Marty reports on DM's P.I. Jeffrey Woodcock

Smurf

Gold Meritorious SP
Mat Pesch exposes 2nd DM ex con – the silencer
August 29, 2009

One of DM’s agents, packing heat - Jeffery Woodcock

*Owner, Comitatus Protection Services (Comitatus definition: ‘an armed group of men attached to a leader’. ‘Lectric Law Library)

* Private Investigator Dougherty & Dougherty Investigators, LLC

* Private Investigator at Capital Research Bureau

On Thursday August 20, I attended to some work in St. Petersburg. That evening Amy Scobee and Mat Pesch and I had dinner downtown. After walking me to my hotel Mat and Amy drove back to Clearwater. Anyone who has been to downtown St Pete knows one needs a PHD in Traffic Science to get out of there.

Mat drove around and around the maze of one way streets trying to get to the main street to Clearwater. Lo and behold, he noticed he was being followed by the same black cadillac with blacked out windows that surveilled he and Amy after their meeting with some reporters – incident recounted earlier on this blog.

Mat was able to record the plates this time – Florida B39-7TM. Mat did some investigating. Turns out the vehicle is registered to a Jeffrey Woodcock, owner of Comitatus Protection Services LLC. [sentence deleted due to incorrect data].

Mat was able to obtain a photo of Woodcock and provided it to me and a very credible witness who drove me to the Tampa airport the following afternoon. My witness pulled his vehicle up to the lone open curb space, which happened to be about forty yards short of the airline entrance I was headed to.

As we pulled to the curb and I looked to my right, I saw Mr. Woodcock five feet from me straining to look at the airline entrance I was booked to enter. When he turned to look into our car that pulled beside him, he found himself looking straight at me. Woodcock retreated too quickly to be orderly.

He found a spot about thirty feet away, inside the terminal, where I saw him eyeing me and chatting nervously into a blue tooth, while he fumbled around with two boarding passes.

I phoned Mat for some particulars in anticipation of Mr. Woodcock accompanying me to Texas as Vinnie “the Weasel” Parco had done during my last east coast trip.

I needed the info in order to call the D/A back home to arrange a welcoming party, knowing they don’t cotton to out of state PI’s doing business in Texas – [line deleted]. I noticed Woodcock becoming progressively more nervous and finally he bolted.

The delay in reporting this was to give Mat a week to conduct an investigation of his own. He has uncovered an elaborate ring of “professionals” operating in Pinellas county at the behest of Miscavology. More particulars will follow soon.

Miscavige’s foot missiles are becoming legion. It is one thing to mess with a schlepper like me. It is quite another to fool with a man like Mat Pesch. He’s been a close friend of mine since 1978. He’s the real deal. He scares the hell out of me, and I’m fearless.

http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeff-woodcock-cps/12/b86/1aa

http://www.ddi-pi.com/8.html

http://www.advanceddetectives.com/3.html
 
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I told you I was trouble

Suspended animation
Incredible.

They just do not learn.

:wacko:

Quoted from Marty's report

Miscavige’s foot missiles are becoming legion. It is one thing to mess with a schlepper like me. It is quite another to fool with a man like Mat Pesch. He’s been a close friend of mine since 1978. He’s the real deal. He scares the hell out of me, and I’m fearless.

Thanks for that Smurf.

:p
 

Emma

Con te partirò
Administrator
I received the following pdf document by email today.

According to Mr Woodcock's attorney he has never been convicted of a felony with a handgun.

Apparently the OP in this thread contained incorrect information so I have deleted it and apologise to Mr Woodcock.

None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.
 

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Smilla

Ordinary Human
None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.

Love it :omg:
 

DCAnon

Silver Meritorious Patron
Hrm. Wanker douchebag sans charges. Got it.

Think his lawyers will do the same thing for the anons specifically targeted and lied about on Scientology owned sites?
 

FinallyFree

Gold Meritorious Patron
I received the following pdf document by email today.

According to Mr Woodcock's attorney he has never been convicted of a felony with a handgun.

Apparently the OP in this thread contained incorrect information so I have deleted it and apologise to Mr Woodcock.

None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.

omg Emma, I think I love you! :heartflower:
 

He-man

Hero extraordinary
I received the following pdf document by email today.

According to Mr Woodcock's attorney he has never been convicted of a felony with a handgun.

Apparently the OP in this thread contained incorrect information so I have deleted it and apologise to Mr Woodcock.

None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.

Did anyone ever tell you, that you´r not only only funny, but a freaking star as well. :thumbsup:
 

Freeminds

Bitter defrocked apostate
Can we have a photo of the gentleman in question, please? PIs find that their job gets a lot more complicated when their face becomes well-known.

If anybody is able to upload some pictures of the PI in question (your own photo, taken from public land), Google Images will haunt the guy for the rest of his days.

Just a thought.
 

Feral

Rogue male
I received the following pdf document by email today.

According to Mr Woodcock's attorney he has never been convicted of a felony with a handgun.

Apparently the OP in this thread contained incorrect information so I have deleted it and apologise to Mr Woodcock.

None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.

I'm glad the incorrect data has been corrected.

I would like to apologise to Mr Woodcock for believing he was a convicted felon as opposed to a confirmed wanker and a turd.

I just love the souless zombies that will do the cults dirty work for a fist full of dollars.

May a thousand precious stones be found in his gall bladder.

Oh yeah, one other thing; piss off Mr Woodcock!.
 
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Kookaburra

Gold Meritorious Patron
I received the following pdf document by email today.

According to Mr Woodcock's attorney he has never been convicted of a felony with a handgun.

Apparently the OP in this thread contained incorrect information so I have deleted it and apologise to Mr Woodcock.

None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.

My oh my! Some people are slow learners. :duh:

Isn't there any felony charges for footbullets? :dieslaughing:
 

skydog

Patron Meritorious
I received the following pdf document by email today.

According to Mr Woodcock's attorney he has never been convicted of a felony with a handgun.

Apparently the OP in this thread contained incorrect information so I have deleted it and apologise to Mr Woodcock.

None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.

I re-read Mr. Gross' letter to Emma and it is interesting in what it says and does not say. It says that Mr. Woodcock (imagine a name with both wood and cock in it) was never convicted of a felony and has never been arrested for any felony involving a handgun.

So Mr. Gross, please answer the following questions:


Has Mr. Woodcock been convicted of any crime?

Has Mr. Woodcock had any criminal conviction expunged from his record?

Has Mr. Woodcock ever been arrested for a felony that did not result in a felony conviction?

Does Mr. Woodcock have any evidence that he is not a 'wanker'?
 

Axiom142

Gold Meritorious Patron
You Aussies are obviously not taking this matter seriously enough.

I have taken the liberty of drafting a letter on behalf of Mr Woodcock’s attorney so as to give you plenty of time to look at your behaviour and correct it.

Dear Ms Ryan,

This office represents Jeffrey Woodcock. On February 20th, you posted a statement and allowed others to post statements concerning my client, on your website. Quite apart from being a shocking display of the freedom of speech and freedom of expression, these statements ridiculed my client. In these statements, it was implied that Jeffrey Woodcock is a self-abuser and without any moral scruples whatsoever.

My client is not, and has never been a self-abuser and any suggestions that he pays ladyboys to do this for him are absolutely false. Furthermore, any suggestions that Jeffrey Woodcock is a soulless zombie that will do the dirty work for a brainwashing and abusive cult for a fistful of dollars are patently absurd and without merit. He always demands two fistfuls of dollars before even getting out of bed. His scruples are of the highest order, as evidenced by the amount of money that he charges to ignore them.

In addition, any implications that Jeffrey Woodcock is a gutless wonder who has to resort to hiding behind a soulless zombie law firm, are likewise without merit of any kind.

My client has been very upset at the disrespectful comments made on your website. Jeffrey Woodcock is a very sensitive man and was reduced to tears by the content of these comments. It took his Mom three days to encourage him to get out of bed, change out of his Buzz Lightyear PJs and go back to work.

Therefore, demand is hereby made that you make all those nasty people apologise to him immediately.

However, my client would like to thank your contributor who suggested looking in his gallbladder for precious stones. Any extra source of income for my client is welcomed, especially as he has to pay the legal fees charged by myself. These fees are entirely reasonable, and are not, as might be suggested by some people, totally outrageous and the product of a corrupt legal system which is despised throughout the civilised world.

Insincerely,

etc.


Ax
 

skydog

Patron Meritorious
You Aussies are obviously not taking this matter seriously enough.

I have taken the liberty of drafting a letter on behalf of Mr Woodcock’s attorney so as to give you plenty of time to look at your behaviour and correct it.

Dear Ms Ryan,

This office represents Jeffrey Woodcock. On February 20th, you posted a statement and allowed others to post statements concerning my client, on your website. Quite apart from being a shocking display of the freedom of speech and freedom of expression, these statements ridiculed my client. In these statements, it was implied that Jeffrey Woodcock is a self-abuser and without any moral scruples whatsoever.

My client is not, and has never been a self-abuser and any suggestions that he pays ladyboys to do this for him are absolutely false. Furthermore, any suggestions that Jeffrey Woodcock is a soulless zombie that will do the dirty work for a brainwashing and abusive cult for a fistful of dollars are patently absurd and without merit. He always demands two fistfuls of dollars before even getting out of bed. His scruples are of the highest order, as evidenced by the amount of money that he charges to ignore them.

In addition, any implications that Jeffrey Woodcock is a gutless wonder who has to resort to hiding behind a soulless zombie law firm, are likewise without merit of any kind.

My client has been very upset at the disrespectful comments made on your website. Jeffrey Woodcock is a very sensitive man and was reduced to tears by the content of these comments. It took his Mom three days to encourage him to get out of bed, change out of his Buzz Lightyear PJs and go back to work.

Therefore, demand is hereby made that you make all those nasty people apologise to him immediately.

However, my client would like to thank your contributor who suggested looking in his gallbladder for precious stones. Any extra source of income for my client is welcomed, especially as he has to pay the legal fees charged by myself. These fees are entirely reasonable, and are not, as might be suggested by some people, totally outrageous and the product of a corrupt legal system which is despised throughout the civilised world.

Insincerely,

etc.


Ax


:roflmao:
 

HCObringOrder?

Silver Meritorious Patron
FOOT BULLET !!!

I would also like to point out that this thread was started in Aug 09 (almost 6 months minus 10 days) with only 1 reply.
It is obvious that this thread would have died an Anonymous Death if it were not for the BUMP which the offended party has so kindly provided.
:duh:

I guess that goes to show that PIs are just too ignorant of bullet proof shoes.

Now, the offending words were Hand Gun and Felony?
I suppose that Felony is a distasteful word to a PI who has to have a clean record in order to get a license for such things.
Where as Hand Gun is more of a required tool of the trade in such endeavors.

Certainly he is correct in being offended at a Felony being attributed to him falsely.

Now the questions remain, how did the information get falsely found?
Who has the same name and Does have a Felony Hand Gun charge?
How could they have been mistaken for each other?
Is this a correct question?
 

HCObringOrder?

Silver Meritorious Patron
I received the following pdf document by email today.

According to Mr Woodcock's attorney he has never been convicted of a felony with a handgun.

Apparently the OP in this thread contained incorrect information so I have deleted it and apologise to Mr Woodcock.

None of this changes the fact that Mr Woodcock is a wanker and was busted following folks around town and doing dirty work for David Miscavage. However he is NOT a wanker with a handgun felony.

I also note that the attorney accuses you, Emma, of posting the erroneous slander.
Is that not also demanding of a retraction and apology?
 

J. Swift

Patron with Honors
Looks like ESMB and the internets got inside of The Woodcock's head. Any time you get inside a PI's head it is a win:

1. Their "private identity" has been publicly compromised.

2. The identity of their client has been revealed.

3. The public now knows that The Woodcock takes Cult Blood Money. This answers the question, "Who is paying The Woodcock?"

4. David Miscavige uses PI's to spy on people. The fact that OSA Legal pays law firms to do the actual hiring of PI's does not change the fact that DM spies on people.

5. Question for DM: If you are spying on people, then who is spying on you? Who is spying on your spies? Can information about you or your group be purchased from your spies? Some PI's are like Pat Broeker and will take a drink. Some PI's have to pay alimony and child support. A few bucks in an envelope, a few drinks, and maybe a PI is suddenly bragging about it all. Maybe he is talking about the green shirt code, creative uses for baking soda, and how OT's in the pre-raid briefings are handled. PI's are a mixed bag. The good ones cost a lot, but they spend a lot.

/////
 

byte301

Crusader
I can't believe HH hasn't done this yet. So I will.:D

How much wood would a Woodcock cock if a Woodcock could cock wood?

I got nothing else.

I'm just going around showing off my new avatar.:yes:
 

Enthetan

Master of Disaster
There's a James Woodcock listed in Sames Instinctive Shooting School, who is listed as being "a licensed private investigator and security agent in Florida"


Jeff-sm.jpg


Mr. Jeffery T. Woodcock is a security professional possessing strong communication and decision skills. Mr. Woodcock is commited to excellence, highly accountable, has strong work ethic and is comfortable in at-risk positions. A Certified Protection Specialist that utilizes behavioral, predictive and proactive intelligence to minimize conflict.

Mr. Woodcock graduated with honors from Colorado's prestigious Executive Security International. He received his CPS (Certified Protection Specialist) certification in the Advanced Executive Protection Program. Mr. Woodcock has protected celebrities, dignitaries, and executives and their families, including their children. He is a licensed private investigator and security agent in Florida. Mr. Woodcock also holds a Statewide Firearms License and Concealed Carry Permit for Florida, and has an active US Passport. Mr. Woodcock continues to invest in individual training and continued education to further his development in protective services.

Mr. Woodcock is a member of the Executive Security International's Alumni Association and an associate member of ASIS.
 
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