Make us cringe (using only five words or less) :)

[lotus]

You wanna write a success story ???

(upon graduation of your 2 years false emprisonment in the rpf's rpf labour camp)

 

[TheOriginalBigBlue]

This one for you Big Blue

[format=h1]Hi Sir![/format]

Don't do that Lotus! My head swelled up so much it broke the chin strap on my cheap plastic cap.

For our readers, in the Sea Org both men and women are referred to as "Sir". In the real Navy women are referred to as "Ma'am". As CMO Messengers are often female children it would not be uncommon for an older man to call a 15 year old girl "Sir".

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/121727/can-sir-be-used-to-address-female-officers

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Has the use of sir when addressing a superior female in a military or quasi-military setting become acceptable, or is this merely literary license?
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Interesting parenthetical note in Wikipedia: When addressing a male superior (e.g. Officer or Warrant Officer, but not usually a non-commissioned officer, in the military), "sir" is used as a short form of address. (Despite its use in many fictional works, this is not a term used for female superiors, who are addressed as "ma'am"). – J.R. Aug 6 '13 at 20:52
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Having had some experience with the U.S. Navy, I can assure you that calling a female superior officer "sir" would pretty quickly get you your a** handed to you. "Ma'am" is correct, I assure you. – John M. Landsberg Aug 6 '13 at 21:02
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[TheOriginalBigBlue]

I blew up planets


Yes...it's true..my needle is floating!

Me too!

 

[pineapple]

Obscene dog implant

Good name for somebody's band.

 

[Emma]

Make your postulates stick.

 

[Emma]

He/She is acting miswithholdy.

 

[ThetanExterior]

Here is your technical estimate.

 

[ThetanExterior]

Sign this contract.

 

[ThetanExterior]

You are a dilettante.

 

[Emma]

Here is your technical estimate.

Oh God. Reading that made me flinch.

 

[Emma]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that obviously this culty language is never forgotten.

 

[tesseract]

From what I've read about all the cursing, this belongs here too:

 

[screamer2]

PTP​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

things that shouldn't be report

(Ron is not sharing his pink and blues)
(ron has rotten teeth)

LOL. I wrote one of those once. . .

TO: International Justice Chief​

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THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE REPORT​

Scientology. ​

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ML, ​

L. Don Hubbard
Founder Church of Hoaxology​

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[F.Bullbait]

First Scientology City

Clear the Planet

Wogs

FES

Repair Action

Ethics Cycle

Blown

Declared

Mud from here on down.

 

[Dotey OT]

"Knock It Off!"

 

[Dotey OT]

And for those familiar with ideal org fundraising:

"WHO'S NEXT!!!!!"

 

[ThetanExterior]

In this lifetime have you .....

 

[Emma]

Squeeze the cans.

Has a withhold been missed?

What is the definition of....?

Is there an earlier similar?

This is the session!

 

[tesseract]

"Ya all SCOHB!"
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