Patron with Honors
Don't be so cynical Petey ... next these Purification graduates are going to learn how to "eradicate cancer by running out conception and mitosis".Dear oh dear. This is very sad. Those dutiful success stories.
These trained professional auditors are then going to save millions of cancer sufferers worldwide. By this time next year the entire medical profession will have stepped aside and will be allowing trained Scientologists to apply touch assists and auditing in every major hospital around the world. It's going to be so exciting. They're going to make Jesus look like a quack. Leprosy, blindness, the lame - it's all history.
Ideal Orgs will be changing the future of mankind. Just you wait and see.