programmer_guy
True Ex-Scientologist
Joining this universe requires agreement. 
Make us cringe (using only five words or less) :)
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Dotey OT
Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE
Karen#1, that TE on the number of words being five was a little low.
Clay Pigeon
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cringe
This is NOT OK !!!!
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GET YOUR FUCKING ACT1 IN!!
This is the kind of crazy shit that "executives" would scream at registrars at 2:00am.
This is the kind of crazy shit that "executives" would scream at registrars at 2:00am.
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Mimsey Borogrove
Crusader
Hubbard was riffing on the Hindi concept the earth sits on the back of an elephant that stands on a couple turtles and they are swimming in mud from there on down, is the only thing like that I recall. MimseyI didn't know that one. What does it mean?
phenomanon
Canyon
Flunk for dev-t.
I told you I was trouble
Suspended animation
Yeah but, but but ... you just did it again!
Six words!
Cheat.
Cheat.
Cheat.
I'm not playing with you anymore.
HelluvaHoax!
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LOL!Salvaging this *Sector* of the Universe
We are letting you off the hook for using 6 words, because: a) It was hilarious; and, b) Greatest good.
But wait! There are more funky, cringey slogan ahead. . . Let's first review our materials:
"CLEARING THIS PLANET"
"SALVAGING THIS SECTOR"
"SALVAGING THIS SECTOR"
It's all about gradients! Because, as we move "MOVE UP THE LINE" our KRC will rise to the point we will be able to confront and "TAKE TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY" for Clearing and Salvaging the rest of the universe (surrounding this minor SECTOR).
That's when our church will deem it "SAFE ENOUGH TO RELEASE" the upper level materials (OT IX - OT XX).
When the entire universe is saved, our leaders promised it will then be really-like-totally-for-sure safe enough to release OT XXI - OT XXX which turns out to be "THE FIRST ACTUAL OT LEVEL" that will actually unleash the actual power of an actual OT.
But our church leaders, in their infallible wisdom and knowingness, will not release the first actual OT level until we have put our exchange in by not only salvaging this universe, but by clearing & salvaging all of the OTHER universes, as well!
Yeah, don't count on libs any time soon.
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I told you I was trouble
Suspended animation
Has anyone said the dreaded "That's it" yet?
It's only two words but it used to make my hair (discreetly) stand on end whenever I heard it.
It's only two words but it used to make my hair (discreetly) stand on end whenever I heard it.
HelluvaHoax!
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The command "THAT'S IT" was not included for technical reasons.Has anyone said the dreaded "That's it" yet?
It's only two words but it used to make my hair (discreetly) stand on end whenever I heard it.
Being a trademarked, copyrighted, patented intellectual property of the Church of Scientology, no one on this planet is allowed to end a cycle of action unless it is authorized up lines.
By way of example, a Scientologist is NEVER EVER EVER allowed to issue, speak or think the command "That's It on Scientology"(i.e. leave the cult)
You can START cycles of action in Scientology.
You can CHANGE cycles of action in Scientology
But you can never STOP cycles of action in Scientology.
Hence, routing forms that swiftly 8C completions to a spiritual guide called a registrar who promptly "ruins" them and then generously offers to save them if their "havingness" is high enough to have being saved. This havingness diagnostic is concluded when the Preclear's available credit card limit is totaled up and compared to their minimal tech estimate to get started on their next intensive before they unexpectedly die in the days or hours ahead.
It's not that they are dying because the auditing didn't work. Far from it. They are dying suddenly because the last auditing/OT level was so powerfully effective--that their knowingness and perception is "BUMPING INTO THE NEXT LEVEL!"
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I told you I was trouble
Suspended animation
I told you I was trouble
Is bypass charging me intentionally
True ... I think it's because I'm absolutely riddled with ... "evil purposes"!
I told you I was trouble
Suspended animation
Ah ... I never thought of that (I just didn't like being told what to do and when to do it).
HelluvaHoax!
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Okay, I had enough of your enturb. . . .Ah ... I never thought of that (I just didn't like being told what to do and when to do it).
THAT'S IT ON THE ENTHETA!
THAT'S NOT OKAY!
COME TO PRESENT TIME!
THAT'S NOT OKAY!
COME TO PRESENT TIME!
(you got a 3 for 1 deal there, i expect you to "PUT IN YOUR EXCHANGE!")
(damn, now it's a 4 for 1, "EXCHANGE IN ABUNDANCE!"
(shit, now I've given you 5 for the price of one! "YOU'VE GONE CRIM!!!"
(omg, now it's 6 for 1, you are "LOSING YOUR ETERNITY!" and will end up posting alone in the and in the dark, lol )
I told you I was trouble
Suspended animation
I always thought the best way to freak a woman out was to tell her to "calm down" but I think that little lot (above) may send me hurtling towards a complete nervous breakdown!
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