New Scientology Religious Status: Genius

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New Scientology Religious Status: Genius.

From Mike Rinder's Thursday Funnies

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-69/

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renegade

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Awesome. Now you don't have to do any auditing or training to raise your IQ, just pay for your "Genius" pin.
 

Anonycat

Crusader
Wow, that's really out-tech! Hubbard said your IQ goes up one point per hour of auditing. Well, I guess if no one is getting auditing, this will do in a pinch.
 

Jump

Operating teatime

At least 'humanitarian' had some kind of pretence of trying to help people. 'Genius' seems to be only pandering to narcissistic self aggrandisement.

I'm waiting for the next award celebrating personal heights of the self absorbed


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George Layton

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New Scientology Religious Status: Genius.

From Mike Rinder's Thursday Funnies

http://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-69/

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"I am a Geinus!"
 

PirateAndBum

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If you've fallen for this you are hereby qualified to receive in addition to your plaque & pin, a "Certified Moron" certificate and commendation from ESMB.

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HelluvaHoax!

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Awesome. Now you don't have to do any auditing or training to raise your IQ, just pay for your "Genius" pin.

LOL

Genius! HellYeah!

It's just like the "HUMANITARIAN" status. When that one first came out, I likewise thought it was a joke. But it wasn't.

Someone, please tell me that this "genius" thing is a parody!!!

Seriously, can any human beings possibly be this stupid?
 

DoneDeal

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LOL

Genius! HellYeah!

It's just like the "HUMANITARIAN" status. When that one first came out, I likewise thought it was a joke. But it wasn't.

Someone, please tell me that this "genius" thing is a parody!!!

Seriously, can any human beings possibly be this stupid?


yeah. I remember quite a few years ago visiting a hard drive defrag software site.
the boss of that site was, is, ?, a scn'ist.
on his about me page he had a big picture of himself along with large lettering, HUMANITARIAN.

I mean I wanted to puke.

pardon me some for not remembering the name of the software outfit, I know his outfit wrote ms's basic defragger.

fortunately ssd's will help with that delusion.

I wish they were selling status back in my day, then I would have said F........off.
 

Jump

Operating teatime
Will Mensa let Scio's into their club if they possess the Genius Pin?


That measley genius pin wouldn't even get them into the CubScouts.

At least in the CubScouts, you have to actually DO something to be recognised for a new badge and not simply be recognised for having some hard earned cash extorted out of your bank by a criminal syndicate.



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dchoiceisalwaysrs

Gold Meritorious Patron
A [STRIKE]Genius[/STRIKE] fool and his money are soon parted.

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"I am a Geinus!"
 

dchoiceisalwaysrs

Gold Meritorious Patron
Disk keeper?

yeah. I remember quite a few years ago visiting a hard drive defrag software site.
the boss of that site was, is, ?, a scn'ist.
on his about me page he had a big picture of himself along with large lettering, HUMANITARIAN.

I mean I wanted to puke.

pardon me some for not remembering the name of the software outfit, I know his outfit wrote ms's basic defragger.

fortunately ssd's will help with that delusion.

I wish they were selling status back in my day, then I would have said F........off.
 

F.Bullbait

Oh, a wise guy,eh?
Just a step away from pitching snake oil and crap on the Shopping Network.


Probably shouldn't be giving them ideas.


Oh, well, too late...


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Intentionally Blank

Scientology Widow
Will Mensa let Scio's into their club if they possess the Genius Pin?

Don't be silly. Mensa is an SP front group funded by the Evil Psychs and Big Pharma (looking at you, Udarnik) to suppress the real Tek and enslave mankind. No self respecting KSW touting cultie Genius would stoop to applying.

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Boson Wog Stark

Patron Meritorious
The genius pin will go well with a Clear bracelet, although it should say, "I'm a Scientology Genius," and be worn with a matching t-shirt which says the same. Clears may wear the exclusive clear plastic t-shirt.

All SCIENTOLOGY SUCKER certificates would look better with levels like these:

Gave a little money

Gave a lot of money

Gave all my money

Gave all my money and am strung out on credit

Gave a shitload of money

Gave a ton of money

Gave an obscene amount of money
 
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