Cat's Squirrel
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He only knows a few limited tricks, Anonycat. He doesn't understand memes because he's been out of society for so long, he doesn't get the inside jokes, He's pretty locked into his bubble world, even using 1960s slurs. Like other Scientologists who have been in too long, he's lost any sense of humour. Not the funnest pet. Damaged.
He can't even do "roll over" except maybe in the RPF.
But he CAN do that, "answer every answer with more questions" trick, and just about everyone can get him to do it. So he's at least been trained a little bit. He's obedient and loyal, no matter how badly he's treated by the cult of Scientology.
It might take years for him to recover from the damage they've done, if he ever does, so maybe not worth the time and patience to rescue. Can we get another OSA pet in the meantime?
Unless he knows more OSA tricks - cause he's getting boring.
SOG, do you know the "walk over to that wall" trick?
As Anonycat has said this quite likely isn't just one person, but a group of them, most likely acting on instructions.