Masturbation in Scientology

[SchwimmelPuckel]

Panpaniscus.org / The Bonobo Chimpanzee

They are like us in many more ways than recreational sex..

And dolphins have recreational sex and masturbates too.. I think intelligece is related to this!

Erh.. I really meant to do an honest bit of websearch... But I found this:

That sort of shocked me into leaving to watch television instead!

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Sorry finishedman, but not only do apes masterbate, but birds, sheep, horses and plenty of other animals have sex with members of their own sex, by preference not because they cant find a breeding partner!

In the animal kingdom sex is for pleasure too.

Do you really think that sheep understand the outcome of sex, while humans have to be taught what happens as a result?

All ceatures enjoy pleasure, and genitals give great pleasure, try rubbing yours sometime.



La La (tosser extraordinaire) Lou Lou

 

[La La Lou Lou]

OMG Schwimmie Ive just seen the vid of a kangaroo blowing himself, wow, bet if he went into session he'd just be bragging about it, and his needle would float.

Yes animals really do pleasure themselves, without guilt, ethics officers, priests or auditors making a fuss.

My dog used to lick herself and get really into it, then her legs would take over and start thrusting away, she'd always look really surprised, and slightly pissed off, like she was enjoying herself and what right had her legs to get involved, it was very funny to watch.

I suppose even animals have instincts!


La La

 

[TA Jacker]

Hi TA Jacker -

With a name like yours, you were destined to post in this thread.

You funny bastard, this made me piss myself laughing!

Funny thing was, that the fellow auditor I mentioned and I became friends through bullbaiting each other on masturbation while on our internships. We got twinned up one morning for a TR 0 session to start the day, and not knowing him from a bar of soap (no pun intended), being the Aussie I am, went to work on his index finger with all attendant sound effects, fervor and so forth. This went on for close to an hour before flattening. The next morning we twinned up again, only this time the roles got reversed and it was his turn to go me. I sat there thinking for a second, this guy is a respectable Sea Org member and SHSBC Auditing Sup trainee on his Class 6 internship, I hope I didn't offend him. He said, "start!" and then told me that he'd been at Flag for over 3 years and hadn't jerked off the whole time he'd been there, so what I'd done to him yesterday morning caused him to blow in his pants... 6 times! But this wasn't the major problem, these pants were the only ones had was able to afford and so had to spent all night trying to scrape out the dried cum! Best friends from then on. I guess there is a little room for floggin the log in Scientology after all.

 

[Outethicsofficer]

You funny bastard, this made me piss myself laughing!

Funny thing was, that the fellow auditor I mentioned and I became friends through bullbaiting each other on masturbation while on our internships. We got twinned up one morning for a TR 0 session to start the day, and not knowing him from a bar of soap (no pun intended), being the Aussie I am, went to work on his index finger with all attendant sound effects, fervor and so forth. This went on for close to an hour before flattening. The next morning we twinned up again, only this time the roles got reversed and it was his turn to go me. I sat there thinking for a second, this guy is a respectable Sea Org member and SHSBC Auditing Sup trainee on his Class 6 internship, I hope I didn't offend him. He said, "start!" and then told me that he'd been at Flag for over 3 years and hadn't jerked off the whole time he'd been there, so what I'd done to him yesterday morning caused him to blow in his pants... 6 times! But this wasn't the major problem, these pants were the only ones had was able to afford and so had to spent all night trying to scrape out the dried cum! Best friends from then on. I guess there is a little room for floggin the log in Scientology after all.

The tears are rolling down me checks just reading this, "TA Jacker" you are a funny bastard too!
OEO

 

[flashgordon]

Why do you think LRH is right in his opinion on sex?

When did I say that I thought he was?

Do you take everything that LRH said as right without personal examination?

Answer: No.

What personal examination have you made, or experience have you had, that leads you to agree with LRH on this subject?
.

Refer to answer #1.

 

[flashgordon]

Excuse me??? I don't know the women you know, but that's not my experience. Why would you think women would feel more guilty about it than men? And what "women are much more uptight about other body functions"?

Well, I'm glad to hear that you are down to earth and cool about it.

You must know what I mean about women being more uptight about body functions. When's the last time you've seen a woman rear up and cut one and then laugh about it like guys do? They always very discreat about it.

They always talk about how they have to go to the ladies room to "touch up their makeup" or "powder their noses" to use an old term, when we know what they are really doing in there! There in their **iting up a storm, they just don't want the men to know about it

 

[SchwimmelPuckel]

<snip> They always talk about how they have to go to the ladies room to "touch up their makeup" or "powder their noses" to use an old term, when we know what they are really doing in there! There in their **iting up a storm, they just don't want the men to know about it

Huh!? - Wazzat mean?

Actually, when seen from another angle, women are less uptight about their bodies than men.. It is women who enjoys showing off their wonderful curves. Safe in the knowledge that men just love to watch and think they are just beautiful.

Men, at least in my personal experience, are not much seen by women as 'beautiful'.. That's not one of their attributes. So men don't show off that much.. Unless they look like Gary Grant and have become conceited from it.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

TA Jerker, that was wonderful, you certainly know how to satisfy a man!

I laughed till I nearly dampened my own pants.

I need to get on a TR's course.

Could anyone actually hold out for three years? I managed three weeks once, and that was awefull, no wonder SO members are inhuman to anyone, poor frustrated bastards!

 

[uniquemand]

I held out for nearly five years. One of the darkest, most difficult periods of my life. I was incredibly serious, completely miserable, and my only friend was my cat, who only liked me because I fed him.

 

[Carmel]

Well, I'm glad to hear that you are down to earth and cool about it.

You must know what I mean about women being more uptight about body functions. When's the last time you've seen a woman rear up and cut one and then laugh about it like guys do? They always very discreat about it.

They always talk about how they have to go to the ladies room to "touch up their makeup" or "powder their noses" to use an old term, when we know what they are really doing in there! There in their **iting up a storm, they just don't want the men to know about it

Being a woman and playing the role/game of a lady, has little or nothing to do with hang ups or being uptight.

Most of us use discretion, because that's what the men like us to do and/or appreciate from us, and, it's part of the 'game'.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies just glow, glow buckets while they entertain themselves in private.

 

[TA Jacker]

If masturbation is out, brainwashing is in!

You can use the time period abstained as a direct index.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

TA Jerker, you are wise beyond your years!

 

[EP - Ethics Particle]

A rose by any other name...

If masturbation is out, brainwashing is in!

You can use the time period abstained as a direct index.

TA Jerker, you are wise beyond your years!

Farm boys "lope their mule", Townies usta "choke the chicken" (most houses having hen-houses then)....geezis - ther must be hundreds of euphenisms for the practice! Should we "let it all hang out"?

EP

 

[flashgordon]

Huh!? - Wazzat mean?

Actually, when seen from another angle, women are less uptight about their bodies than men.. It is women who enjoys showing off their wonderful curves. Safe in the knowledge that men just love to watch and think they are just beautiful.

I was refering to body functions not viewing their bodies. As a matter of fact, woman are usually unhappy with the way their body looks. They will always tell what's wrong with it. Ask a women if she thinks she beautiful and see what she says.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

You can tell how much a culture thinks about something by the amount of words for culturally important concepts.

This is a culture of:
wankers!
Tossers,
Gusset typists
pocket billiard players
meat beaters,
master bakers
Bishop polishers
peddle and crankers
septic tankers
etc etc etc

 

[flashgordon]

Being a woman and playing the role/game of a lady, has little or nothing to do with hang ups or being uptight.

Most of us use discretion, because that's what the men like us to do and/or appreciate from us, and, it's part of the 'game'.

I know, I know and don't think I'm not glad they do. I was just kidding around.

If a women did act like men do I would probably not want to have anything to do with her. I love teasing women because I love them so.

 

[flashgordon]

OMG Schwimmie Ive just seen the vid of a kangaroo blowing himself, wow, bet if he went into session he'd just be bragging about it, and his needle would float.

I wonder what the percentages are of men who have tried that one at some time in their life. Maybe 100?

 

[SchwimmelPuckel]

I was refering to body functions not viewing their bodies. As a matter of fact, woman are usually unhappy with the way their body looks. They will always tell what's wrong with it. Ask a women if she thinks she beautiful and see what she says.

Allright.. I don't see any contradiction.. Women want's to be beautiful. It's a major concen, so they become critical of their bodies. They also make themselves prettier with makeup and clothing.

Men OTOH, don't care, since they aren't 'beautiful' anyway.

Body functions.. In fact I don't tell why I go to the bathroom either. I don't tell the women at the table: 'Hey, I'm going out back to give birth to a dead piglet and take a piss while I'm at it!" (Well, I did once.. To make a joke. That elicited the most delightful shrieks of outrage.)