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Scientology Haiku

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by NoName, May 11, 2012.

  1. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    Dave thinks OSA wins
    Oscar blowing in the wind
    Gibney makes Part 2

     
  2. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Surly I'll return,
    The road-trips do continue,
    Onto beers and food.



    :cheers:
     
  3. Dave B.

    Dave B. Maximus Ultimus Mostimus

    salvaging this sector
    by stealing my toothpaste
    you need a plan "b"
     
  4. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    Staring in your eyes
    Suddenly Bugs Bunny ears
    TR Zero Flunk
     
  5. HelluvaHoax!

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    ...

    My Hidden Standard's
    what Ron promised in his books--
    Now what? FDS?
     
  6. HelluvaHoax!

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    I went PTS
    The org said find my SP
    I did. Good bye Ron.

     
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    It's confidential.

    The cost, Xenu and Fair Game.

    Raw Meat has no clue.
     
  8. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    I took the comm course
    They want to take the planet
    Goodbye nutjob, and fuck you
     
  9. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    I took the comm course
    They try to indoctrinate
    Hands off my brain, yo
     
  10. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Fault my obnosis
    Had to smell it to see it
    Ron's halitosis
     
  11. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    My Razor, Her Hair

    Or Hers, Hers, or Hers :omg:

    Where'd the Toilet Paper Go?
     
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    ..

    ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    ha ha ha ha ha




    ps: The above is the only known example in recorded history of the ultra-rare form of poetry called Ha-Ku.
     
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    ...



    Between "Goodbye nut job and fuck you" and "Hands off my brain, yo" I am laughing out loud, fuh real, y'all.
     
  14. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    I was late for class
    Told to clean bathrooms all week
    I think not fuckwit

    Edit: all Ha Ku is an actual account of my formal experiences.
     
  15. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    Okay, that last got ME Laughing Out Loud.

    Fuckwit. Such a great word. You use it well. :hysterical: :hysterical: :roflmao:
     
  16. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Countless more SPs
    Until you find out the truth
    Ron is the item
     
  17. HelluvaHoax!

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    lolololololol

    Those last lines of Anonycat be crackin' me right up!

    I can still appreciate the occasional lengthy, poignantly illuminating Op Ed posts written by scholarly scribes, and yet---

    It's so much funnier if someone just walks up to the Commodore or the COB and smashes a pie into their stupid face.
     
  18. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    Hubbard slurs on tape

    WTF? Like it matters

    Drunk Speeches Aren't Uncommon
     
  19. HelluvaHoax!

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    Yeah, LOL, it's the juxtaposition to the formalized "I think not..."
     
  20. Jump

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    Run in a circle
    As if around a Palm tree
    Is that my EP?