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This is an extremely potent and well stated declaration of the COS as one's SP whereby one ends one's PTSness, theoretically, by purchasing one's path through the gauntlet of "souls for sale", as they try to sell yours back to you after you've erased all psychic appendages to yourself and have become an empty shell of your prior self. But, by then, there is very little of "you" to buy back as you've been canibalized to the point that not a shred of who you were is still recognizable as being any form of a flimsy, plagiarized, copy/paste version of "you", even and especially by "you". "You" has become "them", and nearly indelibly so.
But at the end of the Bridge you don't need "you" any more.
Because the CoS gives you completion certificates for your wall, in case any of your remaining friends is interested to find out everything there is to know about you.
VISITING SCIENTOLOGIST
(enters house, notices cert on wall)
OH! I didn't know you were OT VIII.
OT VIII
Yes. I am.
VISITING SCIENTOLOGIST
Thanks for sharing that. I didn't know that about you.
..........a long, long, long unbearable silence...............
OT VIII
Okay. Well, thanks for stopping by.
VISITING SCIENTOLOGIST
Yeah, we really had a good com cycle. Bye.
(enters house, notices cert on wall)
OH! I didn't know you were OT VIII.
OT VIII
Yes. I am.
VISITING SCIENTOLOGIST
Thanks for sharing that. I didn't know that about you.
..........a long, long, long unbearable silence...............
OT VIII
Okay. Well, thanks for stopping by.
VISITING SCIENTOLOGIST
Yeah, we really had a good com cycle. Bye.