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Hey folks!

- I've not bragged or made much of it.. But I'm a natural OT! -It's just not in my character to brag about such.
But.. I do feel I need to tell you this.. After all there are people here who are pretty perceptive spiritually. So as not to leave anyone in confusion.. Hmm..
Just half an hour ago I abolished unicorns! - Removed them from reality altogether. Both the flying ones and those without wings. There's a swimming one I left in place.. Of course, this was a whole track edit of reality. There will be traces left of unicorns anyway.. As in folk legends and such. But they are gone!
I realize that some of you might object. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.. Change it back if you don't like the new reality.
However, a reality edit of this magnitude sort of spills effect all over the place, as you might imagine.. Those very spiritually perceptive of you might still recall that I was a Zeppeliner skipper of great accomplisment, wearing a spiked hat and all... The world was full of Zeppliners and I was roaming the skies.
Well, that was when a flying unicorn punctured my zeppeliner. Crazy bugger! - I crashed and burned! - I will NOT put up with shit like that!
So that was the immediate reason for deleting the silly beasts from reality... Without sorrow I might add!
Ah.. The spill effects.. The Zeppeliners went non existent too! - That pisses me off and leaves me without my preferred job, dammit!
Now I haven't really oriented myself in this new reality yet. But hells bells! - L.Ron Hubbard seems to have created quite a confounded mess! - And he's dead too!
Imagine my utter amazement.. That guy, L.Ron Hubbard was quite funny. He did a show that had us all in stitches of laughter.. Ol'e Mutha Hubbard.. He'd dress as a really outlandish fat woman and comment on just about anything... Shuck's! - At first I thought there was no reality change, when I saw Dame Edna on the telly! - I thought: Hey! There's Ol'e Mutha Hubbard.. And I got ready for a giggle.
Then I find out that he created this obscene Sinister Scam Cult of Scientology!
Shit! Half an hour ago he was Ol'e Mutha Hubbard and funny as shit!
Well, it does make me regret I did the reality edit.. Too late now.. I better not make any more reality edits.. What with all manner of freaky spilleffects!
I do realize that I inadvertently caused this royal mess.. It wasn't my intention.. I just wanted to get rid of those pesky unicorns! - All those outrageous and unnerving changes were accidental! - But I do take responsibility! - I placed myself in treason and postulated myself back in power immediatly.. A small step for a thetan, a huge leap of incredulity!
We'll just have to work together and get rid of that damned cult! - What say you? - Shall we clean up this place?
<snip> Somebody edited them out long ago.

Now they exist only in the bedrooms of little girls. <snip>
Well, that's how it looks when a whole track edit is done! - I just TOLD you I did it.. Welll, an hour ago by now.. I'm still discovering upsetting changes! - The winds of change washing up the timestream like a temporal tsunami!
Looks like the unicorns were replaced with warthogs BtW.. My grandaddy rode a magnifiscent white unicorn to fetch my grandmother for their wedding. Erhm.. That changed.. Now he was run over by an irate warthog and died horribly.. That was a close call! - The grandfather paradox! - A deadly risk in any temporal operations! - Luckily he already did the naugty deed with my grandmother.. But of course she languished as an unmarried slut with an illegitimate brat of a son who grew up to be one of the worlds most accomplished womanizers.. So that I'm his son is no surprize.. There's a bloody lot of people who's his kids! - I think it was us who voted Reagan into office!
I do understand that you miss the unicorns.. But they were a menace to air traffic over rural as well as other areas! And in weather unfit for man or dog! - Good riddance!
Wow…and I been thinkin' you was just a jumbo preserved cucumber when, in reality, you was a big legume all along.
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Thank you Schwimmy for leaving the swimming ones in place...I have always thought they were charming with their long spiral horns!
Yeah.. I figured they could do no harm.. They can't puncture a submarine after all..
But I'm afraid I've brought myself in a horrible bind with that reality edit. It appears that I'm not an OT anymore! - I noticed yesterday that I had to stop for a red traffic light. Didn't think much of it at first, but since I've had to stop for red repeatedly! - Hell.. I've even suffered the ignomity of there NOT being vacant parking space where I needed it!
So I checked it out.. I even have to mow my damned lawn physically!!
Of course I only have myself to blame. Even for me, the old reality is now like a vague memory of a dream slipping away.
Thank's for believing me anyway.. Most people don't.. They can't of course.. Since it was the actual real reality I changed. Not just 'my reality'.. Like scientology OT's like to do.. They're pipsqueak OT's!
But look what it brought me!! Let this be a warning.