Make us cringe (using only five words or less) :)

Clay Pigeon

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Making the able more able.
This post might make some cringe but...


That's a solid with me. I was somewhat able when I started and I was far more able when I left staff three years later Moreover, I am astonished at how well I increase ability in other able people. As I have been saying I have been coaching Boston teams on a purely and highly communicative spiritual level for decades (also some other successful teams most recently the Chicago Cubs preceded by a "road test" using once lowly (and now lowly once again) Kansas City Royals. And BABY!!! My Boston Red Hots caught the horsehide on the thick part of the hickory stick this time around.

Jee-ziss! Gotham does have it's sportswizards so it gwine be Dharmegeddon in the Fenway in just about three hours

O YEAH!!!
 

HelluvaHoax!

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I always thought the best way to freak a woman out was to tell her to "calm down" but I think that little lot (above) may send me hurtling towards a complete nervous breakdown!


:panic:
LOL

FACT: Two (2) times someone (in a normal business context where I calmly expressed my opinion which differed from their own) told me to "calm down".

FACT: Both times I immediately "went off" on that person.

FACT: One of those people is a former attorney.

FACT: One of those people is a former business associate.

FACT: I am calm.

FACT: I FUCKING HATE (in a calm way) when people say that.

lol
 

ILove2Lurk

Lisbeth Salander
FACT: Both times I immediately "went off" on that person.
A taser works quite well too. They get the point quickly.

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HelluvaHoax!

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A taser works quite well too. They get the point quickly.

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LOL!

I deployed a taser once on an obnoxiously certain Power FSM--who wouldn't stop spewing LRH references. I was forced to do so in order to, um, "bring order".

However, tasers are notoriously ineffective on people hyped up on PCP.

(Pre Clear Pomposity)

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HelluvaHoax!

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8C
2D
Out-2D
1.1
LOL, yeah, you can actually comprise an entire sentence with those cult acronyms/abbreviations. The sentence would be undecipherable to any human being except a KSW KoolAid drinker.

Let's try it, using your four (4) word starter kit, and see where it goes. . .

"I 8C'd my 2D to Department 3 for going OUT-2D with a 1.1 who's a 2.5 Percenter.

I was sorely tempted to add the obligatory "on this planet" to the end of that sentence, but it didn't have any Hubbardian numerical reference, so I figured it must not be scientific like the rest of those numbers.
 

screamer2

Idiot Bastardson
HELP
HOPE
DEMAND FOR IMPROVEMENT
NEED OF CHANGE
FEAR OF WORSENING
EFFECT
RUIN
DESPAIR
SUFFERING
NUMBNESS
INTROVERSION
DISASTER
INACTUALITY
DELUSION
HYSTERIA
SHOCK
CATATONIA
OBLIVION
DETACHMENT
DUALITY
SECRECY
HALLUCINATION
SADISM
MASOCHISM
ELATION
GLEE
FIXIDITY
EROSION
DISPERSAL
DISASSOCIATION
CRIMINALITY
UNCAUSING
DISCONNECTION
$CIENTOLOGY


 

guanoloco

As-Wased
LOL, yeah, you can actually comprise an entire sentence with those cult acronyms/abbreviations. The sentence would be undecipherable to any human being except a KSW KoolAid drinker.

Let's try it, using your four (4) word starter kit, and see where it goes. . .

"I 8C'd my 2D to Department 3 for going OUT-2D with a 1.1 who's a 2.5 Percenter.

I was sorely tempted to add the obligatory "on this planet" to the end of that sentence, but it didn't have any Hubbardian numerical reference, so I figured it must not be scientific like the rest of those numbers.
"I​
8C'd​
my​
2D​
to​
Department 3
for going​
OUT-2D​
with a 1.1 who's a 2.5
Percenter...on Target 1.​

OK...lame...I know. How come it was never called Target 1?

I mean there was Scientology 0 so why not Target 1?​
 

screamer2

Idiot Bastardson
"I
8C'd​

my
2D​

to
Department 3

for going
OUT-2D​

with a 1.1 who's a 2.5
Percenter...on Target 1.​


OK...lame...I know. How come it was never called Target 1?

I mean there was Scientology 0 so why not Target 1?

I mean there was Scientology 0 so why not Target 1?

$cientologists can't count.
They can't afford to count.
They don't even have the ability to have toilet paper.
And they are denied toilet paper in their orgs.
Just go into any org and try to take a shit.
You are shit out of luck unless you bring your own asswipe.
 

F.Bullbait

Oh, a wise guy,eh?
How would you like to...

Take a free personality test?

Find out more about Scientology?

Take an introductory course?

Buy a book?

Buy more services?

Use your credit card?

Sell all your assets?

Ask loved ones for money?

Disconnect from your complaining family?

Help Ron clear the planet?

Join the most ethical group?

Sign a billion year contract?

Stay up all night?

Never sleep?

Get your stat up?

Get a lower condition?

Get a comm ev?

Get declared?

Get rehabilitated?

Get your stat up?

Get a lower condition?

Get a comm ev?

...and so on. :deadhorse:
 
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