MELBOURNE Org Newsletter/Promo Leak Thread

TG1

Angelic Poster
My fave is the big sign that says: "DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE RIGHTS?"

Apparently not.

Oh, and the picture of "Chill E.B." ... which I think stands for "Chill, Everybody's Bananas."

TG1
 

Free to shine

Shiny & Free
From one of the children's success stories:

" I have now realised that when you're talking to someone you are supposed to talk about what they are interested in."


Right. Good start to life, that. Not. Your own opinions don't count. ... from a very young age. :no:
 

I told you I was trouble

Suspended animation
From one of the children's success stories:

" I have now realised that when you're talking to someone you are supposed to talk about what they are interested in."


Right. Good start to life, that. Not. Your own opinions don't count. ... from a very young age. :no:



How sad.

It's always the children that I really feel for, to trap a child's mind in that ridiculous 'philosophy' is nothing short of evil.

:yes:
 

Freeminds

Bitter defrocked apostate
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Zhent

Leakus Maximus
Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 54, 29 April 2012

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These people are fucking nuts, they really have lost contact with reality. Saint Hill Size? Are you friggin' kidding me? Whats most laughable is they think Saint Hill Size is just piling on loads of staff, and that more staff = more production = yay theta!. Good grief the Church of Scientology has lost it. And don't even get me started on what 'Saint Hill Size' actually means. (I have original SCN publications on the subject)

Oh and
The wins speak for themselves.

Yes they do, and there lack thereof speaks volumes. And some poor fool took 2 years to complete a Method One course?! :duh:



Here is another flyer for this Saint Hill Size madness:

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The irony never ceases to amaze here...

Melbourne Youth For Human Rights Information Day

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Melbourne IAS Event

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Mark Arrighi somehow got sucked onto Sydney Staff.



Melbourne WISE Seminar


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Zhent

Leakus Maximus
Some lulz analysis from the newsletter:

So it has been calculated that the number we need are:

- A total of 15 auditors for each org
- A total 125 staff for each org

That means...

- Hiring 50 new staff members for Foundation Org
- Hiring 25 new staff members for Day Org
- Getting all staff fully hatted as soon as possible!
- Smoothing out all flow lines of the org

That would imply Melb Day has 100 staff, Melb Foundation has 75 staff.


Now remember this?




And also this?



Thats right, staff numbers are going BACKWARDS. In the last couple of months Melbourne Day has been losing one staff member EACH week. Foundation has lost 15 over an indeterminate time.

OMG YOU FOOLS, AND YOU ARE TRYING TO GO SAINT HILL SIZE? WAKE THE FUCK UP! :no:
 

supafreak

Patron Meritorious
They've released Hubbtard's books in Chinese? Well shit, I'd better get myself a set.
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開玩笑!
 

scooter

Gold Meritorious Patron
There's all sorts of inconsistencies in these promo pieces.:duh:

They've shot the photo of Jeannie Trahant at NN Melbourne (which she was "debugging" unsuccessfully until quite recently:dieslaughing:) and she's going to be telling some electrifying stories no doubt about the "successes" of NarCONon. Will they mention NN Three Rivers being closed down by David Love? :roflmao:

I wonder if they're going to mention the current panic about a prominent OT connected with the same front group in Melbourne? :biggrin:

It's much more straight-forward than Jan Eastgate - isn't it OSAspawn?:hysterical:

Oh, the stories I could tell (and will when the time is right):coolwink:
 

scooter

Gold Meritorious Patron
Jeannie is now the ED NN Melbourne?:omg:

How many is that in the last few years?:roflmao:

This needs some more investigation methinks.:coolwink:
 

Emma

Con te partirò
Administrator
Melbourne Day had 75 staff when I was there in 2001.

That would be ZERO expansion over the last 11 years.

ZERO.
 

Zhent

Leakus Maximus
Thanks for that info Emma. I had no idea how many staff Melbourne had pre ideal org. I thought it was a fairly small org and they recruited massively for the Ideal Org. not so it seems! A useful benchmark.
 

SomeGuy

Patron Meritorious
Out of curiosity, is the font that they use on their promo stuff mandated?

It all looks like bad 70s porno movie adverts. Not that I'd know anything about what 1970s promo advertizements look like, but if I did they'd look just like all these scientology newsletters.
 
NN doesn't have nothing to do with scientology does it?

How long has that woman been a scientologist?....38 years?...did she say since she graduated [STRIKE]NN[/STRIKE] her scientology cult intro front group course?
 

Emma

Con te partirò
Administrator
Thanks for that info Emma. I had no idea how many staff Melbourne had pre ideal org. I thought it was a fairly small org and they recruited massively for the Ideal Org. not so it seems! A useful benchmark.

I think they DID do massive recruiting for the Ideal Org opening, but I think a lot of the staff went to Foundation Org. Some did join Day but that means that before the push, they must have gone BACKWARDS from 2001 until they got their numbers back up in 2011 for the Idle Morgue opening.

So from 2001 to say 2010 they actually went BACKWARDS. That's LESS THAN ZERO.

Bwahaha! (They must have all missed me) :bwahaha:
 

Zhent

Leakus Maximus
The CCHR Exhibit is coming to Melbourne, yay!


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No mention of Jan, I don't think we will ever see her in Australia again.

Perhaps also some harpoons to Town Hall would be in order





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I always find it funny, how much Andrew Rinder looks like Mike Rinder.






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Zhent

Leakus Maximus
Northcote Town Hall - http://www.northcotetownhall.com.au/

I can't actually find anything on the site about the CCHR exhibition, whats going on here? Someone in Melbourne might want to look into this.

Northcote Town Hall
189 High Street
Northcote VIC 3070
Phone: (03) 9481 9500
Fax: (03) 9261 4868
Email: [email protected]


If I had to guess I would say they would be hiring Studio Space 2 - http://www.northcotetownhall.com.au/Page/page.asp?Page_Id=79&h=0
And for a weekly hire it will cost $1050. Actually very cheap! (How unlike the IAS!) Of course their problem these days is personnel, not cash.
 

Zhent

Leakus Maximus
Melbourne Foundation Newsletter, Issue 55, 13 May 2012


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Melbourne Org is booming!

Or is it? Very little substance as usual for the wild claims we have come to expect from Melbourne Org.





Melbourne Org Saint Hill Size Newsletter

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Wow, the staff number count has actually gone up by 1 from the last newsletter I posted. Sadly they can always manage to sucker some poor fool onto staff, but this silly 'Saint Hill' stat grabbing exercise is certainly not sustainable in the long run. Also but wait, it was strongly implied from another leak I posted recently they only had 100 staff. More unreliable information! Can any of it really be trusted to be factual?
 
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