You haven't spent a day working in a campsite in the south, then. Last week someone called the Ranger office with a deep accent, poor phone connection and talking real fast. All I could make out was what sounded like 'auto' and 'accident.' I radioed the Ranger to have a look at the site.
The Ranger rushed over there and about bust a gut laughing when he saw the aut-er. I heard he was literally on the ground laughing.
It turned out the camper called about otter antics. The camper was tossing sticks from the dock and the aut-er was fetching them.
I didn't answer the radio when he splained it to me...
True story.