Ah, but they can't have an outflow of semen in the sea org.
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you could disagree with the assessment without calling it bullshit
i hold to my esteem of the work; it is brilliant and astonishingly so
as a matter of fact few things affirm it's brilliance quite so well as the writings of those who hate it
take a look at how truth is handled at 2.0...
you could disagree with the assessment without calling it bullshit
i hold to my esteem of the work; it is brilliant and astonishingly so
as a matter of fact few things affirm it's brilliance quite so well as the writings of those who hate it
take a look at how truth is handled at 2.0...
Question: If a Scientologist had just a "wet dream", would he/she still get in trouble for that?
Ah, but wasn't there something in Hubbard's teachings about "outflow equals inflow"?
I guess that's where marriage comes into play, eh?
But then, I understand even less why the cult would be opposing gay marriage. :confused2:
In both cases they'd say - you pulled it in.
Okay I've got it sorted. This issue of masturbation disturbing the peace, production, purpose, blah, blah, blah can easily be resolved.
1. Read, word-clear and play doh demo relevant works by John Harvey Kellogg (Mr Anti-masturbation/cornflake);
2. Watch the movie "The Road to Wellville";
3. Buy large quantities of cornflakes and eat them by the cartload. Note: Must be sugar-free cornflakes otherwise you will become a giggling mess - with suppressed urges to masturbate. That combination could not possibly be comfortable.
Simple. Easy. Thank goodness for cornflakes.
Question: If a Scientologist had just a "wet dream", would he/she still get in trouble for that?
7 Myths About Masturbation—and the Truth About Solo Sex
Myth # 1: Ninety-eight percent of people masturbate—and the other 2 percent are lying
Truth: Masturbation is common but not as universal as the myth suggests. According to a recent survey of a representative sample of 5,865 Americans aged 14 to 94 by researchers at Indiana University’s Kinsey Institute, depending on age, 67 to 94 percent of men have masturbated at least once, and 43 to 67 percent have done it in the past month, with younger folks doing it more often than elders. Among women, 43 to 85 percent have masturbated, with 21 to 43 percent having enjoyed it in the past month. Because masturbation is still stigmatized, even in anonymous surveys some won't admit it, so it’s likely that actual rates are somewhat higher. But clearly, masturbation is not universal. If you do it, that’s fine, and if you don’t, that’s fine, too.
Myth #2: Masturbation can damage the genitals.
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Myth #3. Masturbation causes mental health problems.
Truth: It causes only one, guilt, usually the result of a youth spent hearing that it’s unnatural, perverted, and sure to send you to hell. If your religionvilifies masturbation, that’s between you and God. But every sexualityexpert agrees: Masturbation is normal, healthy, and doesn’t cause physical or mental health problems.
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Myth #4: Masturbation can sexually use you up.
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Myth #5: Vibrators ruin women for sex without them.
Does driving ruin you for walking? No, it just gets you there faster. The same is true for sex with and without vibrators.
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Myth #6. Women can become addicted to vibrators.
Truth: No.
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Myth #7: If you’re in a committed relationship, it’s wrong to masturbate.
Masturbation is our original sexuality.
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“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.” Woody AllenMost people experience intense sexual satisfaction when masturbating – often much more so than when they are having sex with their partner.
The reasons for this are many. One of them is that there is no tension involved. Nobody worries about their appearance or their performance when they are masturbating.Orgasm is also often reached quite quickly and a partner’s needs do not have to be considered in any way. Also, most people also know their own bodies very well and are not shy to experiment
Probably not,because it was caused by his BTs/
Opter
As funny as the topic of masturbation is now, it was not funny at all when I was in Scientology. It wasn't until I started hanging out with my friends (adoptive family) that were untouched by even the knowledge of the existence of Scientology beyond "that Tom Cruise religion" that I realized everyone masturbates. Men, women, teens, everyone. It's a completely natural urge and honestly, anyone who thinks differently is a complete and utter fool. Even people who have sex regularly masturbate on occasion. You'll find that different areas of the brain are active during masturbation and sex. The act of masturbation itself is not even comparable to sex except in the end result of orgasm. Even then though, studies have shown that in men and women alike the orgasm achieved during masturbation can be completely different than the one achieved during mutual sexual activities, even to the point of satisfying a completely different urge. Meaning that the desire to masturbate can persist even though the desire to have sex has been satisfied, and vice versa.
The most heinous thing about confession of masturbation is that the act of masturbating is an intensely personal act. It's something that a person usually does in private, and you make faces and noises and do things that if someone else was watching would not be "sexy" and potentially could cause them to laugh at us. Which is why, even though we may admit to and joke about masturbating we tend to do it in a private setting. Forcing someone to talk about their masturbation, like Scientology does, is a humiliation on a whole other level than what you could achieve in a lot of other settings. For example, some of us have outrageous fantasies that we may visualize during masturbation that would never be appealing as an actual sexual act. I'm not talking about exclusively strange fetishes. I'm talking about even something like a completely straight person having gay fantasies that, even while appealing during masturbation, they'd never act on in real life. In fact, married couples sometimes make a huge mistake when they find that their partner is masturbating, even to the point of shaming their masturbating partner because they feel like the partner is masturbating in lieu of having sex with them. This is a huge no-no.
In short, masturbation is a completely natural, harmless activity, not to mention that even with regular sex, masturbation has been shown to have positive health benefits for both men and women. The desire to masturbate and the desire to have sex are two separate primal urges that can only be satisfied by engaging in the appropriate activity. In the end it is totally OK to pay a visit to Palmetta and her five sisters once in a while, and you won't end up needing glasses at the end of it.
Originally Posted by sallydannce View Post
Okay I've got it sorted. This issue of masturbation disturbing the peace, production, purpose, blah, blah, blah can easily be resolved.
1. Read, word-clear and play doh demo relevant works by John Harvey Kellogg (Mr Anti-masturbation/cornflake);
2. Watch the movie "The Road to Wellville";
3. Buy large quantities of cornflakes and eat them by the cartload. Note: Must be sugar-free cornflakes otherwise you will become a giggling mess - with suppressed urges to masturbate. That combination could not possibly be comfortable.
Simple. Easy. Thank goodness for cornflakes.
I read this on Cracked.com for the first time and I couldn't stop laughing. I love me some Corn Flakes but I have never stopped touching myself because I was eating them.
I have reframed from adding to this link, but can't hold back any more. This rather humorous story was told to me by LA area Solo OT 7 , Class 4 field auditor and c/s.....around 2000. He was rather proud of himself....as he related his auditing skill in handling a masterbastion read that wouldn't flatten.
Incident wouldn't flatten...
Incident wouldn't flatten ....he finally said " OK, which hand are you masterbating with? " The PC says my right hand. Then the auditor says "OK, What are you doing with your left hand?" The PC hesitates and then says..."I have a carrot up my ass."
Oh! Okay! I'm just now getting to this thread..this is why I thought you were masturbating at breakfast I'm like 2days behind here...And I've seen Road to Wellville! It all makes sense now...imagine being 'frigid' back them Hahahahaha!Okay I've got it sorted. This issue of masturbation disturbing the peace, production, purpose, blah, blah, blah can easily be resolved.
1. Read, word-clear and play doh demo relevant works by John Harvey Kellogg (Mr Anti-masturbation/cornflake);
2. Watch the movie "The Road to Wellville";
3. Buy large quantities of cornflakes and eat them by the cartload. Note: Must be sugar-free cornflakes otherwise you will become a giggling mess - with suppressed urges to masturbate. That combination could not possibly be comfortable.
Simple. Easy. Thank goodness for cornflakes.