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Oh, the other shoe has dropped - Travolta accused of out 2d

Discussion in 'John Travolta/Kelly Preston' started by Mimsey Borogrove, Nov 15, 2017.

  1. EZ Linus

    EZ Linus Cleared Tomato

    Jesus Christ HH! Enough with your fucking intolerance for butt licking. We got it. You're turning this into a different sort of witch hunt, seems to me. And I am starting to feel like I can't say anything either. I'l probably be attacked in my own community of exes. Whatever.
  2. HelluvaHoax!

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    was that serious?

    omg. lol

    sorry, i can't tell if you are joking or not. no clue......


  3. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    It has come to my attention that someone (who wants to remain anonymous) found this thread very enlightening and health saving..
    Actually she is greatful to ESMB for letting HER know how she got this bad recurrent gastroenteritis . She did fully duplicated the event when she's been contamiated (WHO, HOW, WHEN, WHERE FORM)


  4. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    I think he's serious :oops:

    Can I offer you a free session to flatten the item ???? :p
  5. HelluvaHoax!

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    I think you're right.

    I can make dog lovers hate me too, if i start a thread about how if i saw friend of mine letting a dog lick their face/mouth, right after the dog was licking its own butthole....after which my friend started to greet me with a kiss on the mouth.......which I turned away from in time, LOL

    I don't understand why anyone would be triggered by talking about hygiene and the inadvisability of letting anyone licking random stranger's buttholes then kiss you on the mouth.

    If I wrote a thread about why it's probably not a great idea to go into public bathrooms and lick the toilet bowl, probably nobody would get triggered. But there is something very different going on here, maybe it is perceived as a criticism of gays???? No idea. . .

    Honestly, I have no clue at all why anyone is bothered by an open adult discussion of intentionally exposing ones lips, tongue and interior mouth directly to the source of fecal bacteria.

    Why is that forbidden? I seem to have missed something that makes anyone talking about it horrible. Why is this a banned subject again? No clue.....

    From the time I was a little kid, I never understood why certain words, free thoughts or free expression was bad. It's a freakin' miracle to me that I ever got into a mind-control cult like Scientology!!! LOL

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  6. HelluvaHoax!

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    There is, in fact, a pathological syndrome that identifies the major pathways that fecal bacteria infects humans. It is commonly called the FECAL-ORAL-ROUTE.

    Note, the "F-DIAGRAM" in that article lists the 6 major methods of fecal contamination. It does not even bother to list Oral-Anal sex, perhaps assuming that it was far too obvious to even mention.

    I am still not sure why discussing this subject means I have a "fucking intolerance for butt-licking" or that I am making this an "unsafe space" for anyone else. Didn't everyone here earn the privileges that come along with adulthood, namely the freedom to speak openly about any subject?
  7. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    Perhaps you can 'splain me - how come no one has accused him of being bi? That could explain his marriage with Kelly. See photos - he looks hot for both sides of the fence.


  8. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Yes, I know!

    I (personnaly) don't have any problem with that.. (people know I don't pearl clutch on those items)
    Actually, this is a thread that gives me a good laughter... (how things may look like versus how it is in true reality...)

    But as you mentionned, the same issue with a dog licking your face (after he lick his butt ) is no different but to readers it may be a different issue since it involves human sex behavior and gay we enter in a world of taboos and prejudices , thus it triggers a discomfort with things we don't talk..especially in a public environment.

    [bcolor=#ff0000]You are entering an unsafe space for[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ff0000]Porn amateur[/bcolor]
    [bcolor=#ff0000](hetero, gay, bi, Queer, trans..)[/bcolor]​

    Do you realize that some readers do this???? ( it may too explains the discomfort...)
    you remember when you were sec checking ????)

    However, if I was coerced to choose..I don't have a clue why, but I would choose the dog kiss! :eek::p
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  9. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Wait a minute
    Let's see Ron's tech about it
    (In 50 shades of Ron HCOPL)
    so we can have a serious scientific
    discussion about it!
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  10. HelluvaHoax!

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    KOAN DU JOUR: Recently, a friend's dog was licking its own butthole and then jumped on my lap and tried to lick my mouth. If I turned away, refusing to allow the dog to lick my lips, does that make me homophobic? (the dog was later to be determined to be gay).

  11. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    Perhaps Kelly P had a use for all those cleaning products....

    The being knows??
  12. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    I’m more embarrassed now, than ever, to have been associated with this cult!

    This is a major foot bullet for the cult!
  13. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    Let me add that butt licking is not limited to two men. Heterosexual couples do it too. A female friend told she did it to her husband. :kma: ICK!
  14. Little David

    Little David Gold Meritorious Patron

    Don't make me put a "poop" on all these posts!
  15. HelluvaHoax!

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    Butthole licking is only a consideration. It's right there in the axioms! lol

    By the way, i am still mystified why this joking conversation thread got people up in arms. What is it about butthole licking that triggers people? Seriously, I don't have a clue. Is it because Travolta is ALSO gay that the subject became so trigger??????

    Example, another subject. I was joking with someone the other day about a beautiful girl i once met who lives in Kazakstan (unrelated to Boris). We were talking on Skype or something one time and she very graciously invited me to come and see her country and meet her family. I didn't know much at all about that country so I did some searching and found it to be a remarkable blending of cultures and anachronistic time periods.

    So the next time we talked she was saying that they would cook some famous Kazakh dish called Besbarmak in celebration of having an American guest. I've been to some pretty interesting and exotic places, but the wilds of Kazakstan is another story with odd and ritualistic tribal/village life. So I thanked her for the nice invitation. Later I looked it up and Besbarmak is boiled horse meat.

    I kind of imagined myself pretending to eat it and throwing it under the table or something as I gratefully smiled and phantom chewed, LOL.

    Now, imagine a bunch of British,Americans or Australians (or any Western people) writing on a thread about Kazakstan and joking about eating horsemeat. There is nothing intrinsically wrong with their cherished custom--and likewise, there is nothing wrong with people being fully repulsed at the idea of eating it.

    People on a thread like that (especially Kazakhs) could get really triggered that their beloved Besbarmak is being mocked. So who would be right and wrong in that scenario? Is someone making a joke about horsemeat automatically a terrible person because another took offense at their opinion?

    Well, that's how most of the people here view fetishistic butthole licking, especially of random strange men. And even more so, when the licker pretends to be a Scientology Operating Thetan that has attained moral, ethical and spiritual purity. And who lies incessantly about who they really are, whilst leading a sleazy hidden life of cheating and multiple gropings, sexual assaults and who knows what else. The whole pretense is just perverse!

    Horsemeat, butthole licking, what's the big deal? It's just a f*cking stupid conversation, it's not the end of the world.

    SO WHAT, that some people don't care for one or the other?

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  16. EZ Linus

    EZ Linus Cleared Tomato

    If you think I am "up in arms" or uncomfortable about butt hole licking or any type of what you consider sleazy sexual or deviant behavior, you should think again. If this is a place where we can speak freely, as you claim, then why can't I speak freely? As I said I feel like I can't. (Obviously, this proves my point!) Well, not yet maybe, but I feel like I'm about to get some shit for this.

    I agree about all this being hypocrisy. Of course. He was making these completely inappropriate and lewd remarks to guys much much younger than he was, and, who were obviously not interested. That is gross. There's evidence beyond doubt that he cheats on Kelly. That's gross.

    What he does for kicks in the bedroom? WHO FUCKING CARES?

    You really think he licks someone's ass and goes DIRECTLY to the mouths of babes and his wife without washing his mouth to kiss them?

    And we don't know anything about his hidden life other than these allegations. It sounds like he did assault young men. I have heard he's also had long term relationships with men. I'm not sure which you are referring to as sleazy: the gay part or the cheating part, or maybe you are skeezed out with the butthole licking. Or maybe you are just beating a dead horse with finding this thing hilarious. You seemed to be getting serious when you brought up bacteria and all that, like it was proof that this should not be done in the bedroom. That was when I was like, What the hell? People lick assholes. They have for thousands of years!

    HA HA HA!!!

    People have also been gay for thousands of years. You seemed to be having an issue with that part. That's the way it seemed to be headed. If you didn't intend to make it look that way, then I'm sorry I misinterpreted.

    I apologize if I am not getting the joke. :(
  17. HelluvaHoax!

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    Well, cool, you said what you wanted to say.

    So, cool, we both said whatever we wanted to say.

    I don't care if people love licking buttholes. I like motorcycles. Everyone has a hobby. LOL

    You suggest that I "seem to be having an issue with gays". Nope.

    But if John Travolta sees me and tries to plant one of those big old mouth kisses on me. . . I am going to avoid it as if my health/life depended on it. Because I don't gamble on whether or not JT successfully got rid of all the fecal bacteria & viruses that he intentionally downloaded into his mouth from that buttholes of random strangers that he picked up.

    I don't lick toilet bowls in public bathrooms either.

    Probably just some kind of prejudice I have about being object of a fecal ambush, like this....

    Kirk Douglas

    OR THIS...


    OR THIS...


    Hey, JT is a very affectionate guy! Cool, I like it.

    But, I'm good, I'll just take a handshake, LOL.
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  18. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    . . .
    Went to the doctor today. Said I got an infection from reading this thread. :whistling:

    Suggested I find something else to do for a few days. It will heal up all by itself
    if I follow his advice. Nothing serious.

  19. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    I also agree....we guess it's part of (some) human sexual behavior ;)
    But since it's only an assumed viewpoint, I would suggest we do a ''gang bang'' seck on this planet board!
    And later on, based upon our findings, issue a policy :D
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2017
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