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Scientology In Scotland Loses Out On New Building

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This story must be some kind of misprint or something. . .

Because if Scientology wanted that magnificent historical building for an Ideal Org, certainly they would have not lost out to wogs.

I mean--all the paranormally powered OTs around the world making it go right with tone 40 intention and postulates could never be defeated by the counter-intention of some lowly untrained/unaudited DBs!

It's times like these when Scientology really misses the Commodore. He would have jumped all over this and found the why--and handled it! Probably by issuing a policy about psych plants within the COS, putting a head on a pike, issuing declares, overboarding saboteurs, chainlockering rock-slammers and discovering a spectacular new mandatory auditing action for all OTs called the "Clear Intention Rundown" that handles the wholetrack reason beings' postulates fail to work 100% of the time.

Naturally, in addition to sending out massive numbers of traveling registrars on a worldwide tour to ensure that everyone get this "missing step on the Bridge" handled, they would also begin an unprecedented fundraising drive for donations to acquire a very special building in a very special place to deliver the Clear Intention Rundown. Because it can only be standardly delivered in a distraction-free, totally safe space. Just like OT III requires a safe room at an Advanced Org, the "L's" require a Flag safe space, SuperPower requires a safe 200 million dollar building in Clearwater and OT VIII requires a safe 441 foot ship (Freewinds).

Ron would have also ensured that all Scientologists were fully briefed and r-factored that they should move up the Bridge and "uplines" to one of those super-safe-spaces as soon as possible. But in the meantime, they should all remain on lines and get auditing and training at their local unsafe Ideal Org.
 

scooter

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Really, what's not to love about this?

Fearless Leader (Johnny Goodboy Tyler/Braveheart wannabe) of the Hubbard cult in Sco'land and his pseudo-scots from cult enclaves around the globe just got their fantasies shattered and, even worse, awarded to the country that not only gave the world modern democracy but also gave Hubbard a prison sentence should he ever set foot there and have successfully and CONTINUALLY pursued the cult through their court system.

AND the French are planning to make this space a REAL public service, not some faux-religious palace with scant blank-eyed cult zombies trying to entice the unwary into watching "public service" videos designed (poorly) to lure the vulnerable into the trap of Hubbard.

:happydance:
 

Freeminds

Bitter defrocked apostate
Lovely piece of reporting (the media really gets Scientology, at last...) and the comments on the article are shaping up nicely too.

As if that building could ever have been bought by the Scientrollogists of Edinburgh! There's only about eighteen of them left, and they've been bled dry already.
 

Dave B.

Maximus Ultimus Mostimus
I love happy endings!

And kudo's to Brian Donnelly for a well-written, informative, coherent easily read article. Many times, mostly, but not limited to Amurican reportage it seems I have to breakout my magic decoder ring to decipher something written by an illiterate crackhead graduate of journo school.
 

dchoiceisalwaysrs

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Inspired by HH. How many Clear Intentionesses does it take to fill a Bluebird motor home before it falls off the ranch cliff into the Sea?

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Answer: all remaining scientologist and remember Ron is waiting to sea them there. Get busy!!
 
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