My Non-E

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
How does it feel?

It kind of tickles, doesn't it?

It kind of tickles when I feel like I've been caught out. Doesn't happen often. Came close a couple of times recently, though.

The whole games condition thing with you and Tansy for the past week(?) has been fun, not the kind of game I usually play here.

Paul
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Hey! Quit trying to ass-is Dulloldfart! - He's a nice guy!

..or is it arse-is?

:whistling:

Dear Schwimmel -

As the Destroyer of Worlds, I am quite expert at As-Ising people.

It takes Real Love to fully As-Is someone.

Even a Danish Penis-wiggling Cap-hugger like yourself can be As-ised.

And like it!
 

Zinjifar

Silver Meritorious Sponsor
Dear Schwimmel -

As the Destroyer of Worlds, I am quite expert at As-Ising people.

It takes Real Love to fully As-Is someone.

Even a Danish Penis-wiggling Cap-hugger like yourself can be As-ised.

And like it!

But, will it tickle?

Zinj
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
But, will it tickle?

Zinj

It always tickles.

At first, you feel the anchor points behind your ears and along your sides start to vibrate, and then all your erogenous zones start to become enlivened, and so your attention is then fully engaged.

Then you realize that you are starting to vanish.

But you don't really care. You just want it to keep going.

And then, as you fully engage in the pleasure, you begin to notice parts of yourself disappear. Still, it's so nice that all you can do is keep feeling it.

Then, you fully disappear.

You have been as-ised.

You notice that Paul hasn't posted any more.

Would you like to try it?
 
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Div6

Crusader
Would you quit screwing around and put Paul back? How are we going to clear this mudball if you keep as-ising the creator of Robot auditor armies?

:omg:

Always showing off for the kids......hmph....:melodramatic:
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Would you quit screwing around and put Paul back? How are we going to clear this mudball if you keep as-ising the creator of Robot auditor armies?

:omg:

Always showing off for the kids......hmph....:melodramatic:

All right then.

If you insist.

He'll be back posting later tonight.

He'll feel really calm and satisfied.

Even his robots will be happy.
 

Zinjifar

Silver Meritorious Sponsor
All right then.

If you insist.

He'll be back posting later tonight.

He'll feel really calm and satisfied.

Even his robots will be happy.

Can he fly his ruds?

Does he have W/Hs against Zinjifar, Alanzo and Allen and the ESMB itself?

you can't ever trust these squirrels. He's probably PDH'd to destroy us!

I say we draw him with a charcoal pensil and then quarter him for Emma's basement. Surely 1/4 Paul would be better suited to safe-pointed ESMB 'Comm'..

Zinj
 

Alanzo

Bardo Tulpa
Can he fly his ruds?

Does he have W/Hs against Zinjifar, Alanzo and Allen and the ESMB itself?

you can't ever trust these squirrels. He's probably PDH'd to destroy us!

I say we draw him with a charcoal pensil and then quarter him for Emma's basement. Surely 1/4 Paul would be better suited to safe-pointed ESMB 'Comm'..

Zinj

No, see after you have been as-ised by me, all your withholds are cleansed.

You have been as-ised.

You have no more withholds. Or overts.

Didn't you know that?

Jeez. I gotta get my Div 6 workin...
 

RamsBlue

Patron
Glad to have you aboard, Ramsblue.

Thanks, I still have archived your first postings on ARS, at a time when I was somewhat active on that forum as well!

I had a different nick back then, which I may or may not resurrect, we'll see :)
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
"Hello! - My name is Miscavige.. Yeah.. THAT Miscavige! - But listen.. When I take a crap, I pull my pants down same as everybody! - Exept, once the pants are down, I shit turds with price tags on 'em!"

:brow:
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
Dear Schwimmel -

As the Destroyer of Worlds, I am quite expert at As-Ising people.

It takes Real Love to fully As-Is someone.

Even a Danish Penis-wiggling Cap-hugger like yourself can be As-ised.

And like it!
Hrrhhmm! - I'm unsure if I'm covertly being argued against here.. The correct spelling is Ass-Is! - And ye'a all have a crashing MU on it! - I have -SEEN- this! - It is a confounded blinding and reverberating cognition!

I have seen ordinary humdrum and nice people joining the cult of $cientology. Then after some time, being ass-is'ed by the cult, they have indeed turned into assholes!

Besides you can't ass-is me, since it is an unpenetrable mystery what's under my beanie! And IF that was a penis then my intire head would be a giant ball! - Quite unsuitable in polite company!


:moon:
 
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