In Scientology, every day is Opposite Day.
For example, Senior Policy is "Always deliver what we promise."
actually, one of the things which seriously impressed me back in the day at fcdc happened at muster one day. fcdc boomed in the early '70's and the boom was sparked when they offered a free hgc drug rundown to anyone purchasing the academy levels. one year later some of those who picked up on the offer were still on the drd. the problem and it's handling were a topic one morning and after the problem was described the handling was prefaced with "we deliver what we promise"