My Version of Ron and Crowley
Here's what happened. When they started pinning the first of twenty-one medals on Ron he was a hopelessly abandoned cripple and when they finished pinning the twenty-first medal on Ron he was healed. (Ron was abandoned by his wife moving into his parents' house while she's trying to track him down for child support since she hadn't heard from him since 1943…but Ron can't find her.) This miracle healing set the Navy on its ear and they begged and pleaded for Ron to go investigate the rocket scientists down in Pasadena and rid the world of this secret black magik ring as an undercover black ops secret mission.
Ron went. He found the scene very, very bad and a girl was saved. The operation was a super roaring success as the black magik ring was broken, never to rear its ugly head again. HIP! HIP!
Then Ron went on to lecture these Scientists to abolish the nuclear bomb.
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Secretly, though, this girl…who was a housekeeper at this rocket scientist joint…showed up on Ron's doorstep destitute and pregnant! Ron had no idea that she was a Nazi/Commie spy until after she pulled a phony divorce caper and attacked Dianetics! Dianetics was under attack from day one!
Later, these commies tried to lure Ron away with MEST and money and titles and prestige! And when that didn't work they kidnapped him and injected air into his heart!! Later, he was jumped by a couple of them but Ron learned lumberjack fighting from his granddad and walloped these characters! All in an effort for them to steal the secrets of the mind…instead of just buying Dianetics like the rest of us…so they could enslave the world with Richard Nixon!!
Anyway…back to the Nazi/Commie spy.
She's a saved girl from a bad cult (he saved her).
She was his wife in one written piece (where he and her are victims of some outrageous PR attack - implying that the attack is below the belt and affecting his innocent spouse and becoming personal).
She's a commie spy attempting to ruin him with fake divorce stories.
Later he gives an interview and he never had a second wife.
She's a housekeeper at a place where the nuclear physicists hang out (Parson's cult).
She's a strumpet in a free sex cult.
She's somebody that showed up on his doorstep pregnant and desperate (to his estranged daughter).
She's in letter after letter that Ron writes to the FBI.
Somewhere he's lamenting her and his lack of control over her so he admits that everything regarding Mary Sue is planned so he doesn't go through that again (this is where he's talking to some personal nurse attendant who didn't even know who the hell Sara was)…he says he woke up from being drunk with her in his bed! Later, presumably, that's Ron saving her!!
He writes her a letter and confesses and professes he still loves her.
He took out ads in his newzines offering something like 10 or 15 thousand dollars to whomever could clear her.
In the early seventies a story was being circulated by the Guardi-
an's Office that Sara had died. According to the story, just prior to
passing away - while on her death bed - she had asked to see Hub-
bard.
Ron responded immediately and came to her side. She looked at
him sadly and said, "Will you forgive me Ron? Everything I said was
lies." And he said, soothingly, "Of course."
Then, according to the story, she added, "I had to do it Ron, I was
being blackmailed." And he answered, gently, "Why didn't you tell
me? I would have done something."
Just think how many entities this one woman is? This is a real live breathing human being and not one of Ron's imaginary playpals.
I'm feeling just a little bit stupid right about now....