Masturbation in Scientology

[EP - Ethics Particle]

Common ground "flash"...finally!

I know, I know and don't think I'm not glad they do. I was just kidding around.

If a women did act like men do I would probably not want to have anything to do with her. I love teasing women because I love them so.

Now yer beginnin' ta sound real, dude! I luvs 'em too!

(and, BTY, if ya do "IT" too much you'll get a big black hair growin' in the palm of yer hand!)

Made ya look, didn't it!

EP

 

[Tiger Lily]

Farm boys "lope their mule", Townies usta "choke the chicken" (most houses having hen-houses then)....geezis - ther must be hundreds of euphenisms for the practice! Should we "let it all hang out"?

EP

You can tell how much a culture thinks about something by the amount of words for culturally important concepts.

This is a culture of:
wankers!
Tossers,
Gusset typists
pocket billiard players
meat beaters,
master bakers
Bishop polishers
peddle and crankers
septic tankers
etc etc etc

Hee hee -- fun tangent:

The most prevalent one where I was growing up was "spank the monkey"; and of course "turning Japanese" (I think there was a song about that one).

And for girls "beating around the bush", "tiptoe through the "twolips"

-TL

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Flash, yes 100 sounds about right, Ive seen the jelous looks at male dogs.

Schwimmie, have to disagree with you on one thing, men can be beautiful, really beautiful.

But I forgive you, just because of the dead piglet story, that was pricelss, I'll have to use it next time Im in polite company.

 

[Carmel]

Hee hee -- fun tangent:

The most prevalent one where I was growing up was "spank the monkey"; and of course "turning Japanese" (I think there was a song about that one).

And for girls "beating around the bush", "tiptoe through the "twolips"

-TL

Hey Tiger, c'mon girl, don't divulge too many of our secrets - We're supposed to be maintaining the pure and pristine image of the female gender!

 

[La La Lou Lou]

I like tiptoe through the twolips, much better phrase than flicking ones fanny flapps!

 

[flashgordon]

Allright.. I don't see any contradiction.. Women want's to be beautiful. It's a major concen, so they become critical of their bodies. They also make themselves prettier with makeup and clothing.

Men OTOH, don't care, since they aren't 'beautiful' anyway.

Maybe that's why women don't think men are beautiful, because men don't care much about how they look.

That's why ZZ Top wrote that song advising men: "Women come a runnin for a sharp dressed man...."

 

[La La Lou Lou]

Ive known straight men who spend longer in the loo getting ready to go out than their misseses. Sometimes theyre worth it.

Extreme beauty is a rarety in either sex though. It's mostly genetic roulette.

ZZtopp forgot one thing....shaving!

 

[EP - Ethics Particle]

Darling girls...

Hee hee -- fun tangent:

The most prevalent one where I was growing up was "spank the monkey"; and of course "turning Japanese" (I think there was a song about that one).

And for girls "beating around the bush", "tiptoe through the "twolips"

-TL

Hey Tiger, c'mon girl, don't divulge too many of our secrets - We're supposed to be maintaining the pure and pristine image of the female gender!

Be of good cheer! :wink2: I KNOW you always pull your skirts over your knees and cross your ankles.

Love,

Mike

 

[flashgordon]

You want to hear the stupidist reason I've ever heard from someone for not masturbating?

When asked why he didn't do that he said: "I don't want to waste my seed".

 

[flashgordon]

Ive known straight men who spend longer in the loo getting ready to go out than their misseses. Sometimes theyre worth it.

Extreme beauty is a rarety in either sex though. It's mostly genetic roulette.

ZZtopp forgot one thing....shaving!

But we men have one thing that always makes women see us as beautiful!

Lots of Moolah! A man could have a 3rd eye on his forehead but have lots of money and the ladies will still think he's sexy as hell!

 

[Tiger Lily]

You want to hear the stupidist reason I've ever heard from someone for not masturbating?

When asked why he didn't do that he said: "I don't want to waste my seed".

I'll bet money the guy was a Christian! That one's right out of the Bible -- it's a sin to "spill your seed on the ground" (that's actually a misinterpretation of the story but lots of Christians interpret it that way)

-TL

 

[EP - Ethics Particle]

I'm curious "flash"...

You want to hear the stupidist reason I've ever heard from someone for not masturbating?

When asked why he didn't do that he said: "I don't want to waste my seed".

That kinda sounds like a scio "justifier" - did you hear that from a PC? And who asked the question?:confused2:

Or just "around" in the culture.

EP

 

[uniquemand]

Is it wrong to think of masturbation as part of your exercise routine?

 

[flashgordon]

I'll bet money the guy was a Christian! That ones right out of the Bible -- it's a sin to "spill your seed on the ground" (that's actually a misinterpretation of the story but lots of Christians interpret it that way)

-TL

Yeah, you might be right about that.

He was a real square conservative guy.

 

[La La Lou Lou]

To quote monty pythons, meaning of life....

'every sperm must have it's chance.'


I suppose it would be fine if men jerk off and then wipe their hand on ladies bicycle seats!

 

[Tiger Lily]

Hey Tiger, c'mon girl, don't divulge too many of our secrets - We're supposed to be maintaining the pure and pristine image of the female gender!

Be of good cheer! :wink2: I KNOW you always pull your skirts over your knees and cross your ankles.

Love,

Mike

Oh dear, of course! Whatever was I thinking?

TL

 

[flashgordon]

That kinda sounds like a scio "justifier" - did you hear that from a PC? And who asked the question?:confused2:

Or just "around" in the culture.

EP

He was a friend of a friend and don't ask me how the subject came up.

 

[flashgordon]

Is it wrong to think of masturbation as part of your exercise routine?

No, but don't expect to lose much wieght doing it.

 

[EP - Ethics Particle]

I'll just betcha!

He was a friend of a friend and don't ask me how the subject came up.

He declined ta participate in the "circle jerk"!

AmmIrite?

EP

 

[Tiger Lily]

He declined ta participate in the "circle jerk"!

AmmIrite?

EP

oh my! That is quite a picture.

-TL