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Out 2D

Discussion in 'Staff "War Stories"' started by GE cmdr, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Squirreling Dervish

    On the subject, anyone remember Stacy the bubbly red haired elevator op. over at the Manor? She sure looked a lot older than she turned out to be... We stayed in touch for ten years I'll bet. Her mother was named Joanne and she put me up during one of my trips to LA. Donovan and/or McGuire were her last names I believe.
  2. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    I've long held to the belief that sex is normal & I refuse to be abnormal in that area, so, it is fair to say while I was in that cult that I got laid every chance I had.

    For God's sake, who is weird enough to make rules about sex ?
  3. Demented Hubbatd

    Demented Hubbatd Patron with Honors

    My brief SO experience was very different than yours. I could talk to any woman I liked, no one told me to stop talking to a girl or to stay away from her. The same was true for my male friends; nobody tried to put restrictions on them. I guess, it depends on SO location; I was working at Big Blue at that time. I heard that the 2D rules were very strict at Clearwater branch.

    I was not planning to stay in SO for long, I just wanted to get to the Class V auditor level, and then get out. I made a decision not to date female SO members because I was not looking for a short-term relation, I wanted a stable one.

    I wanted to have one-night stand with one SO girl. though; she wanted the same. I knew how to fool the e-meter, but I wasn't sure about her loyalty -- she could have written a KR on me saying that I showed her how to render the idiotic device useless. I was not afraid of RPF because no one would force me to go there, but, in case of her betrayal, my dream of becoming a NED auditor would never materialize (I didn't get to that level, anyway, but it was not because the lack of trying).

    Some SO guys had sex with the outsiders, but, because of my busy work schedule and illegal gambling activities in downtown LA, I didn't have time to go to a bar and pick up a girl.
  4. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    I was not looking for Ms. Right.

    I was looking for Ms. Right Now !
  5. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on



    That is positively Orwellian! LOL

    Learning to fool the e-meter is right out of 1984, just like the book's protagonist (Winston) learning to fool the surveillance camera in his room--by locating a tiny "blind spot" where he had a brief merciful respite from Big Brother's diabolically omnipresent scrutiny.

    And for other good reasons, you could well have been a character in that book, like the ever-present intimidation and terror campaign that Scientology runs on its parishioners with "KRs" and "RPF"--every bit the equivalent of 1984's dystopian snitch-society and suddenly disappearing to report for reprogramming by the thought police.

    What many politically correct people (who are only very mildly critical of Hubbard's vision and practices) never quite understand is that he simply wasn't as "cause" as history's other maniacal despots who tried to enslave the world. Had he succeeded, the world would have become very much like the the society of Nazi Germany or today's North Korea. In this way, mankind might very well owe a huge debt of gratitude to L. Ron Hubbard--because he consistently operated in a manner where NONE of his tech worked so that NONE of his goals or "postulates" for mankind were realized.
  6. WildKat

    WildKat Gold Meritorious Patron

    People who aren't getting any. :biggrin:

    (To make sure no one else has any fun either.)
  7. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    Well, that " Out 2D " nonsense provides a balance between those who agree to no sex & those of us agree to have all the sex we can.

    It makes the world right.

    But, on a humorous note, if scientologists could all agree to no sex then they'd eliminate themselves from earth in only one generation.

    I propose all scientologists stick with " NO SEX " & the rest of do as we please with willing adult partners.

    Soon that evil little cult would have eliminated itself.

    Maybe there is a Santa Claus after all !