Scientology In2wordsorless

[afaceinthecrowd]

Cof$...​

LIARS INC.​

Dianetics…​

TERRA INFOGNITO​

 

[Jump]

( Making the able - )

more gullable.​

 

[afaceinthecrowd]

MAGIK FOR DUMMIES​

Okay...so I fudged again.

 

[Sindy]

Never Learn
Always Lose

PLEASE Collapse
Go Away!

Need Help?
Too Bad.

Cult DIE.
The END!




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[Lulu Belle]

no sleep.

(you can tell where I worked...)

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Never Learn
Always Lose

PLEASE Collapse
Go Away!

Need Help?
Too Bad.

Cult DIE.
The END!




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Ooooh! I likey-likey that cool-couplet syn-style too. Can I try one of those? Please? Please? Please?

I'M RON!
ONLY SOURCE!

PERFECT TECH!
SOLVES ALL!

SCIENTOLOGY WORKS!
GET SOME!

ENGRAMS ERASED!
BE HAPPY!

GO CLEAR!
20 HOURS!

LOW COST!
IT'S EASY!

IT ERASED!
FLOATING NEEDLE!

YOU'RE CLEAR!
CONGRATULATIONS YAYYY!

YOU'RE FREE!
EVERYONE WINS!

IT'S FUN!
ENJOY LIFE!

WHEREYA GOING?
NOTSO FAST!

GREAT CATASTROPHE!
BODY THETANS!

YOUR ETERNITY!
YOU'RE FUCKED!

500,000 DOLLARS!
CREDIT CARDS!

JUST PAY!
OR DIE!
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[afaceinthecrowd]

To the Nation of Islam...

BUTT BUDDY​

 

[afaceinthecrowd]

IAS Galactic Puff Adders…

“WINS” WHORES​

 

[MrNobody]

$cientology $ick.
$uckers $cammed.
$ad $cenery.

$?​

 

[This is NOT OK !!!!]

My loss

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

...

Scientologists in2wordsorless.

SOMNAMBULISTIC MORONS​

Jeez, I hope that wasn't unduly harsh. I mean it in a nice way. lol

 

[VaD]

imagined reality

 

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

Batshit Crazy

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

..

A Tech Triptych...

FAKE SCIENCE

FAKE BRIDGE

FAKE FREEDOM ​

 

[This is NOT OK !!!!]

No Toilet-Paper.​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

No Toilet-Paper.​

Oh, that explains it!

When a thetan becomes totally free of course they become toiletpaper free!

 

[Auditor's Toad]

No Toilet-Paper.​

I must confess going to the FH, the Sandcastle, or the ship I took my own supply of TP.

Single ply almost newspaper just ain't my way.

 

[Operating DB]

$cientology $ick.
$uckers $cammed.
$ad $cenery.

$?​

Ooh! We're getting close to haiku. Maybe we'll have to start a haiku thread?

 

[Dilettante]

I must confess going to the FH, the Sandcastle, or the ship I took my own supply of TP.

Single ply almost newspaper just ain't my way.

It that the 'mest' some are so fond of being 'cause over'? Having the foresight to bring your own 2-ply for wiping your behind because thiers is inferior is truly at cause. I wondered what the hell those speeches were all about!

 

[Auditor's Toad]

It that the 'mest' some are so fond of being 'cause over'? Having the foresight to bring your own 2-ply for wiping your behind because thiers is inferior is truly at cause. I wondered what the hell those speeches were all about!

Ah, and there was nothing like staying in the FH, the Sandcastle, or the ship and having really good loud sex way into the late night.

The next day stares were priceless.