SCIENTOLOGY BOOKS I WOULD READ

[NoName]

...

Talking about Ron the Writer. . .

---cross-posted from the Stupid Thread---

Anyways, what happens to Ron The Writer
when he reincarnates next life and starts a new cult?

As noted in the other thread, an infinite number of monkeys pounding on an infinite number of typewriters may, eventually, produce Hamlet. But nothing EVER as stupid as Scientology: A History of Man.

 

[oneonewasaracecar]

I'd love to buy and read this one too. . .

Where's Shelly?
Shell Games & Shell Shocked - The Shelly Miscavige Story​

That would be better as a computer game.

 

[ILove2Lurk]

. . .
The Marty Decalogy
Box set available soon at an indiependent bookstore
near you just in time for Christmas gift giving!

The Road I Chose to Travel
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

Blind Ambition
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

The Real Stories Behind the Shore Stories
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

Playing Dirty: The Early Years
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

Taking Down the IRS 1989-1993
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

My Life and Times with the Old Man
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

Marty Shrugged
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

Integral Life Practice: A 21st-Century Blueprint for Physical Health,
Emotional Balance, Mental Clarity, and Spiritual Awakening
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

Me and Mike: An Autobiography
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

The Art of Intelligence: Lessons from a Life in the Clandestine Service
By Mark C. "Marty" Rathbun

 

[oneonewasaracecar]

Caring for Stroke Victims
By David Miscavige.

An Idiots Guide to Medical Insurance Fraud
By David Miscavige.

The Ultimate Guide to Successful Marriage.
By David Miscavige.

Coping with Short Man Syndrome
By David Miscavige.

Coping with Short Dick Syndrome
By David Miscavige.

Micromanagement for micromen
By David Miscavige.

How to Sexually Satisfy a cult leader of the same Sex
By David Miscavige.

Slapping Hard: The David Miscavige Story.
By David Miscavige.

So You're Mother In Law is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So You're Wife is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So You're Cult Leader is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Drinking is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Stats Are a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Revenue is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Lawsuits Are Becoming a Problem
By David Miscavige.

A Complete and Utter Idiot's guide to Public Relations
By David Miscavige.

The Darwin Awards Special Edition: The Life and Times of David Miscavige
Not By David Miscavige

So You've Been Firing Blanks
By David Miscavige.

 

[NoName]

Caring for Stroke Victims
By David Miscavige.

An Idiots Guide to Medical Insurance Fraud
By David Miscavige.

The Ultimate Guide to Successful Marriage.
By David Miscavige.

Coping with Short Man Syndrome
By David Miscavige.

Coping with Short Dick Syndrome
By David Miscavige.

Micromanagement for micromen
By David Miscavige.

How to Sexually Satisfy a cult leader of the same Sex
By David Miscavige.

Slapping Hard: The David Miscavige Story.
By David Miscavige.

So You're Mother In Law is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So You're Wife is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So You're Cult Leader is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Drinking is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Stats Are a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Revenue is a Problem
By David Miscavige.

So Lawsuits Are Becoming a Problem
By David Miscavige.

A Complete and Utter Idiot's guide to Public Relations
By David Miscavige.

The Darwin Awards Special Edition: The Life and Times of David Miscavige
Not By David Miscavige

So You've Been Firing Blanks
By David Miscavige.

The Art of War for Dummies
By David Miscavige

 

[Churchill]

THE BUCKS STOP HERE
- by David Miscavige

 

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THE HOLE TRUTH
By David Miscavige

 

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HOW NOT TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE
by Dalevid Miscarnegie



Ok, he used a pseudonym for that one.

 

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WHEN I SAID 'SMASH MY WAY INTO HISTORY' I MEANT
SMASHED ON PINKS, GREYS AND VISTARIL
by L. Ron Hubbard and a Doctor

 

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THINGS I WISH I COULD DO BEFORE I DIE
by David Miscavige
Chapter 1: get a driver's licence
Chapter 2: complete high school
Chapter 3: get that operation they have in Russia to make my legs longer
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[HelluvaHoax!]

..

SCIENTOLOGY READERS
REVIEW RON'S BOOKS!

"Jeez, what an amazing book!
Ron went back in time to
ancient Ireland and even
discovered the wholetrack
pronunciation of the capital city!"
-Wendy Win-

"Wow! Dr. Hubbard's book makes
it possible to know who is at 1.1 on
the tone scale, lying to me and
trying to defraud me so they can
steal all my hard earned money!
If it wasn't for Ron's help, I would
be totally at the mercy of con men!"
-Billy Blowdown-

"How To Save Your Marriage is is the most amazing book I have
ever read! Written by the most amazing man I have ever met!
Because L. Ron Hubbard is not only my favorite writer,
he is also my husband! Knowing that my 2D discovered
the tech of how to save a marriage, I now have total
certainty that we will always be together, for better or worse--
for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, until
prison or running away from process servers do us part."
- Mary Sue Hubbard-



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TALE OF TWO CULTIES
by Rinder and Rathbun

"It was the best of times. Oh actually, mea culta, it was the worst of times."

 

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A SPELUNKER'S JOURNAL
by Heber Jentzsch

 

[oneonewasaracecar]

My First Wife and My Third Wife.
By L. Ron Hubbard

Post-revolutionary Cuba for Newborns
By L. Ron Hubbard

Kidnapping your Wife: A Guide to Leverage and Divorce
By L. Ron Hubbard

Abandoning Your Wife: When Divorce is Too Much Trouble
By L. Ron Hubbard

Throwing Your Wife to The FBI: Outsourcing Your Separation
By L. Ron Hubbard

Hide And Seek.
By L. Ron Hubbard

A Guide to Secrecy and Prepubescent Girls
By L. Ron Hubbard

Dressing Preteen Girls
By L. Ron Hubbard

Letting Preteen Girls Dress You
By L. Ron Hubbard

Under Jack Parsons. The Untold Experiments.
By L. Ron Hubbard

Over David Miscavige. The Untold Experiments.
By L. Ron Hubbard

Coping With Masturbation Addiction
By L. Ron Hubbard

Coping With Erectile Dysfunction
By L. Ron Hubbard

Coping With Magickal Sexual Abuse by Males
By L. Ron Hubbard

Coping With Regular Sexual Abuse by Males
By L. Ron Hubbard
With a Very Forward Forward by 'Snake' Thompson.

Coping With Bipolar Disorder
By L. Ron Hubbard

Coping With Opiate Addiction
By L. Ron Hubbard

Persecution Complex Made Simple
By L. Ron Hubbard

Simple Persecution of Others Made Complex
By L. Ron Hubbard

Creating Your Own Paramilitary
By L. Ron Hubbard

Creating Your Own Intelligence Service
By L. Ron Hubbard

International Espionage For Dummies, By Dummies: The Story of the Guardians Office
By L. Ron Hubbard

No Intelligence: The Rise and Fall of the Guardian's Office
By L. Ron Hubbard

Delusions of Grandeur or Realities of Grandeur:
The L. Ron Hubbard Story
By L. Ron Hubbard
For L. Ron Hubbard
With a Special Forward by L. Ron Hubbard
Dedicated to L. Ron Hubbard

A Guide to The Banks of The World
By L. Ron Hubbard

Further Confessions
By L. Ron Hubbard

A Complete and Utter Idiots Guide to Nuclear Physics
By L. Ron Hubbard

Dive Instructors Guide: The Use of Blindfolds in Building Inner-Ear Perception.
By L. Ron Hubbard

 

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SCIENTOLOGY AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE
by David Miscavige and Tom Cruise
Ghost written by a [STRIKE]religious monk[/STRIKE] SeaOrg slave.

 

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

The Rise and Fall of the Third Wife.

I'm OK, But You're Fucked-Up and Will Need Another 300 Hours, by Reg Mee.

Fifty $hade$ of Green.

Hemet, Prince of Darkness.

The Old Man and The Sea Org.

The Spy who Came Out of Gold.

The Bridge of Can You Pay?

Crime and Punishment by Rick Moxon.

The Intensives of Huckaberry Finn.

Les Miserables: The Story of Scientology Staff Members.

The Importance of Being Earnest by Tommy Davis.

Emma

Great Expectations by various exes.


The Anabaptist Jacques

 

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20,000 SLAVES UNDER THE SEA ORG
A Guide to Eclesiastical Leaders
by L. Wrong Bluebird

 

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AROUND THE COURTS IN 80 DAYS
A Deposition Guide to the Modern Scientologist
by [STRIKE]You'll Learn[/STRIKE] Jules Verne

 

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The Rise and Fall of the Third Wife.

I'm OK, But You're Fucked-Up and Will Need Another 300 Hours, by Reg Mee.

Fifty $hade$ of Green.

Hemet, Prince of Darkness.

The Old Man and The Sea Org.

The Spy who Came Out of Gold.

The Bridge of Can You Pay?

Crime and Punishment by Rick Moxon.

The Intensives of Huckaberry Finn.

Les Miserables: The Story of Scientology Staff Members.

The Importance of Being Earnest by Tommy Davis.

Emma

Great Expectations by various exes.


The Anabaptist Jacques

Oh wow .. Nailed it.

I love the spy who came out of gold.

But Emma .. Brilliant!!

 

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DAVIE M
The Omen : 2

Coming Soon - The Final Conflict