Scientology Correction List # 1

Gadfly

Crusader
Okay, so I got started on the full & complete list desiged to handle any and all bad experiences one has had dealing with the Church of Scientology as an active member and participant. And, yes, apparently I have WAY TOO MUCH time on my hands.:whistling:

While this is humorous on certain levels, it also may ring true for some people on some questions. This list has many possible uses. Use it as a self-analysis list, just sort of reading through and acking yourself on what indicates. Or get it asked by a trained auditor. Go the full 9 yards and get it on an E-meter, with excellent TRs, and each question taken to full EP.

Read it once, and then read it again! Humor may appear that might have been missed the first time through. :whistling:

Or even better, take the list to a party of Scientologists, and "role play", where a person takes a question and acts out a story based on his or her personal experiences for a question! It could well become the newest party craze! :happydance:

This is still a rough premature version, and will require further additions and editing.



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HCO BULLETIN OF 12 January 2010
Issue I
Revised 21 January 2010​


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C/S Series 209RA
The Scientology Correction List #1

Delivered to Mankind as a gift, this 27th day of January, 60 A.D. (After Dianetics), as channeled from El Ron El Ray, through spaceship #217, via Capt. Bill Robertson while in a very deep trance.

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This list can be run on any person who has been involved with any aspect of the Scientology organization. Generally, this list should ONLY be run on people who have been involved with the Church of Scientology for at least 6 months. Some of these questions are geared more towards the life and experiences of a public Scientology church member, some more towards the life and experiences of a Scientology staff member, and others more towards the life and experiences of a Sea Organization staff member. This list can also be run with great benefit on the staff of any Scientology-related organization, such as CCHR, Narconon, Applied Scholastics, Criminon, BozoRon, Justice-is-long-gone, “how-could-I-have-stayed-on-for-so-long”, etc. Do the ENTIRE LIST on EVERY person who has had at least a half of a year’s consistent interaction with any form of the Church of Scientology. The person may have long-forgotten incidents, and even deeply hidden by-passed charge stowed away in areas where it might seem unlikely. Just take whatever you get.

Handling Procedure: 2WC each question, “earlier/similar” as necessary, with each question taken to full non-quickied, Golden Age of Tech, F/N VGIs and COG.

Some questions, due to their phrasing, might require different or additional handling steps.

When done, start from the top of the list again, cycle through the questions number by number, and handle anything else that comes up. Keep doing this until you get through the whole list with every question F/Ning. The preclear should be smiling wildly!

Note: Many an auditor and C/S has made the mistake that once the entire list F/Ns, that it is considered complete. It is NOT done. It is NOT yet complete. Get off all of your overts so that your damned perception clears up! There is more still to do. It is not yet finished you out-ethics, downstat, ARC-breaky, dramatizing, glib, zero-case-gain DB! You pantywaist dilettante Auditors and theetie-weetie Case Supervisors really rile up this bird’s feathers! At times, you sure do ratchet-up this ‘ole sailor’s gravely growl!

Pay attention! Go back and reread Keeping Scientology Working, Issue #1. We HAVE THE TECH. Point One of Keeping Scientology Working has been achieved planet-wide. We deliver as promised! Stop dawdling, know what you know, and get in those Well Done Auditing Hours (WDAH)!

Listen up donkey-brain, the guy is fuckin’ blown out. Of course he is going to F/N through anything you say to him. You could tell him that he has been just fired from his job, and he will smile back at you, and say, “thank-you, sir”. You could tell him that his beautiful wife was right now, at this very moment, enthusiastically going down on the Qual Sec down in Central Files, and you know what, there would be no reaction! Even when you add that the Qual Sec is a woman! He is keyed-out! He will just smile at you! The guy’s brain is toast! The smiling lady is tiptoeing through the tulips! Let him or her have the win. Call him or her back tomorrow, or in a few days, when the preclear has settled down some, and DO IT AGAIN. The whole list from start to finish!

When the preclear can F/N through the entire list, on ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, THEN and ONLY THEN can this list be considered COMPLETE. Do it right, and you will soon have diamonds and emeralds where before there was only rough slate.

The fellow or gal will WANT to write a Success Story. Don’t stop ‘em, and even encourage the beaming “flock of dupes”, oh I mean, “fellow teammates”, the never-before-seen and highly competent Scientologists, to do so. Send them on over to Qualifications Division, through Certs & Awards, and wrap up that product! No flat ball bearings here! Hip-Hip-Hooray!

Get that Success Story down to the bulletin board pronto, burn up those communication lines with raw theta, and send it far and wide. Show them what Standard Tech can do when you are really serious about it. Remove that dull look in your eyes, and replace it with that confident gleam of tech certainty, and pure duplication of Command Intention. Come on and give this skipper a hand.

I have been carrying the burden alone for too long now. It is time for you (sorry asses) to carry some of that (ridiculous) weight. Get off your butt dummy! Those boots (in the sky) might be a size or two too large, right now anyways, but you will grow into them fast. You are an Operating Thetan! Start acting like one. You have been around for many eons, for many tremendous numbers of years, so don’t pretend to me that you can’t do it! You have done every job there is at least 10 times over the past few trillion years, and you aren’t fooling anyone. So knock it off, wipe that confused stupid look off of your face, replace it with another stupid look on your face, and get this show on the road.

We mean business. We WILL clean up that dirty nattery mammoth of a disaffected field. That sector has been infected with disaffection, transmitted through the suppressive circuits and automaticities of the horrible “critic”, that total bane of Scientology, and this has kept this sector down, and a veritable wasteland, for the past 50 or so years. But now, nothing can stop us this time. Hip-Hip-Hooray! Hip-Hip-Hooray! Hip-Hip-Hooray!

You now have this effective list, The Scientology Correction List # 1, this being an almost magical tool that can now really BLOW THE CHARGE that has been keeping that “sorry-excuse-for-a-thetan” down. The Tech Correction Roundup is complete! Finally! The Golden Age of The Innocence can finally be upon us (special thanks to Don Henley).

Hip-Hip-Hooray! Hip-Hip-Hooray! Hip-Hip-Hooray!

SERAT – 1. A just-breaking, new Scientology acronym, meaning “Sorry-Excuse-For-A-Thetan, 2. A beingness somewhat higher than a suppressive person (SP), but a bit lower than a full-tilt degraded being (DB), 3. Anybody who we don’t like, 4. Anybody who we REALLY don’t like, 5. Any person who turns away from or walks away from Scientology after having once been involved and seriously interested in the subject of Scientology and LRH on some level and to some degree. (this definition is to be added to all future printings of the Tech Dictionary and Admin Dictionary).

Whip your mate’s reactive case into shape now Boson! The stops have all now been removed! All arbitraries ARE off the lines! This is the tech you have been waiting for. This is the tech that you weasely sorry-ass fucktards NEED, and you need it NOW! Yes sir! There she blows, Commodore. “Captain, captain, full steam ahead, full steam ahead”.

Final practical point: Each question is asked from the viewpoint of all fours flows. Flow 1, Flow 2, Flow 3 and Flow 0 are each done, consecutively, for each question. For example, using the first question, these FOUR questions would be asked and run to completion:

Flow One: Have you ever been regged in a way that made you feel uncomfortable?

Flow Two: Have you ever regged someone else in a way that made him or her feel uncomfortable?

Flow Three: Have you ever seen others regged in a way that made you or them feel uncomfortable?

Flow Zero: Have you ever regged yourself in a way that made you feel uncomfortable?

For another example, let’s take question number seven. These FOUR questions would be asked and run to completion.

Flow 1: Has a Scientology public or staff member ever lied to, tricked, deceived, or exaggerated to you in order to get you to pay money, contribute time, or otherwise do something that you knew you really didn’t want to do?

Flow 2: Have you ever lied to, tricked, deceived, or exaggerated to another Scientologist in order to get him or her to pay money, contribute time, or otherwise do something that you knew the person really didn’t want to do?

Flow 3: Have you seen another Scientology public or staff member lie to, trick, deceive, or exaggerate in order to get someone to pay money, contribute time, or otherwise do something that you knew they really didn’t want to do?

Flow 0: Have you ever lied to, tricked, deceived, or exaggerated to yourself in order to get yourself to pay money, contribute time, or otherwise do something that you knew you really didn’t want to do?

Here we go. Let’s get the Qual Examiner busy folks! The Bridge is now wide open! This is NOT a short action, so sit back, and get that Tone Arm Action moving along! Your preclear will thank you, and I will thank you.

The disaffection you handle today is a Hill 10 removed from tomorrow!

Never underestimate what you are doing here and now, with this amazing and powerful tech.

Come in from out there! Stop chasing those butterflies, charge up the battery in your E-meter, and give a hearty, “This is the Session”.

Oh, of course, fly all rudiments first. Find and disintegrate them nasty overts & withholds, ARC breaks, and Present Time Problems (PTP) before beginning this action. Heck, you can probably get the guy through 25 hours just setting him or her UP for this MAJOR case action. And, charge well for it! Never feel bad about charging LOTS of money for what removes the eternal shackles from the being. This action is removing Scientology from his or her mind FOREVER! In the billions of years up until now, this dream has never before been possible. Do not underestimate the value of THAT, spanned over eternity, and what this means for every person and out inevitable success.

C/S 53 and Green Form can be used as setups, as needed and required by the Case Supervisor to ensure maximum gain.

The Case Supervisor may also add custom-made questions as appropraite for the preclear's situation and past involvement with the Church of Scientology.

START!

While involved with the Church of Scientology, Scientology organizations, Scientology staff, or the Sea Org:

1. Have you ever been regged in a way that made you uncomfortable?

2. Have you ever been regged by more than one person at the same time?

3. Has any Scientology organization staff ever accompanied you on a loan cycle, mortgage cycle, or bank withdrawal cycle so as to monitor and guarantee, with tight 8-C, that the Church will get the money fast and in a timely manner?

4. Has an org staff member, Sea Org member, FSM or Scientology public person ever YELLED at you to impinge or to “create an effect”?

5. Has any Scientology staff member or FSM ever visited your home on a Wednesday night with the intention to get you to pay now, and “help get the stats up”.

6. Have you ever been coerced into attending course or auditing at times when you didn’t want to or shouldn’t have?

7. Has an org staff member, Sea Org member, FSM or Scientology public person ever tried to make you feel “wrong” in some way for failing to pay money, contribute time, or behave enthusiastically about Scientology, LRH or INT Management?

8. Have you ever been singled out at an event, especially at an IAS event, or Super Power event, and made to stand on a stage promising some “dollar amount” as a pledge to be met?

9. Has another Scientology public or staff member ever lied to, tricked, deceived, or exaggerated to you in order to get you to pay money, contribute time, or otherwise do something that you knew you really didn’t want to do?

10. Has a Scientology public or staff member ever referred you to “hard-sell” LRH policies, essays or articles as a way to “bring up your reality”, and to get you “more on-purpose”, and more willing to pay money, contribute time, or otherwise do something that you knew you really didn’t want to do?

11. Have you ever stood up and clapped at an event when you would have preferred not to?

12. Have you ever stood up and clapped at a muster, graduation or staff meeting when you would have preferred not to?

13. Have you ever had to speak at a muster, graduation, briefing, event or staff meeting when you would have preferred not to?

14. Have you ever felt somewhat like a fool, or idiot, or moron, standing up, clapping, and cheering to a picture of LRH?

15. Have you ever looked around at others, and wondered whether or not they felt like a fool, an idiot, or a moron, while standing up, clapping, and cheering to a picture of LRH?

16. Have you ever actually yelled out, “Hip-Hip-Hooray”? How many times? Where? When? On this one also put in “date/locate” buttons on each instance, until PC cannot locate any more such moments. This can be a very “heavily charged incident” for many ex-members. Be gentle.

17. Have you ever given a win to others that you felt you partially or largely exaggerated?

18. When talking to a friend or relative, have you ever pretended to be “well”, “doing great”, “happy as can be”, or feigned a condition of “nothing bothering me”, when you actually felt quite differently at the time?

19. Have you ever been the victim of fair game, of a Scientology church lawsuit, of an OSA contrived phony crime?

20. Have you ever been “talked to sternly”, or yelled at, often with Tone 40, in some apparent attempt to “cave you in”, “overwhelm you”, or otherwise aim to cower you into submission?

21. Have you ever been yelled at by a Church member to get you to do something, such as to work harder, pay money, contribute time or wax enthusiastic?

22. Have you ever been forcefully separated from your spouse or children, such as by being sent on a mission or being posted in some other location?

23. Have you ever "donated" more than you felt comfortable donating?

24. Have you ever disagreed with a senior order? How? Why? When? Date/Locate each instant. Explain how & why each order WAS actually stupid.

25. Have you ever thought that some senior staff member did NOT know what he or she was talking about? Who? When? Where? Date/Locate each incident. Rehab the PC's certainty on the stupidity of the senior staff member.

26. Have you ever accepted a "fact", “statistic”, or “PR line” as true, even though you knew or suspected that it was not? Who? When? Where? Date/Locate each incident.

27. Have you ever wondered about the legitimacy of the "stats" provided and presented at major Scientology events?

28. What about L. Ron Hubbard's self-created history do you suspect might be false?

29. Have you ever felt that something L. Ron Hubbard said about himself might have been an exaggeration, misleading, or entirely false and fabricated (as a lie)?

30. What outpoints have you noticed, but kept to yourself out of fear of reprisal, about LRH? About DM? About the subject of Scientology? About the operation of the Church of Scientology?

31. Have you ever noticed any Scientology public or staff member tell or cover up a lie?

32. Have you ever worked for less pay than you thought yourself to be worth?

33. Have you ever had to “moonlight” to make ends meet while on staff in some Scientology organization?

34. Have you ever "knuckled" under to some senior executive or management order or “request” when deep down in your heart you knew that it was wrong to do so?

35. Have you ever noticed a lie, falsehood, distortion or misrepresentation of the truth by a Scientologist, only to suppress it and deny it to yourself?

36. Have you ever written a Success Story that you really didn’t feel like writing?

37. Have you ever exaggerated while writing a Success Story?

38. Have you ever been recruited into a Scientology organization? Date/Locate any such incidents as these can be very severe.

39. Have you ever been forced past a point of “willing involvement” while undergoing a recruitment cycle or reg cycle?

40. Did you ever pay money to the Church of Scientology that you could have used for other purposes, and which you should have used for other purposes?

41. Did you really believe that Scientology could “save the world”? How so? Get preclear to explain possibly how dumb and misguided this might have been. Steer the PC freely on this one.

42. Did you really believe that only Scientology contained a valid and “workable” path to “spiritual freedom”? Get the preclear to explain possibly how dumb and misguided this might have been. Steer the PC freely on this one.

43. Did you really believe that LRH was the greatest man to ever show his face on planet Earth? Get the preclear to explain possibly how dumb and misguided this might have been. Steer the PC freely on this one.

44. Did you really believe that L. Ron Hubbard was Buddha? If yes, additional step: List and Null, “Why would you think or believe that? If no, List & Null, “Why not?”

45. Did you really believe that the Super Power donations were only going for the building? What gave you THAT idea?

46. Did you really believe that your IAS donations didn’t go to pay for overwhelming lawsuits, noisy investigations, setting up phony crimes and abuse against innocent people that RTC and INT Management didn’t like?

47. How did you justify the yelling and screaming that you overheard in the org?

48. Why did you stay in for as long as you did, when you otherwise would have liked to get as far away as possible from all things Scientology? L/N to LFBD item. No other flows.

49. Why did you think others stayed in for as long as they did, when you otherwise suspect that they would have liked to get as far away as possible from all things Scientology? L & N to each LFBD item. No other flows.

50. Recall a moment when you thought, “What the hell am I doing here”? Sole flow.

51. Recall a moment when you noticed another thinking, “What the hell am I doing here”? Sole flow.

52. Recall a moment when you thought, “Why am I listening to THIS bozo?” Sole flow.

53. Recall a moment when you noticed another thinking, “why am I listening to THIS bozo?” Sole flow.

54. Have you ever suppressed a yawn in a course room, especially when you knew full well that the yawn had absolutely nothing to do with any “misunderstood word phenomenon”?

55. Did you ever think that the answers other people gave on star-rate checkouts were dumb, stupid or otherwise corny? Sole flow.

56. Did you ever think that the answers you gave on star-rate checkouts were dumb, stupid or otherwise corny? Sole flow.

57. Did a friend or family member ever argue with you over something about Scientology?

58. Has any Scientology member, staff or public, ever threatened you with possible expulsion, declare and disconnection if you didn’t cease some activity?

59. Were you ever pulled into Ethics over something that you thought to be stupid, minor or meaningless?

a. If “yes” on above question, also add L & N, “Why didn’t you protest and stand your ground”? Take to single LFBD item.

b. If “no”, “Why were you so much of a wimp that you never complained”? L & N to LFBD item.

60. Were you ever made to do an ethics action that you would have preferred not to do?

61. Were you ever assigned a Lower Condition that you disagreed with, but you went along with it anyway?

62. Did you ever notice someone misunderstand something about Scientology, but he or she was highly enthusiastic, so you let it “pass by” unmentioned and unhandled?

63. Did you ever pretend, mock up or feign “enthusiasm” about a Scientology event? About a Scientology “new release”? Award? Milestone? Breakthrough? Policy? Bulletin? Brochure? Briefing?

64. Did you really think, feel or believe that Ron was a great musician? If “yes”, also add L & N, “Why?” to LFBD item. If “no”, add L & N “Why not?” to LFBD item.

65. Did you really think, feel or believe that Ron was a great photographer? If “yes”, also add L & N, “Why?” to LFBD item. If “no”, add L & N, “Why not?” to LFBD item.

66. Did you really think, feel or believe that Ron was a great humanitarian? If “yes”, also add L & N, “Why?” to LFBD item. If “no”, add L & N, “Why not?” to LFBD item.

67. Did you really think, feel or believe that Ron was a great philosopher? If “yes”, also add L/N, “Why?” to LFBD item. If “no”, add L & N, “Why not?” to LFBD item.

68. Did you really think, feel or believe that Ron was a great writer? If “yes”, also add L & N, “Why?” to LFBD item. If “no”, add L & N, “Why not?” to LFBD item.

69. Did you really think, feel or believe that Ron was a great artist? If “yes”, also add L & N, “Why?” to LFBD item. If “no”, add L& N, “Why not?” to LFBD item.

70. Did you really think, feel or believe that Ron was your “best friend”? If “yes”, also add L & N, “Why?” to LFBD item. If “no”, add L & N, “Why not?” to LFBD item.

71. What did you really think when yelling at the ashtray while doing the Upper Indoc Training Drills?

72. If you could have thrown the “book” and “bottle” out the window in “Opening Procedure by Duplication”, would you have done so?

73. Have you ever been coerced to work late or stay up all night to finish up some Scientology project, course, or all-hands?

74. Have you ever had someone fail you in a “white-glove” inspection?

75. Did you ever feel stupid wearing one of the dumbass Sea Org uniforms?

76. Did you ever feel like NOT saying “yes sir”, or “aye sire” to a Sea Organization senior or officer?

77. Did you ever really care about becoming a Sea Org “officer”?

78. Did you ever actually believe that members of the Sea Organization were “the elite” and would be “lionized” in any org where he or she entered?

79. Did you actually believe that Sea Org members “always come back”?

80. Did you ever say, “yes” to a registrar, recruiter or body router, more because he or she was handsome or pretty, instead of actually because you wanted to say, “yes”?

81. Have you ever been body routed against your will?

82. Has anyone ever sold you a Scientology book against your will? A set of Scientology books against your will?

83. Did anyone ever try to convince you that you needed to buy all of those books again (for the third or forth time), because the corrections were really finally done for good this time?

84. Did you really at some point admire, respect, and look up to David Miscavige? If “yes”, L & N, “How could I be so stupid”, to LFBD item. If “no”, then L & N, “Why didn’t you?”, to LFBD item.

85. Did you really at some point admire, respect, and look up to L. Ron Hubbard? If “yes”, L & N, “How could I be so stupid”, to LFBD item. If “no”, then L & N, “Why didn’t you?”, to LFBD item.

86. Did you ever feel like talking badly about David Miscavige, L. Ron Hubbard, an organization senior, an organization staff member, an other Scientologist, or some other Scientology luminary, but instead suppressed your desire to do so? Date/Locate each instance to F/N. If so, L & N, “Why?”, to LFBD item. If “no”, L & N, “Why didn’t you?”, to LFBD item.

87. Did a public or staff Scientologist ever tell you that you couldn't or shouldn't communciate with some declared person, even though you didn't think that there would be anything wrong with doing so?

88. Did you ever disconnect from a family member or friend, under pressure from the Church of Scientology, even though you really didn't want to do so, and even though you didn't actually think there was anything wrong with the person?

89. Did you really believe that L. Ron Hubbard found "hidden treasure" while doing his "Mission Into Time" book? If so, L & N, “Why?”, to LFBD item. If “no”, L & N, “Why didn’t you?”, to LFBD item.

90. Did you really actually believe that the incidents mentioned in "History of Man", such as the "spinning pole", "ice cube", "bouncing head", "rotating penis", and "black/white thetan" described REAL past events and situations? If so, L & N, “Why?”, to LFBD item. If “no”, L & N, “Why didn’t you?”, to LFBD item.

91. Have you ever been told that it was your duty or obligation to "help out" to get the stats up for "Ron's Birthday"? Explain how and why you thought that really wasn't a fantastic idea.

92. Did you ever not take "Libs", because a Scientology staff member berated you for wanting to do so, even though your "stats were up", and you deserved them per LRH policy?

93. Did a Scientology staff member ever come and find you on "Libs", cancel your "Libs", and demand you return to post? 2WC how pissed off that made you feel.

94. Did you ever sneak out of and leave an all-hands, event, briefing, or Scientology meeting, because you simply did NOT want to be there? 2WC and rehab the state of "not being there".

95. Have you ever pretended to be "ill" to get away from a Scientology registrar, recruiter, or senior? 2WC how that was a "good thing" to do.

95. Did you ever suppress a laugh when hearing another give a win or success story?

96. Did you ever suppress a laugh when giving your own win or success story?

97. Did someone ever write a Knowledge Report (KR) on you that you felt was false, incomplete, slanted, biased or just plain bonkers?

98. Did you ever catch a friend or family member stealing toilet paper from your home or business to donate to the local Scientology org?

99. Did you ever "smell a rat", or have a feeling that "something was not as it appeared to be"?

100. Has a Scientology staff member ever denied you a CSW to visit with family for a holiday?



End of list.

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Mystic

Crusader
Such on-source tech! Obviously you have attained the state of Loyal Disaffected Critic Snarling SP Wog Human Free Being.
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
Heh.. Affirmative on nearly all Q's for me..

What is it with this kind of lists? - Cumbersome litterature.. And each Q could be a topic for a whole thread.

:yes:
 

Kookaburra

Gold Meritorious Patron
As soon as I saw this thread it reminded me of a similar list. It was the Ethics Repair List. I arrived with a few other issues in 1977, about the time of Tech Correction Round-up. It was a great list and covered just about every fucked up asinine thing an ethics officer could do to a Scientologist. People were line charging just reading it.

Then a short time later, that issue and the others were recalled as they were mistakenly issued. They were part of Super Power. Remember that R/D that was supposed to be delivered at all St Hills within the next 6 weeks?

It just occurred to me that this list is the sort of thing that David Miscavige really wouldn't want released under any circumstances.

Just like one that removes the negative effects of Scientology.
 

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
As soon as I saw this thread it reminded me of a similar list. It was the Ethics Repair List. I arrived with a few other issues in 1977, about the time of Tech Correction Round-up. It was a great list and covered just about every fucked up asinine thing an ethics officer could do to a Scientologist. People were line charging just reading it.

Ralph's Ethics Repair List is pretty good:
http://www.freezoneamerica.org/LRH2/OTCOB 22042000.html

Gadfly's list and commentary is half real and half a joke. I'm not going to comment on it technically.

Paul
 

Gadfly

Crusader
Ralph's Ethics Repair List is pretty good:
http://www.freezoneamerica.org/LRH2/OTCOB 22042000.html

Gadfly's list and commentary is half real and half a joke. I'm not going to comment on it technically.

Paul

By all means Paul, comment on it technically. :yes:

It COULD be used as a "real list", but ONLY if a trained auditor or C/S reworked quite a few of the questions. Obviously, some of the "tech" on what should or should not be put into List type questions is "off" or "wrong".

I may redo a version that is simply a list of questions, with all "added joking" omitted. It would still very much "do the trick". IT wouldn't be an auditing list, but simply a list of ways how you could have gotten upset/anger while involved in the Church of Scientology.

Most of the Listing & Nulling questions are added ONLY as HUMOR, and would NOT and should NOT be run as stated. They ARE a joke. Not a way to "help" you blow any charge necessarily.

I probably could create a "serious" list, if I read through the related C/S Series issues, but then, all of my books are in storage, and I am not about to dig them out.

The Dating and Locating stuff is mostly added for humor, and probably is "incorrect" from a legitimate "tech" viewpoint. I don't even know if the 2WC angle is appropriate.

But, when viewed as a "commentary", as a criticism of Scn, that only a Scientology ex-member could possibly fully appreciate, it stands at it is. Introduction and all. :thumbsup:
 

Dulloldfart

Squirrel Extraordinaire
By all means Paul, comment on it technically. :yes:

Nope. I don't think it would be appropriate. Write a serious list and I will make serious comments. One suggestion if you are going to write a serious list to be assessed using regular outdated Scn tech — shorten some of the questions, as they are both too long for the pc to keep in mind and too restrictive with all your modifiers.

Paul
 

Mockingbird6

Patron with Honors
LOLOLOLOL

Hi Gadfly,
Amidst laughter and realizations, I made notes as I went through your list, of things you might consider adding:

On item 22 the separation from spouse and children would include "not allowed to go home until your action was complete to the satisfaction of someone else or until you signed up for further actions and completed them." Of course, this would also necessitate the items: "Forced to pay for more accomos than you had planned on?" and "Out of food money again?!!"

On #38 one should include "attempts to get you to join, even though you managed to resist."

Another question: "Did you ever go into agreement that it was an overt (a lack of support of the group) to have missed an event?"

And especially: "Did you actually believe your Patron status would get you special consideration in the HGC?" (I am laughing so hard just writing this one!!!!)
 

EP - Ethics Particle

Gold Meritorious Patron
A strong statement from a M6 bird!

Wow, Gadfly, I've only looked at the first three questions and I already love you!

Lotsa work went inta that OP. Gadfly! :yes::melodramatic:

I ran into a wall of exhaustion just scanning it! :ohmy::yes:

Or maybe it wuz jes "Failed Purposes" :confused2:

Your industry is hereby ACKED! :coolwink::clap::thumbsup:

EP
 
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