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Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
"...if I was coerced to choose..I don't have a clue why, but I would choose the dog kiss!" :eek::p
I recall multiple incidents when I was a small child being driven by my parents (along with my siblings) to go get ice cream. After licking my ice cream cone for a bit I would periodically hold it out to the family dog (Porky) who seemed to enjoy the ice cream just as much as the rest of us, if not more so, and then I would take it back and continue licking it myself.

Up until now I was not particularly concerned with what Porky was doing just prior to licking my ice cream cone. I'm afraid I may need some auditing though after reading this thread. Can Scientology help me with this?
 

lotus

stubborn rebel sheep!
I recall multiple incidents when I was a small child being driven by my parents (along with my siblings) to go get ice cream. After licking my ice cream cone for a bit I would periodically hold it out to the family dog (Porky) who seemed to enjoy the ice cream just as much as the rest of us, if not more so, and then I would take it back and continue licking it myself.

Up until now I was not particularly concerned with what Porky was doing just prior to licking my ice cream cone. I'm afraid I may need some auditing though after reading this thread. Can Scientology help me with this?

:roflmao::roflmao:
Now we're all getting traumatized with this thread.:wife:
I have a blind date to come soon...:flirting:
and am wondering if I must cancell it.... :scratch::moodswing:
I am scared now :wacko:

:zombi:
 
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TheOriginalBigBlue

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I recall multiple incidents when I was a small child being driven by my parents (along with my siblings) to go get ice cream. After licking my ice cream cone for a bit I would periodically hold it out to the family dog (Porky) who seemed to enjoy the ice cream just as much as the rest of us, if not more so, and then I would take it back and continue licking it myself.

Up until now I was not particularly concerned with what Porky was doing just prior to licking my ice cream cone. I'm afraid I may need some auditing though after reading this thread. Can Scientology help me with this?
No, but Friends can...

 

Clay Pigeon

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Part II:

Lest someone get the wrong impression that I care at all about whether gay men lick each others' buttholes, I don't. LOL.

I pointed this out because of the screaming hypocrisy of Scientology, it's Founder, its current guru COB, its elite Ideal executives and its pinnacles of human perfection--the Ideal Celebrities.

Can anyone imagine if the same butthole-licking "data" appeared in a session report or KR on any other Scientologist? They would have been summarily swooped up and escorted to ethics for severe handlings.

What if such butthole-licking was discovered on someone being COM EV'D, can you imagine the horrific charges lodged against them, framed in Scientologese Justice nomenclature! (e.g. "Committing the High Crime of sexual perversion and thereby sabotaging mankind's only hope by intentionally causing lurid public relations disasters to Scientology on this planet.")

What about if Scn had uncovered such "sexual crimes" on a critic of Scientology? How long would it take for the hell & brimstone butthole licking condemnations would be plastered all over new HATE-WEBSITES across the internet?

And the sad-sack average Scientologist sits there, sweating bullets in mortifying confessions about masturbation--to 15 year old "ethics officers" who grill them like Gestapo goons.

Okay then! This would be an opportune moment for all of us to stand up and face the wall photo of a dead con man, so we can cheer his humanitarian achievements.

HIP-HIP HYP-OCRISY!

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Oh Christ on a bicycle HH...

"...the screaming hypocrisy of Scientology..."

I don't know if you've ever noticed but your post suggests you haven't the bipeds infesting this planet commonly act like an infestation. I'm a christian. If you would like to treat yourself to a vast smorgasbord of tender delicacies study the history of organized christianity. For a tasty hors d'oeuvre how about some thumbscrews and pilliwinks from the Spanish Inquistion? Need protein? We have an estimated five million Europeans burned at the stake. Would you like your order rare medium or well done? For entertainment the thirty years war was dreadfully interesting. Germany started with a population of 13 million and finished with some five million...

Scientology, like Christianity is ideas...
 
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