PERTH Org Newsletter/Promo Leak Thread

TheRealNoUser

Patron with Honors
Dear oh dear. This is very sad. Those dutiful success stories.
Don't be so cynical Petey ... next these Purification graduates are going to learn how to "eradicate cancer by running out conception and mitosis".

These trained professional auditors are then going to save millions of cancer sufferers worldwide. By this time next year the entire medical profession will have stepped aside and will be allowing trained Scientologists to apply touch assists and auditing in every major hospital around the world. It's going to be so exciting. They're going to make Jesus look like a quack. Leprosy, blindness, the lame - it's all history.

Ideal Orgs will be changing the future of mankind. Just you wait and see.
 

Petey C

Silver Meritorious Patron
Don't be so cynical Petey ... next these Purification graduates are going to learn how to "eradicate cancer by running out conception and mitosis".

These trained professional auditors are then going to save millions of cancer sufferers worldwide. By this time next year the entire medical profession will have stepped aside and will be allowing trained Scientologists to apply touch assists and auditing in every major hospital around the world. It's going to be so exciting. They're going to make Jesus look like a quack. Leprosy, blindness, the lame - it's all history.

Ideal Orgs will be changing the future of mankind. Just you wait and see.

You're right. I humbly withdraw my cynical comment. I should have realised I was criticising the Hope of Mankind.

Now I will go and :puke:
 

sallydannce

Gold Meritorious Patron
You're right. I humbly withdraw my cynical comment. I should have realised I was criticising the Hope of Mankind.

Now I will go and :puke:

:lol:

I'm so glad we've cleared that one up Petey C. There will be no cynicism or criticism about the hope for mankind. Ya hear me now? :wink2:

The folk in this newsletter know what they are doing and we should show a little gratitude. They haz the tech to save this whole galaxy. Gawd now I'm making myself feel VERY nauseous!
 

Happy Days

Silver Meritorious Patron
Chris Lightbody has been around for years, disturbing to see him doing the lower Bridge actions still .... wakey wakey Chris :duh:

Regurgitating old public on Bridge actions has become common practice ... well let's face it they already infected with the cult virus and so less new public the better until we can get a successful antidote :biggrin:
 

Panda Termint

Cabal Of One
Yes, Chris has been working at it for decades! I'm happy that he finally got a feeling of being "there" (for the first time in eternity)....
now, if he can just jockey that up to being "here", he'll be... here! :)
 

Zhent

Leakus Maximus
DOX


The top of Perth's Ideal Org donation pyramid:

Humanitarian ($100,000)

Leigh & Teresa Goldsmith
Peter Altmeier-Mort & Maria Di Lello
Carlo & Rebecca Sferco
Michael & Deb Stone
Luke Sanzone
Tony Peacock
Nigel Graham & Alix Jordan
Laurie & Pauline Zani
George & Joan Lander
Steve Dixon in memory of Laurie Dixon

Humanitarian With Honours ($150,000)

Sandie Thurston
Margaret Chambers
Yanni Tredennick
Martine Chapman

Gold Humanitarian ($500,000)

Dave & Karolyn Bromwell

New Civilization Builder ($1,000,000)

Alec Ellis


The total from that lot is $3.1+ Million, but I am informed they have in total raised about $5 million, with about $5 million left for a $10 million total project. Rough numbers but you get the picture. (Its not happening LOL)


BTW. That 'youngest humanitarian' thing (as seen in the OP)? I found this from all the way back in December last year:

We are proud to announce a very special status upgrade this week! Amy Hong upgraded her status from Legend to Humanitarian. She is now the 19th Humanitarian for the Perth Ideal org and the youngest Humanitarian in the whole world!

I think they have stretched it a bit thin now!

BTW. I notice Amy Hong is not in my donator list above, that data is slightly out of date (still from 2012), but I imagine what happened is Amy pledged to go Humanitarian last year but had trouble getting the actual cash together. Perth org was desperate for any good news so they announced her as completed it anyway :)
 

Petey C

Silver Meritorious Patron
Don't forget these are not tax deductible "donations" either -- just a big hole in someone's pocket.
 

Miss Pert

Silver Meritorious Patron
Don't forget these are not tax deductible "donations" either -- just a big hole in someone's pocket.

Yeah they are Petey, at least the Sydney ones are. The money is not paid to the "church" itself but to a building fund and all donations to that are tax deductable. I guess because they are actual donations, you don't get anything in exchange for them like you do when you "donate" for a course or auditing.
 

Happy Days

Silver Meritorious Patron
Yeah they are Petey, at least the Sydney ones are. The money is not paid to the "church" itself but to a building fund and all donations to that are tax deductable. I guess because they are actual donations, you don't get anything in exchange for them like you do when you "donate" for a course or auditing.

Yes that's right and the cult had to apply to the ATO to have these donations recognised as tax deductions. Although we know the money is being used to pay for other things other than a building because Hubbard's building fund policy states it can be used to get an org out of financial trouble like paying back bills etc and also to purchase a building.

Not too sure how this would sit with the ATO :biggrin:
 

Zhent

Leakus Maximus
Alright enough stuffing around, its time to bring the lulz - the selected Perth Fundraising Newsletters


Perth Ideal Org Newsletter -circa November 2011

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Perth Ideal Org Newsletter -circa November 2011


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Perth Ideal Org Newsletter -circa December 2011

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I just love this line in the last one -
Errol wasn't scared to turn it around - getting up and into the crowd and even standing at the back of the event. No-one is safe at the back any more!

LOL


More to come, no fundraising newsletter is safe!
 

Zhent

Leakus Maximus
Hey this thread is not dead, not as dead as Perth org anyway LOL.


Quick Newsletter, they really have nothing interesting to report:

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Oh, but what do we have here?



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Well well, a full years itinerary for Perth stress testing, looks like we have some harpooning to do.
(why on earth are they going to so many agricultural societies?!)
 

scooter

Gold Meritorious Patron
They are the show dates, the big social events for rural communities.

They used to do the whole VM thing at them in Victoria - Touch Assists etc.. It's a good stat-getter as they can grab lots of folks with time on their hands who've never heard of the wacky, evil cult called sciloontology before.

But I'm sure even a lot of rural folks these days have seen the cult exposed on the TV etc.. So these scams will also be a bust.
 

sallydannce

Gold Meritorious Patron
- snip -

Well well, a full years itinerary for Perth stress testing, looks like we have some harpooning to do.[/B] (why on earth are they going to so many agricultural societies?!)

Why are the going to so many agricultural societies events?

One word: Sheep!

They are the show dates, the big social events for rural communities.

They used to do the whole VM thing at them in Victoria - Touch Assists etc.. It's a good stat-getter as they can grab lots of folks with time on their hands who've never heard of the wacky, evil cult called sciloontology before.

But I'm sure even a lot of rural folks these days have seen the cult exposed on the TV etc.. So these scams will also be a bust.

The cult of scientology attends pastoral gatherings in rural communities to scam sheep.

Sorry, my imagination is way out of whack tonight. :biggrin:
 
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