The Anabaptist Jacques
Crusader
“The Tech works!“ is the mantra I hear all the time from Scientologist and most Freezoners I encounter. I was going to write a long dissertation about how illogical they are when defending or claiming that the Tech works. Instead, I’ll just show a dialogue:
Scientologist/Freezoner: Bread always lands butter-side down when you drop it.
Me: Not always. It may seem that way because when it does fall butter-side down it makes such a mess that you remember those times rather than the times when it didn’t.
Scientologist/Freezoner: No. Bread always lands butter-side down when you drop it.
Me: Let’s experiment and see. (I butter some bread and hand it to the Scientologist/Freezoner and tell them to drop it. They do, and it lands butter-side up)
Me: See, that proves it. It doesn’t always land butter-side down.
Scientologist/Freezoner: No, bread always lands butter-side down when you drop it. This only means you buttered the wrong side.
The Anabaptist Jacques
Scientologist/Freezoner: Bread always lands butter-side down when you drop it.
Me: Not always. It may seem that way because when it does fall butter-side down it makes such a mess that you remember those times rather than the times when it didn’t.
Scientologist/Freezoner: No. Bread always lands butter-side down when you drop it.
Me: Let’s experiment and see. (I butter some bread and hand it to the Scientologist/Freezoner and tell them to drop it. They do, and it lands butter-side up)
Me: See, that proves it. It doesn’t always land butter-side down.
Scientologist/Freezoner: No, bread always lands butter-side down when you drop it. This only means you buttered the wrong side.
The Anabaptist Jacques

