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Idiot Bastardson
Are, are, are.

Me hearties! Are.

(It are close to International Pirate Day at ESMB)

Are. Are, are, are.
 

strativarius

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
Are, are, are.

Me hearties! Are.

(It are close to International Pirate Day at ESMB)

Are. Are, are, are.
'twas on the good ship Venus
by god you should have seen us
the figurehead was a lady in bed
sucking a dead man's finger


the first mate was called carter
by god he was a farter
when the wind wouldn't blow and the ship wouldn't go
they used carter the farter to start 'er


Anybody remember any more verses?
 

Wilbur

Patron Meritorious
'twas on the good ship Venus
by god you should have seen us
the figurehead was a lady in bed
sucking a dead man's finger

the first mate was called carter
by god he was a farter
when the wind wouldn't blow and the ship wouldn't go
they used carter the farter to start 'er


Anybody remember any more verses?
The cabin boy was Fitler
he was a fuckin' Hitler
he stuffed his arse with broken glass
and circumsized the skipper
 

strativarius

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
Poetry corner.

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
but she didn't wear that one very often.

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Mary had a little clock
she swallowed it one day
and now she's taking Epsom salts
to pass the time away

For days and days she took the salts
the time it did not pass
so if you want to know the time
just look up Mary's number in the 'phone book.
 

Dotey OT

Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE
There once are a young boy named Andy (oops)
Who's grammar was indeed mighty dandy (again, forgive me)
He tried splaining one day
The hole hole track away (here I go, big finish)
And lost a PC that was Ghandi
 

Dotey OT

Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE
Don't give up the day job Dotey. :biggrin:
I was a hoping to be Andy's word clearerer. I'm the word clearingest word clearer you've e'er seen!!

In fact, speaking of e'er, I mean error, how's Andy's new facebook-a-ma-thing going?

Oh, and by the way, what's a day job???? Ima thinkin I would like it.
 
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