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Never to Be Posted As An Executive Again

Discussion in 'Staff "War Stories"' started by JustSheila, Nov 11, 2015.

  1. Knows

    Knows Gold Meritorious Patron

    So embarassing :blush:

    That was me! I stroked the penis of my dog too when I was 5 - it turned red and it was gross.

    I fspent a couple days and a shit ton of $$$ for that overt and with hold....that I got off during my FPRD.

    I went HOLE TRACK and come to find out I used to fuck dinosaurs back when I was a cave man/woman.

    Once I got to "basic basic" on that chain - I puked and was crystal clear I made the whole thing up.

    That explains why I never got asked to join the Sea mORGue.

    Thanks Karen. I love "as ising" Scientology.
  2. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    What a horrible indictment of Scientology that it is hard to tell if the previous post is a joke or not.

  3. AngeloV

    AngeloV Gold Meritorious Patron

    I don't have one shred of doubt that it is true. Some sexually repressed SO robot probably freaked out at a completely innocent event in a child's life and condemned the now adult as a pervert.

    Don't forget kids are old thetans in little bodies and know what bestiality is even at 5 years old.
  4. This is NOT OK !!!!

    This is NOT OK !!!! Gold Meritorious Patron

    Harvey Jacques was declared a tiger, but eventually wound up as the Captain FSO! :omg: