction with new HQS. The new line is for everty new public to be funnelled to HQS. Also, the release of the Dear Alice lectures that were previously listed as "Future Release" in the new red materials book.

I believe one of the reasons CCHs were removed from the really old version of HQS was too many raw meat manifesting Out Int. Also Purif is supposed to be done before Objectives (CCHs).

 

[Thrak]

"...it's happening!"

Like, totally for real this time!

I said much the same thing to the ED of STL after my first Super Power briefing as a staff member. That was ten years ago.

The GAT was IT but not really it, the congresses were IT but not really it, the basics were IT but not really it, idle orgs IT but not really it, but this, this really is IT. Isn't IT awesome?!?

Will that be visa or mc?

 

[Dulloldfart]

20 or so new and improved Life Imporvement courses were released. STCC was revamped and the pesky theiry was removed. HQS was supposedly revamped and put back like it was back in the old days according to surveys that Scientologists found this course was the one that really made them into Scns. Apparently they put CCHs and some other more advanced auditing that used to be on the course back on it. Also, there was apparently a Student Manual referred to by LRH frequently that had never been published. Well, now it has, in conjunction with new HQS. The new line is for everty new public to be funnelled to HQS. Also, the release of the Dear Alice lectures that were previously listed as "Future Release" in the new red materials book.

Ah. Thank you very much.

Paul

 

[Feral]

20 or so new and improved Life Imporvement courses were released. STCC was revamped and the pesky theiry was removed. HQS was supposedly revamped and put back like it was back in the old days according to surveys that Scientologists found this course was the one that really made them into Scns. Apparently they put CCHs and some other more advanced auditing that used to be on the course back on it. Also, there was apparently a Student Manual referred to by LRH frequently that had never been published. Well, now it has, in conjunction with new HQS. The new line is for everty new public to be funnelled to HQS. Also, the release of the Dear Alice lectures that were previously listed as "Future Release" in the new red materials book.

Are you bloody serious? An event that "you won't want to miss" and that's all they can come up with?

Wankers.

Well, it will all be for nothing, no one is walking into any org any where now and a new HQS aint going to fix that. As for the new life improvement courses, I think I got deja vu, didn't we shoot that duck in the '90s?

 

[Dulloldfart]

As for the new life improvment course, I think I got deja vu, didn't we shoot that duck in the '90s?

It's 20 of them, Kev. TWENTY!

We can probably come up with some good titles.

The Bad Press Alignment Course
The Funding of Anonymous Course
The Tommy Davis Interpretation Course

and so on.

Paul

 

[Feral]

Typo edited.

I thought there were a stack last time too.

My title suggestions;

"How to Ignore the Internet."
"Creating Your Own Reality in a Cult, Made Easy"
"Who are the Real Villains?"
"How to Live without Your Family"
"Disconnection Made Easy"
"Couch Jumping for Beginners"
"Acceptable Truths, What are they?"
"The Power of Self Deception"

 

[Dulloldfart]

Typo edited.

Cheat.

"How to Live without Your Family"

Spot-on! It looks like it could be a real title too. Well, almost.

EDIT: You know, it wouldn't be at all hard to compile such a course, based entirely on known LRH issues, explaining how disconnection is sometimes warranted and it's for the greatest good etc. Put it in the right format and it would cause some real confusion.

Paul

 

[A-non-non-anon]

I'm surprised they didn't churn out their Anonymous Hate Crimes set as a new release...

"Donate to our Dissemination Campaign and get the truth about our enemies into every library in the galazy!"

 

[OTBT]

Weren't the Dear Alice lectures already released? Maybe this a new, revised version.

And Student Manual sounds like it might just be composed of Hubbtard Study Dreck HCOBs, PLs, etc. + Students Guide To Acceptable Behavior.

 

[Andrew Moore]

Funnily enough, after discussing this with my wife and before we knew what the release was, we figured it would be a "Brand Spanking New!" repackaging of Div 6 materials. That's how predictable the cult is.

Now, let's get everyone through HQS in a new unit of time! Yeah!

yeeeech ...

 

[Freeminds]

...creating a new civilization everywhere!

Wow. I had a major release just thinking about it.

 

[Alanzo]

The How to Pick Your Nose Picture Book
The Overcoming Your Finances In Life Course
The How to Loosen Your Morals While Never Getting Laid Course
The Overcoming Freedom and Shattering Your Civil Rights Course
The Slavery for Fun and Profit Taped Lecture Series

 

[Zinjifar]

'Overcoming Ups and Downs in your 2D'

Zinj

 

[R6Basic]

Wow, I wonder if everyone ( from OT VIII on down) will now have to go back and re-do every Div. 6 course? That seems to be the way with new releases.

It also has a ready made public... they don't have to get any new public on line just use the old, online public.

 

[R6Basic]

Other titles...

How to Live Though Brain Washed.

101 Ways to Prepare Rice and Beans.