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New *ELITE* CLUB ~~exclusive to 100 members only. DONKEYS of the *Church*

Discussion in 'Office of Special Affairs' started by Karen#1, Jun 15, 2013.

  1. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    I used to see those videos of Jim Lynch harassing and terrorizing ex-Scientologists, while his moron thug would stand by ready to provide "security".

    Every time I used to watch his despicable black ops, I would mentally yell: "FOAD!"

    I'd like to send a message out to Jim in the theta universe.


    (just Keeping Scientology Working by maintaining a standard com cycle and acknowledging that he did the command)

    (yeah, so I know I'm going to hell for this post, so what? lol)
  2. Karen#1

    Karen#1 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Research and Discovery

    I am requesting copies of letters anyone might have received from Miscavige go to attack dog Lawyer Gary Soter.
    I previously declared Gary Soter a donkey.*Church*&p=813789&viewfull=1#post813789

    Many of these are threat letters are hot air. Some are to do with other issues that disconnection, refund and general Scientology issues.
    This is a timeless request that goes into the future, for future letters as well
    Please send copies of these letters to
    [email protected]
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2015
  3. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    Why stop with him? What about love letters from Moxon?
    PS, for those that don't know what a foad is, like me ( see previous post by HH ) FOAD = Fuck Off And Die
  4. The_Fixer

    The_Fixer Class Clown

    Please don't insult donkeys so....:no:

    They are usually much nicer than that...that....that.... thing.
  5. Enthetan

    Enthetan Master of Disaster

    Donkeys are useful, hard-working animals that, over history, have positively contributed to enhancing human life.

    As opposed to the Church of Scientology and its enablers.
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  6. The_Fixer

    The_Fixer Class Clown

    Not to mention their braying is music to the ears after listening to a scientologist, no?
  7. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    That one has always struck me as being more of an ass than a donkey.
  8. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    And donkeys are regarded as more sure footed than horses & that explains why not only the old timers long ago but even today are the ride of choice in the mountains on trails.
  9. Karen#1

    Karen#1 Gold Meritorious Patron

    I deeply regret my choice of wording. Yes, indeed, Donkeys are beloved creatures, I should have used Jack-Ass. My bad.
  10. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    Well, you were being kind & gracious while I was being my usual crude self.

    Kristie is an ass or a jackass.

    BTW, I suspect that one is a lifer incapable of escaping the cult. Still an ass.
  11. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Lolol Karen! Hmmm, even jack-asses, rare and unfortunately unviable creatures (as, I was told long ago, they cannot reproduce...... OH WAIT A MINUTE! :duh:), durr...

    My suggestion/lowly opinion, how about 'Jack-ass-holes' :p

  12. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    Surely more are begging to be in the * Elite * Club.
  13. Boojuum

    Boojuum Silver Meritorious Patron

    Seeing this reminded me of how nutty the Church of Scientology is,...again.

    I tolerated this type of thing. It's systemic! The culties do this type of thing and think it's perfectly correct, even laudable.

    As bad as that behavior is, and make no mistake, it's bad behavior, bad policy and idiotic, the COS shoots itself in the foot every time it dictates who your friends can be or who you can talk to.

    The COS, based on the insights of LRH, MAKES ENEMIES. Over and over and over.

    With all of Hubbard's writings on personalities and comprehension of human behavior, he was an utter fool on PR.

  14. Karen#1

    Karen#1 Gold Meritorious Patron

    This is a very exclusive club.
    The club limited to 100 members.
    Membership is limited to 100.
    By nomination only.
    Church of Scientology DONKEY. John Alex Wood.
    Twitter representative of the Cult.
    Sits on Twitter all day long, all night long
    Who pays his bills ? OSA !
    John Alex Wood taunts, sneers, insults, provokes and attempts to get in the head of Scientology critics.
    Hateful character.
    How very Religious and *ECCLESAISTICAL"
    I hereby declare John Alex Wood A DONKEY !

  15. cakemaker

    cakemaker Patron Meritorious

    Even Monty Python's Eric Idle despises him.

  16. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    It's pretty bad when even the monty python staff despize you
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  17. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP