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Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
OCMB - Here I come

Hilarious Paul!


I see what's happening here.

I've called my agent. He says that OCMB is prepared to offer me an Express Membership, a free OCMB T-Shirt, and a fully air-conditioned Celebrity Posting Room behind a two way mirror. They'll even install a spellchecker for free.

Yes....I'm already thinking of a thread...."Secrets and Lies of ESMB".... No. "The Dirty Underbelly of ESMB".....No. "Paul's Robot Auditor Goes on Rampage at ESMB HQ, 12 Dead"

Yes! That's it!

"Dateline Melbourne: Police and fire officials were summoned to 134 Harbor Street, where a spokesman said a huge Robot had run amok with a large spatula, killing 12 and wounding 4.'

"Witnesses said that the Robot's inventor, Paul SquirrelExtraordinaire, (he's French) tried desperately to get the robot to hand over the spatula, but the Robot refused and flew into a psychotic rage. Apparently, Paul was drilling the Robot to run CCH1 when the accident happened. Since CCH1 is a muzzled process, all Paul could do was scream "Give me that Spatula!!!" in a vain attempt to control the rampaging robot.

"Police say that they have never seen such a huge consumer liability case since the early 1980's, when the OptiGrab caused millions to go cross-eyed."

Oh yes. I can see it now! A thread of my own on OCMB!
 
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Alan

Gold Meritorious Patron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KEXtfgzkM

DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAY TANSY!

Don't leave me this way
I can't survive, I can't stay alive
Without your love, no baby

Don't leave me this way
I can't exist, I would surely miss
Your tender kiss
So don't leave me this way

Aaahh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you've got to do
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can you see it's burning out of control
So come on down and satisfy the need in me
Cos only your good loving can set me free

Don't leave me this way
I don't understand how I'm at your command
So baby please don't don't you leave me this way

Aaahh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you've got to do
You started a fire down in my soul
Now can you see it's burning out of control
So come on down and satisfy the need in me
Cos only your good loving can set me free
Set me free, set me free, set me free
Set me free, set me free, set me free
Believe, believe, believe, believe

Come satisfy me, come satisfy me
Come satisfy me, come satisfy me
Don't you leave me this way, no no, no no, no no, no no
Oh baby don't you go

Don't leave me this way
Ooh baby I can't exist, I will surely miss
Your tender kiss
So don't leave me this way

Aaahh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you've got to do
You started a fire down in my soul
Now can you see it's burning out of control
So come on down and satisfy the need in me
Cos only your good loving can set me free
Set me free, set me free, set me free
Set me free, set me free, set me free
Don't leave me this way
Don't leave me this way
Don't leave me this way
 

Alan

Gold Meritorious Patron
Well why didn't you say you felt that way sooner, big boy! :batseyelashes:

I'll leave the lights on and the back door unlocked tonight - no pressure. :eyeroll:

BTW, I think we were discussing the theoretical departure of Alanzo.
Come up to PT!

Oh! Well thats different! :whistling:
 

Alan

Gold Meritorious Patron
I see what's happening here.

I've called my agent. He says that OCMB is prepared to offer me an Express Membership, a free OCMB T-Shirt, and a fully air-conditioned Celebrity Posting Room behind a two way mirror. They'll even install a spellchecker for free.

Yes....I'm already thinking of a thread...."Secrets and Lies of ESMB".... No. "The Dirty Underbelly of ESMB".....No. "Paul's Robot Auditor Goes on Rampage at ESMB HQ, 12 Dead"

Yes! That's it!

"Dateline Melbourne: Police and fire officials were summoned to 134 Harbor Street, where a spokesman said a huge Robot had run amok with a large spatula, killing 12 and wounding 4.'

"Witnesses said that the Robot's inventor, Paul SquirrelExtraordinaire, (he's French) tried desperately to get the robot to hand over the spatula, but the Robot refused and flew into a psychotic rage. Apparently, Paul was drilling the Robot to run CCH1 when the accident happened. Since CCH1 is a muzzled process, all Paul could do was scream "Give me that Spatula!!!" in a vain attempt to control the rampaging robot.

"Police say that they have never seen such a huge consumer liability case since the early 1980's, when the OptiGrab caused millions to go cross-eyed."

Oh yes. I can see it now! A thread of my own on OCMB!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVqpbj9B1Dw&feature=related

YOUR CHEATIN' HEART ALONZO!

Your cheatin' heart will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
but sleep won't come the whole night through
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

When tears come down like fallin' rain
you'll toss around and call my name
You're gonna walk that floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Your cheatin' heart will pine some day ,
And crave the love,you threw away.
The time will come when you'll be blue,
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you.

When tears come down like fallin' rain
you'll toss around and call my name
You're gonna walk that floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you
 

Tanstaafl

Crusader
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVqpbj9B1Dw&feature=related

YOUR CHEATIN' HEART ALONZO!

Your cheatin' heart will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
but sleep won't come the whole night through
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

When tears come down like fallin' rain
you'll toss around and call my name
You're gonna walk that floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Your cheatin' heart will pine some day ,
And crave the love,you threw away.
The time will come when you'll be blue,
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you.

When tears come down like fallin' rain
you'll toss around and call my name
You're gonna walk that floor the way I do
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

Suzie Creamcheese - what's got into ya baby? :ohmy:
 

Jimmy Cricket

Patron with Honors
First the Destroyer says he's going. Then the Leg Humper protests to Alan over mistaken identity but now tries to procure victuals for the journey.

Is this the beginning of a trend?

Paul

Dunno. Without a properly scaled graph, no one can accurately evaluate any trends.
 

Emma

Con te partirò
Administrator
Alanzo.

If you ever left.....

I'd be.....

I'd just........

I'd feel so.....



(Is that enough sucking?)
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Alanzo.

If you ever left.....

I'd be.....

I'd just........

I'd feel so.....



(Is that enough sucking?)

All right, I'll stay.

But you'll need to add a clause to my posting contract stating that Paul can never make fun of me again.

His rapier British wit is so erudite and sophisticated that I just can't handle it.
 

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
All right, I'll stay.

But you'll need to add a clause to my posting contract stating that Paul can never make fun of me again.

His rapier British wit is so erudite and sophisticated that I just can't handle it.

You trying to as-is me?

Paul
 
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