Scientology In2wordsorless

[Ogsonofgroo]

Oh, that explains it!

When a thetan becomes totally free of course they become toiletpaper free!

WILLNOT FREE!!!

(for those unfamiliar with the term 'willnots', they are the poopy dingle-berries on yer butt from not wiping, often seen on big hairy dogs and sheep) *yuck*

 

[freethinker]

Blind Ambition​

 

[Sindy]

Junk Mail​

 

[freethinker]

Annoying Calls​

 

[Hypnotarian]

Disney 1984

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Ooh! We're getting close to haiku.
Maybe we'll have to start a haiku thread?

If you start that thread, I'm in, dude!

I believe to conform with Haiku, there must be 17 syllables arranged in three lines, configured as 5,7 and 5 respectively.

Sci-en-tol-o-gy
de-serves-a-new-thread-with-both
hai-ku-and-fuk-u​

 

[VaD]

"Hubbard said"

(pretty much sums it up. - LOL)

 

[ClamSource]

Thought crimes

 

[Gadfly]

Poo Poo​

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Poo Poo​

Somehow, I never thought when I first got on the road to OT that decades later I would be working on a home computer and reading one of my friends posting the words "Poo Poo" and another one of my friends (Synthia) posting "Liked this Post".

Back then, I had no idea that at the end of the Bridge there would be validated Poo Poo.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Junk Mail​

Did you ever read the LRH reference on the MFJ Triangle? It's a special piece of tech Ron developed for his beloved wife, Mary Sue Hubbard.

JUNK MALE
JUNK FAIL
JUNK JAIL​

 

[Sindy]

Did you ever read the LRH reference on the MFJ Triangle? It's a special piece of tech Ron developed for his beloved wife, Mary Sue Hubbard.

JUNK MALE
JUNK FAIL
JUNK JAIL​

and...the whole thing is one big Junk Sale

 

[Jump]

and...the whole thing is one big Junk Sale

And all over a big Junk Tale.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

And all over a big Junk Tale.

And all of the above, whilst love-bombing an IAS whale.


"A whale is among the world’s biggest casino players. Opinions vary, but my idea of a whale is a player who can bet at least $50,000 a hand, with a $5 million line of credit. That’s 100 betting units, which will get a $50,000-a-hand gambler through the weekend, usually. Sometimes he’ll lose it all. Sometimes he'll come out ahead. But he's prepared -- and can afford -- to lose five million in a three-day jaunt to Las Vegas.

 

[Jump]

And all of the above, whilst love-bombing an IAS whale.


"A whale is among the world’s biggest casino players. Opinions vary, but my idea of a whale is a player who can bet at least $50,000 a hand, with a $5 million line of credit. That’s 100 betting units, which will get a $50,000-a-hand gambler through the weekend, usually. Sometimes he’ll lose it all. Sometimes he'll come out ahead. But he's prepared -- and can afford -- to lose five million in a three-day jaunt to Las Vegas.

Right .. but will he make bail ?

 

[Hypnotarian]

Wonka 1984

 

[Gadfly]

Fanatic Factory​

 

[apocalyptic]

...

DESCRIBE SCIENTOLOGY IN 2 WORDS OR LESS.

Appears Mental

Love Hurts​

.

If, the course of our individual lives is any measure of the course of our collective humanity (which it is) we can fairly (and reasonably) come to the conclusion that the greatest (and most valuable) lessons we have come to learn have come by way of our greatest individual (and collective) suffering, pain.

Dog Shit Reality. Human Spirituality. 101. Where Paradox & Principle collide.

It is not until the wounds have healed that we find the capacity to understand the purpose of their (temporal) appearance. In the world and in our lives.

Scientology Sucks. And your humor is unsurpassed in bringing that truth to life. So be it. And we Love it.

And, in 1000 years from now, when we are but mere mirages called distant memories in the sons & daughters of our sons & daughters of their sons & daughters, minds (ad infinitum, or until a thousand years have come to pass), the truth of the value of our individual (and collective) stupidity, deception, fraud and error, will have made its spiritual mark on us all. In the world we are leaving behind.

Lastly, we are each playing our (perfect) role, in this entire sordid affair. You, striking, with passionate humor. We striking, with passionate resolve. United in our Collective Being. To never let it happen again.

Ok. We now return this (star-rated) thread to it's rightful audience, of laughter.

Thank you.

Apocalyptic

 

[Gadfly]

Phony Freedom​

 

[Gadfly]

Dedicated Dummies​