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News Flash ! Adelaide org not an org anymore ?

Discussion in 'Australia & New Zealand Pickets and Protests' started by the-ghostwhowalks, May 27, 2011.

  1. Minuet #1 in G

    Minuet #1 in G Patron with Honors

    Its really very simple.. You slice a bit off the tomato, then audit the engram out, of the remaining tomato, then slice another bit off, audit it out, and so on ad infinitum. Takes a long time to make a tomato sandwich that way, but the only in-ethics way to do it.
  2. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    Rubbish. A tomato's goal in life is to be eaten in its prime. If you prolong one's life until it is dry and shrivelled will it thank you?

  3. Minuet #1 in G

    Minuet #1 in G Patron with Honors

    I must listen closely to the sun dried tomatoes in the fridge... You are right, not a word of thanks!
  4. elwood

    elwood Patron with Honors

    I'm geting tired of calling the cult members "clams" and "Scilons". Let's use "Dianeti". Sounds seriously conspiratorial..
  5. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    Is the correct gramatical form: One Dianet, two Dianeti ??

  6. Minuet #1 in G

    Minuet #1 in G Patron with Honors

    Dianeti: plural
    Dianetum: singular
  7. secretiveoldfag

    secretiveoldfag Silver Meritorious Patron

    Thanks for all the lols.

    I wonder how they are going to wangle the charitable aspect. Someone said Scientology was recognised as a religion in Australia but is this right? My impression is that it claimed to be tax-exempt in South Australia ie in Adelaide, at least when posting accounts in London.

    But this bubble maybe burst (certainly should have burst) when the balloon went up about their registered address which I think was a Greek-owned market garden.

    So are they pinning their charitable status on this shabby building? If so it doesn't matter what it looks like; it might just have to work as a legal address.
  8. Gadfly

    Gadfly Crusader

    Ah yes, like the "Illuminati".

    Note, with the "illuminati" there is NO singular form! :duh:

    Because the word defines a "group".

    But also, Illuminati is the plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened".

    Mmmm? Dianetus? Having acheived gains or the EP of Dianetics? Thus,

    Clear = Dianetus

    Drug R/D completion = Dianetus

    anybody on an OT level MUST have completed Dianetics = Dianetus

    It seems that the only people who might be involved in Scientology who DON'T fall into this category would be those on introductory (bait and switch) courses. But then, they either move up fast, or they get out fast. Granted there may be some Sea Org members who have NEVER received any Dianetic auditing. :confused2:

    Where is Mark Baker when we need him? :coolwink:
  9. Lucretia

    Lucretia Patron with Honors

    The sun dried tomato has gone into a self hypnotic trance preparatory to being subsumed into the greater all. It really is thanking you in a deep and meaningful way, but you have to be a Dianeti or an OTeroti to hear it.
  10. Minuet #1 in G

    Minuet #1 in G Patron with Honors

    So that is that is the noise I hear from the fridge at night?
  11. Minuet #1 in G

    Minuet #1 in G Patron with Honors

    The Greek owned market garden certainly fits the tomato theme. I think we are on to something.
  12. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    The tomatoes need to get their damn ethics in. No fridge is going to do it. It's you and me with our sleeves rolled up. If they give you that withering look or that mouldy old attitude, suck it up and get down to business. No panty-waisted dilettante tomato ever cleared a veggie crisper. Do it and the tomatoes will win. And we'll all win.
  13. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    Ketchup! You tomatoes need to get on-sauce!
  14. Thrak

    Thrak Gold Meritorious Patron

    Ouch :bigcry:
  15. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    So you have this tomato, and he thinks he's a celery. He's stuck in this incident. And he's taken on the valence of the celery. He's a little green and stringy. And you'll find ... once this tomato knew he was a tomato. He had the knowingness of his tomatoness ... and we call this vegetability. Because it is ... not every tomato has it. And he sits there in his crisper and he thinks about life and the universe. But he's not exterior. He can't as-is the crisper ... and the more he tries to not-is it ... so when he sees a celery ... man, it's a key-in to see that celery. And he'll find himself getty massy ... sort of anaten. So what we need is to exteriorise ... the only way to exteriorise a tomato safely is the V8 process ... and we call it that because ... once Mary Sue had to go to the shops. She had some shopping to do. And she needed tomatoes. But this tomato was no good, you see? The celery incident does that ... it was 600 billion years ago ... a celery named Tofu ... so the V8 process will exteriorise a tomato like nobody's business. But you need a crack auditor for V8 - you can't run V8 on a natural tomato clear.
  16. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

  17. Lucretia

    Lucretia Patron with Honors

    Yes - the deep transcendental Om of gratitude!
  18. Miss Pert

    Miss Pert Silver Meritorious Patron

    The problem here is that if you ran him on his vegetability you would only stick him further into the incident. You need to run his fruitablilty, this would bring about total freedom.
  19. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    Any discussion on the existence/non-existence of an Adelaide Org is bound to get silly!
  20. jenni with an eye

    jenni with an eye Silver Meritorious Patron