Make us cringe (using only five words or less) :)

[Out Effix]

"I AM NOT REGGING YOU"

 

[tesseract]

Mud from here on down.

I didn't know that one. What does it mean?

 

[Out Effix]

You are PTS to the Middle Class (because you happen to want a roof over your head, food in your belly, money in the bank)

We don't evaluate (like the Psychs!)

followed by

The C/S says.....you are a PTS, DB, SP!

IT'S THE PSYCHS!

 

[tesseract]

Thanks all, you are hilarious and a little scary...

 

[F.Bullbait]

I didn't know that one. What does it mean?

One of LRH's descriptions of being so low on the tone scale as to be beyond hopeless. I heard this repeated several times in lectures. Don't have chapter and verse on this one. Sorry. Heard this said by Scientologists back in the day. Might be considered the Scientology version of hell: in the mud from here on down.

 

[lotus]

If I was a $cientologist in doubt, stumbling across this thread and giving it a read right through, I am quite sure I would have a huuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeee cooooooooooooooggggggggg
(like oh..something weird here)

 

[lotus]

In this sector of the guhlluxy

 

[lotus]

your are downstat

 

[tesseract]

your are downstat

No. SIR.

 

[tesseract]

If I was a $cientologist in doubt, stumbling across this thread and giving it a read right through, I am quite sure I would have a huuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeee cooooooooooooooggggggggg
(like oh..something weird here)

In any case it's better cringe than anything containing the word "fedora"! M'lady.

 

[lotus]

you are assigned to the ''rehabilitation'' project force
(read slave labour camp prison to break you)

 

[lotus]

In any case it's better cringe than anything containing the word "fedora"! M'lady.

Oups..

I don't get this one
(can you explain to me puhlease)

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Have you ever taken LSD?

That is the only auditing command in all of Scientology that actually works!

Because, when answered affirmatively, it's the only command that advances the PC towards the goal of "Total Freedom".

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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(said of bitter defrocked apostates, whistleblowers, squirrels & and other blown SPs and DBs):

"They have a Psych history"

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(variation on theme):
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"Darling of the Psychs"
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(standard 5-word, on-source, ethical, uptone response by Ideal Scientologist to the above):
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"Let's murder that cocksucking SP!"

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[lotus]

That is the only auditing command in all of Scientology that actually works!

Because, when answered affirmatively, it's the only command that advances the PC towards the goal of "Total Freedom".

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A tip for $cientologists who don't want to be regged for Sea Org anymore.

Thisis a procedure a friend of mine suggested to me, when I was in $cientology to get rid of Jehova Witness saturday morning intense regging. That consisted of opening the door and ask them: Yes, but the last time a lady came she told me I couln't join because I am gay and I have a disease that requires that I receive blood transfusion. They usually get their feet out of the door opening and put your name on a black list.

Thus, when you are regged by a SO recruiter, you act as not very clever and when replying to the following question you answer yes:

Have you ever taken lsd ???? yes
have you ever seen a psychiatrist: Yes
Have you ever worked for the army\navy: Yes
People in your family are psychiatrist \ journalists\work for medias??? Yes
You have debts ???? Yes..I am stuck with a legal voluntary deposit to avoid bancrupsy ; I will be released in 5 years
Medical condition ???? whatever need regular checks or medical care..that one is a SO recruiter killer (diabetes-heart problems- back injuries-epilepsy...)
The trick is to have a sales pitch of plausible conditions already well prepared for when the recruiters get their feet into your org.

If they recruit you with such ''credentials'' they would be assigned a treason condition and sent to rpf since you wouldn't go through the fitness board. So..you just let them discard you and you fake a disapointment.

(don't worry for any negative consequences with your org..you can tell you did that to avoid being intensively regged as you want to remain a public and go up your bridge..your org staff will cover you since they will retain you a a public $$$$ -they don't like those SO recruiters coming in to ''steal'' their staff and public. I"ve been one of them... )

 

[lotus]

I would add: Like LRH, I have a very bad masturbation habit, since I was taught when I was 11, (it has never been cured with auditing and ethics) thus I need a private bedroom (joking here)

 

[TheOriginalBigBlue]

Other fish (as in other fish to fry - off purpose/out ethics)

 

[strativarius]

So on and so forth.

 

[strativarius]

I would add: Like LRH, I have a very bad masturbation habit, since I was taught when I was 11, (it has never been cured with auditing and ethics) thus I need a private bedroom (joking here)

So, you are simply joking about the private bedroom are you?

 

[lotus]

So, you are simply joking about the private bedroom are you?

Correct sugar-sweet