La La Lou Lou
Crusader
If OT's don't mass debate I am so glad I never got there.
Masturbation in Scientology
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La La Lou Lou
Crusader
Angel love,
Perhaps you need someone to hold your hand?
Perhaps you need someone to hold your hand?
La La Lou Lou
Crusader
The sound of embarrassed giggling wafts in the air from the flower clad hills of Bulgaria......
Jachs
Gold Meritorious Patron
The World's Largest Collection of Male Masturbation Synonyms
http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html
Flogging the Dolphin
Slinging Mayo (David Miscaviges pet addiction in the 80's)
Blowing For Good (Regular Int Base )
Beatin the Meat (INT meetings)
Erupting the Volcano- (Rons)
Milkin the Pole (The Twin Copper Rods DM has)
Target Practice (Ethics S&D)
'appeasing the purple one-eyed yogurt squirter' (SO OSA code words? for sec checks)
http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html
Flogging the Dolphin
Slinging Mayo (David Miscaviges pet addiction in the 80's)
Blowing For Good (Regular Int Base )
Beatin the Meat (INT meetings)
Erupting the Volcano- (Rons)
Milkin the Pole (The Twin Copper Rods DM has)
Target Practice (Ethics S&D)
'appeasing the purple one-eyed yogurt squirter' (SO OSA code words? for sec checks)
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Jachs
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Royal Prince Xenu
Trust the Psi Corps.
I thought we had reached the conclusion that Scientology was one huge Wank anyway?
La La Lou Lou
Crusader
You may be Royal, but there's no need to denigrate the most popular sport.
You just cannot compare the relief I've had from a good session!
No scientology is more like a long session with a barbed wire buttplug than a pleasant hand shuffle.
You just cannot compare the relief I've had from a good session!
No scientology is more like a long session with a barbed wire buttplug than a pleasant hand shuffle.
"Masterbation" in scientology is really all about Bull Baiting.
When you get really good at it you become a Masterbaiter.
They might even have it hidden away on one of their charts
somewhere; they might even award a Masterbaiter Certificate
to highly trained Masterbaiters.
Tommy Davis tries very hard to be a Masterbaiter but dosent
really seem to be able to get the knack. Probably needs
to be do a really heavy cramming session on the topic.
Clay demos and whatever.
When you get really good at it you become a Masterbaiter.
They might even have it hidden away on one of their charts
somewhere; they might even award a Masterbaiter Certificate
to highly trained Masterbaiters.
Tommy Davis tries very hard to be a Masterbaiter but dosent
really seem to be able to get the knack. Probably needs
to be do a really heavy cramming session on the topic.
Clay demos and whatever.
Auditor's Toad
Clear as Mud
It's alive and well !
There certainly seems to be a lot of mental masturbation about what all can be accomplished with or through scientology.....and Hubbard.
There certainly seems to be a lot of mental masturbation about what all can be accomplished with or through scientology.....and Hubbard.
Royal Prince Xenu
Trust the Psi Corps.
Master Baiters of the world unite! And pull yourselves together!
A.K. Myers
Patron with Honors
Don't you know it all began with an engram.
Apparently there was a traveling strip club, complete with dancers and a
hastily erected strippers pole on a makeshift stage. Lil Davie was in the
front row waving fifty dollar bills asking the dancers to come closer and
bend a little lower. The stage became unbalanced and tipped over, dropping
all the nude dancers on top of poor lil Davie, knocking him unconscious.
An ambulance was called, as were the police. The officer who arrived first
on the scene shouted at the owners of the fiasco, "Why don't you take your
pole and beat it!" Then he noticed the pile of nude dancers and he added,
"and that goes for your staff too!"
Apparently there was a traveling strip club, complete with dancers and a
hastily erected strippers pole on a makeshift stage. Lil Davie was in the
front row waving fifty dollar bills asking the dancers to come closer and
bend a little lower. The stage became unbalanced and tipped over, dropping
all the nude dancers on top of poor lil Davie, knocking him unconscious.
An ambulance was called, as were the police. The officer who arrived first
on the scene shouted at the owners of the fiasco, "Why don't you take your
pole and beat it!" Then he noticed the pile of nude dancers and he added,
"and that goes for your staff too!"
Royal Prince Xenu
Trust the Psi Corps.
Don't you know it all began with an engram.
Apparently there was a traveling strip club, complete with dancers and a
hastily erected strippers pole on a makeshift stage. Lil Davie was in the
front row waving fifty dollar bills asking the dancers to come closer and
bend a little lower. The stage became unbalanced and tipped over, dropping
all the nude dancers on top of poor lil Davie, knocking him unconscious.
An ambulance was called, as were the police. The officer who arrived first
on the scene shouted at the owners of the fiasco, "Why don't you take your
pole and beat it!" Then he noticed the pile of nude dancers and he added,
"and that goes for your staff too!"
What about the Golden Rod?
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