"....everytime we've found a troll hiding under a bridge on any message board we have found that individual troll to have commited unspeakable crimes against humanity (& that message board too) in the past. Horrible horrific perverted sadistic unimaginable crimes. Really unseemly internet behavior. Trolls. That's what we call em.
...we now have the data that identifies 12 Individual Master Trolls that are actually running the entire worlds internet web-based Messageboards, and have been doing so for the last 75 trillion years, of your life. And that is a cold-blooded fact Bee Sting. Factually speaking. Scientifically speaking. In Knowingness.
I've done the research. It's complete now."
P.S. If..."the only way to control a person is to lie to that person", is true, then I must be in control of you, right now.
Which reveals an absurdity worth pondering.
Partly in the wording (of form) and partly in the meaning (of experience).
I Laugh Therefore I am
And can be quoted on that too.
& Only Gods can Laugh, (if they have any Fucking Sense of Humor at All....)
& We Do.
Which is quotable too. Come to think of it.
In certain circles.
So to speak.
Love is Life.
Life is Love.
Do you get it?
Or perhaps better stated: how do you see it?"
Shall I laugh or cry?
Ol'e mighty Extra Terrestrial Galactic Warrior MMI of Galaxy 33, I hail your Clam fore we shall indubitably inherit Teegeeak and its habitant, the evil TROLL and rid the Infinite Universe of such a blood sucking leach spotted last Friday night flying his corporate Saucer, the DC8 on his way to a party with Mr. Miscaviage.
Now, do we give him (Miscaviage) a medal or dog bisquit?