My thoughts are a little disorganized, because I realized his name really is Parodi.
So, bricks can be suppressive? Is that why Ron had those tomatoes on a meter, because someone threw suppressive tomatoes at him?
Church of Scientology
Enemy P.R. Line
From: SpokesPerson Ann Oying
It has come to our attention that you have posted disparaging Enemy Line P.R. against our Founder in connection with tomatoes. Having quickly obtained a power of attorney on behalf of tomatoes worldwide the following is true:
L Ron Hubbard was conducting vital religious research for the benefit of all tomatoes. This research discovered the unprecedented Tomato OT Levels trademarked by Scientology.
Our Founder, the world renowned Humanitarian and Gardener became concerned when he discovered tomatoes are being suppressed due to Man's inhumanity towards tomatoes.
History is replete with examples of the tomato being targeted by man for centuries. Soups, stews, casseroles, and the ever dangerous salad are a few inhumane uses our Founder diligently researched as suppressive.
The previously mentioned Tomato OT Levels will ensure Tomato Eternity, ending the downward tomato cycle terminatedly.
A Cease and Desist Order will be obtained regarding the previously mentioned False P.R. for the following reasons:
Tomato Auditing will soon be released to our religious flock called TOM l.
The Tomato Mark XV E-meter will be the centerpiece of this release.
New Tomato T.R. Auditor Drills for auditing tomatoes to OT will be included.
Fully hatting all Scientologists for Tomato Bridge Routing will also begin.
Bridge Publications will disseminate The Way To OT Tomatoe-ness immediately.
A newly discovered LRH song, "Tomatoes and OT" will be available.
Lobbying governments globally to stop suppressive abuses against tomatoes.
The IAS will have a sub-designation and Fund entrusted to them: The IAT
(The International Association Of Tomatoes)
All tomato companies not registered with WISE are now declared Merchants of Chaos.
Henceforth it is a High Crime to eat a tomato or tomato related product.
To wit, Anonycat's post would harm the Scientology religion undermining our duteous efforts freeing Man Kind and Tomatoes.