New Zealand Ideal Org opening this year?

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Mike Rinder has posted some promo about an "Ideal Org" for NZ.

Lots of pics!

There are so many odd things in this promotion.

How strange that one of the oldest scientology organizations on earth is incapable of achieving Ideal Org status without getting orgs in another country to help them do it? Tells you everything you need to know about the state of scientology in New Zealand. Dead. For decades.

Why aren’t the “ideal orgs” in Sydney and Melbourne getting Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane and Canberra to ideal? They’re at least in the same country and a lot closer.


Patron with Honors
Most of the Auckland IDLE Morgue is still covered in Tarpaulins.

They make some money from renting out parking spaces in the grounds.
Other than that there is no observable activity at the moment.

Scientology in Auckland used to be notorious for deluging peoples letterboxes with
unsolicited mail.

Not any more.

I`ll keep this thread updated if I notice any twitching.


Master of Disaster
Right, and after paying for the building and the renos, they keep having to pay rent to an asthmatic dwarf.


And when they can no longer pay the rent, the building will either be sold to an overseas shell company, or will default on a mortgage held by an overseas shell company. And the Dwarf will get more bucks flowing into an overseas retirement account.


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With the help of my KGB friends and other unsavoury associates I tracked DMs travel schedule, from Australia
On a Lear jet ,8 x people coming, touching down in Keri Keri Airport, A Quick trip up to the Eagles Nest, Bay of Islands(Tom Cruises favourite Pad when he's here) The following day Chopper down the East Coast to downtown Auckland, , Hired Limo to Org, After Opening, chopper back to Eagles Nest, Chill out , the next 2x days, then Charter boat, out to the Poor Knights for fishing and snorkling, ,Its well away from the Org and Scn Public , Private , Secure Eagles Nest has its own Heli Pad ,
and TC said its a must , quite predictable really, I Have so many friends in the service industry in that area , word gets out ,


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... I Have so many friends in the service industry in that area...

Maybe said friends could sneak a camera pen or some such tiny device into one of these jaunts and give us some photos? :coolwink:
(Yes, I realize it may put jobs in jeopardy.)

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Shiny & Free
A must watch video Bryan Seymour shared on Facebook about the "Ideal Org" opening. (Love how the reporter calls it that).

Scientology security stalks 'untrustworthy media' at new HQ

Aussies check how many faces you know.

And watch Vicki Dunstan trailing reporters and just listen to the overall sentiment of this report.

"When we arrived there we were quickly approached by the press officer. At first she was friendly but she got increasing agitated and followed us around as we talked to neighbours," says Newshub reporter Kim Vinnell.

"We asked her to stop, and she said it was a public place and she said we were 'untrustworthy media', and Scientology has the right to control their media image."

Love it. :dance3:

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Shiny & Free
Here's another one.

Church of Scientology's supreme leader David Miscavige in Auckland for opening of new headquarters

Scientology's leader David Miscavige mingled with the hundreds of attendees, which included its local followers as well as curious members of the public.

President of the New Zealand Rationalist's Association Peter Harrison went along out of curiosity and said the event kicked off with a "Maori welcome that felt a bit staged".

He said that while he was "naturally a bit of a cynic" about the religion - which counts Tom Cruise and other high profile actors amongst its flock - he wanted to hear about its values first hand.

"In fact, the speakers had a big focus on how Scientologists help disenfranchised youth and stand up for human rights," he said
"We can support that regardless of the underlying theology."

However, he said some of the speeches were swamped with jargon that laymen attendees such as himself found hard to follow.

"They were mentioning buzzwords like 'time-tracking', 'energy driving trails', and 'OTA'... I knew what the words themselves meant, mostly, but couldn't define them when put together," he said.

Harrison said he heard one of the speakers say "psychiatrists should be wiped off the face of the earth" which he thought was "a bit harsh".

"But I didn't come away brainwashed - that was good."

The sentence I bolded is the problem.


Gold Meritorious Patron
Lots of SO that I could see - mostly Oz or Taiwanese. Usual BS from the cult is usual.:yes:

Vicky Dunstan looking increasingly haggard - I wonder why she was there solo? All the juniors have been RPFed AGAIN? :roflmao:

And Miscavige mingling with the hoi-polloi?:omg:

I wonder how many attendees the cult will claim - looks to me like they had maybe several hundred there at most.:duh:


Patron with Honors
TV3 Coverage of the Idle Morgue opening in Auckland today.
You have to sign up to watch this item on TV3 news.
It begins at 17 minutes 45 seconds.

Here is the item from tv3 news without having to sign up...

Church of Scientology's supreme leader David Miscavige in Auckland for opening of new headquarters

Scientology security stalks 'untrustworthy media' at new HQ


Patron with Honors
Now close your eyes and picture this , after staff get over the excitement and It comes to Monday, they look out the window at the busy world, and the outside street is empty ,and the inside is so wonderful !!!, the realisation that it feels like a Prison,

A big empty prison, with the same old people in it. Somebody is going to go Type 3. No foot traffic , No 4thDynamic , a field full of raving Fooking , Spee s To top it all off their CF files are compromised , as the letters in , don't match the writer , and its been happening so long , they have to cross check every person on file , its a mess ,too many BTs ,But there's no entheta,
its driving them nuts,:duh:
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An inside look at Auckland's new Church of Scientology

Video and article...(That is completely devoid of any bit of research.)

Undercover at the opening of Scientology’s new Auckland headquarters
By Hayden Donnell | Staff Writer
January 23, 2017

David Miscavige’s Auckland Scientology HQ launch speech: as interpreted by David Farrier

A Treasured Landmark Reborn—Scientology Opens New Church Atop Auckland
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Yeah ,but it was balanced reporting , mentioned leah and the gang, Also I did a double take on a S Pee inside , shit we are good, and the Chapel is now closed and bolted shut , Until further PR uses ,
Its a lonely world out there especially if your in.

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Shiny & Free
This one is linked above, it's really worth a read. Laughed my head off.
Now to get the reporters to understand the underbelly.

Miscavige bounded on stage just before 3pm. His teeth were gleaming. They shone like glow worms trapped inside his face. The ecclesiastical leader of the Scientology religion was trim for 56, his 1m 55cm frame snug inside in a perfectly fitted suit. He looked like a more menacing Joel Osteen; the kind of man a robot would design if it was given only 1980s magazine images of a perfect American nuclear family. In normal New Zealand society, he’d probably be lambasted for not wearing enough jandals. But here he was in his element. He was setting off standing ovations and rapturous applause with every sentence. He was invoking what seemed to be deeply moving truths for many people. And he was talking complete gibberish.

“When you touch down your timeframes are all but transcendent with an ETA from new OT 1, to OT2, OT3, new OT4 and OT5 until you enter a skyway from the purif to the new OT7 Solo Naught in less than a year and so become gods of the South Pacific,” he said to wild cheers.

I grew up in a Baptist church, and have a high tolerance for indecipherable religious jargon. But this was intense even for me. I asked Farrier to review this section of the transcript.

On Saturday, Miscavige was most focused on the New Zealanders who’d laboured at home.

“As LRH so evocatively wrote: there are gods above other gods and gods beyond the gods of the universes,” he continued. “Which in this case brings you to your Oceanic gods of ANZO. Those who proved nothing is impossible given pure hearts and number 8 wire mentality.”

To me, it sounded like Miscavige was literally having a stroke. But the crowd stood as one to applaud after those words. He went on to thank many New Zealand church members individually. They stood, tears glistening on their cheeks as their works were read out. Then everyone got on stage, pulled a rope, the ribbons fell, and balloons rose into the sky to officially open the Centre.


Patron with Honors
I'm sorry I couldn't reply to the opening but, I was busy , putting cameras in the Eagles nest and getting Audio, no mean feat;
Its tough at the top , but some one has to do it.
But what I read about DM relating to the Maoris, shit can you imagine them thinking , you piece of white trash, We will boil you up tonight, ( boil Ups ) trash our Mana , you piece of shit .There were so many things wrong about that opening speech,
Another nail in the coffin ,They should have got Kerry Strongman to give the speech , at least he understands the cultural nuances .and talk the talk , and by the way where was Kerry??