Damn it veda, sorry but I could not resist.
Who's the mark?
Costello: Okay Abbot my first day on post. Who's the mark for today?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The mark.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy we are going to give the Stress Test and OCA to..
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy out on the sidewalk...
Abbott: Who is the mark!
Costello: I'm asking YOU who's the mark.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, we gotta mark?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's the mark?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When we get today’s mark signed up for a course who gives us the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name that’s the mark.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that we give the stress test and OCA to...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gives us the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar. Maybe his wife will come down and gives us money too.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when we sign up the mark for the first service, how does he sign his name on the check?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name that’s our mark today.
Abbott: No. What is already on the comm course.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on the comm. course.
Abbott: Who's the mark today.
Costello: One public at a time please!
Abbott: Well, don't change the public around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy that is going to be the mark today?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: Ok.
Abbott: All right.
PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name that is the mark today?
Abbott: No. What is on the comm course.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on the comm course.
Abbott: Who's today’s mark.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on the HQS course, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did we get to be talking about anyone on the HQS course?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the name of someone on the HQS course, who did I say is on the HQS course?
Abbott: No. Who's the mark for today.
Costello: What's the mark for today?
Abbott: What's on the comm course.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on the HQS course.
Costello: There we go, back on the HQS course again!
PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on the HQS course and don't go off it.
Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's on the HQS course?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on the HQS course?
Costello: What am I putting on the HQS course?
Abbott: No. What is on the comm course.
Costello: We don't want who on the comm course?
Abbott: Who is today’s mark.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: HQS course!
PAUSE
Costello: Look, We got anyone on the Acadamy Levels?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The name of someone on Level 0?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's on Level 0.
Abbott: Who's the mark today.
Costello: I'm not... Get back in the Acadamy I want to know what's the guy's name on Level 0?
Abbott: No, What is on the comm. course.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on comm course.
Abbott: Who's the mark today!
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: HQS!
PAUSE
Costello: The name of the guy on Level 0?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's on Level 1.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, We got a NED intern on lines?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: His name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's the NED intern?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not the NED intern.
Costello: I'll break your arm if you say who's our mark today! I want to know what's the name of the NED intern?
Abbott: What's on the comm course.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: HQS!
PAUSE
Costello: We got someone on the Student Hat ?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The name of the person on the Student Hat?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's the NED intern.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on lines.
PAUSE
Costello: Okay so I go out get the mark into the org and the mark is who is taking the OCA
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about!
PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is get who to take the OCA?.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's taking the OCA?
Abbott: Naturally.
PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I put the mark down in a seat to take the OCA, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I pick up the OCA and I give it to Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't, you give the OCA to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: You're not saying it...
Costello: I give the OCA to Naturally.
Abbott: You give the OCA to Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I give the OCA to who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You give the OCA to Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! Okay so I give the OCA to who. Whoever it is finishes it and goes onto the Comm Course. Who goes to the Comm Course with What. What finshes the Comm Course and goes to the HQS course with I Don't Know. I Don't Know finishes the HQS course and what does he do next? I don't give a damn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a damn!
Abbott: Oh, that guy’s on the Solo 1 course.
Apologies please
Sometimes temptation is just too grand of a tasty
note: The above is not directed at Mr Baker nor Terril. It is directed at the CoS
I doubt that Mr Baker and Terril would ever stoop to signing people up for courses in a CoS, at least in its present form and somesuch that is similar to it.
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