Marty Mania

[dexter gelfand]

I posted this on another list, but it was so much fun I decided to share it on ESMB:

In the fashion of the David Letterman show, I give my top 10 new Marty Rathbun discussion topics:

#1: "Marty Rathbun, the 5th Beatle"

#2: "Superbowl Sunday: Marty Rathbun's advice for Peyton Manning"

#3: "Marty Rathbun: the inspiration for the 'Soup Nazi' character on Seinfeld"

#4: "Marty Rathbun's 21 day weight-loss program" (Day 1, breakfast-rice and beans, lunch-rice and beans, dinner-rice and beans; day 2, breakfast- rice and beans, lunch-rice and beans, dinner- rice and beans, etc)

#5: New York Post story, page 6: "Marty Rathbun and Jennnifer Aniston seen canoodling on courtside seats at Knicks game"

#6: Michael Jackson's secret diary: "Marty Rathbun taught me to moonwalk"

#7: "Toyota recalls millions of vehicles which had been personally inspected by Marty Rathbun"

#8: Newly unearthed evidence reveals Marty Rathbun was the ghost writer for "Mein Kampf"

#9: New public service message campaign: "What would Marty do?"

and finally, #10: "Images discovered on cave walls in France depict Marty Rathbun visiting earth in a space ship, wearing a platinum Rollex"


Dex

 

[Lurker5]

LOL

 

[Pooks]

I posted this on another list, but it was so much fun I decided to share it on ESMB:

In the fashion of the David Letterman show, I give my top 10 new Marty Rathbun discussion topics:


#3: "Marty Rathbun: the inspiration for the 'Soup Nazi' character on Seinfeld"


Dex

^^^^ That one cracked me up.


"NO POSTS FOR YOU!"

 

[AnonKat]

#8: Newly unearthed evidence reveals Marty Rathbun was the ghost writer for "Mein Kampf"

Godwins law application right in the first post lol

 

[FinallyFree]

aaahhhhahahahahah! Nicely done - though I think it should be #10 count down to #1 right????

 

[Ladybird]

The Colbert Report should hire you!!!!

I posted this on another list, but it was so much fun I decided to share it on ESMB:

In the fashion of the David Letterman show, I give my top 10 new Marty Rathbun discussion topics:

#1: "Marty Rathbun, the 5th Beatle"

#2: "Superbowl Sunday: Marty Rathbun's advice for Peyton Manning"

#3: "Marty Rathbun: the inspiration for the 'Soup Nazi' character on Seinfeld"

#4: "Marty Rathbun's 21 day weight-loss program" (Day 1, breakfast-rice and beans, lunch-rice and beans, dinner-rice and beans; day 2, breakfast- rice and beans, lunch-rice and beans, dinner- rice and beans, etc)

#5: New York Post story, page 6: "Marty Rathbun and Jennnifer Aniston seen canoodling on courtside seats at Knicks game"

#6: Michael Jackson's secret diary: "Marty Rathbun taught me to moonwalk"

#7: "Toyota recalls millions of vehicles which had been personally inspected by Marty Rathbun"

#8: Newly unearthed evidence reveals Marty Rathbun was the ghost writer for "Mein Kampf"

#9: New public service message campaign: "What would Marty do?"

and finally, #10: "Images discovered on cave walls in France depict Marty Rathbun visiting earth in a space ship, wearing a platinum Rollex"


Dex

 

[dexter gelfand]

Martymania

aaahhhhahahahahah! Nicely done - though I think it should be #10 count down to #1 right????

That's right finally, it occurred to me just after I posted (so did several other ideas, but I'll hold off on those for now, and stick with the original 10)

Best, Dex

 

[Voltaire's Child]

Rad!